The One and Only SmackDown Thread: 8/22

[Guest Austin3164life]

Pretty solid show so far. Tonight's Main Event should be interesting to see as a matter of fact. Great CW Tag Match to start things off as well.

[Guest Goodear]

Why couldn't they do this sort of thing during Matt's last heel turn? You know, make him act like a heel?

 

 

CHAVO~!

[Guest areacode212]

Woah, TWO cruiserweight matches in one night.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Plus all the workrate guys fight Mark Henry and Rikishi anyway so what's the point? Oh and I'll take Chris Jericho and Ric Flair over Eddie Guerrero and Edge ANYDAY.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

There's just nothing about Smackdown that makes me want to sit down and watch. Angle is there sure, and I've got Rock on RAW as well. Eddy and Benoit bore me. Edge is Edge. The cruisers do nothing and with the exception of Mysterio, why should I care? And then there's Steph. Bischoff is a slimy dickish heel. Steph is the signal to change the channel.

 

Yes, this week's RAW was terrible. But last week's was one of the best they've had in months.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Holy crap! I didn't even realize the show had already started! My mistake.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Hyperbole from Matt Hardy!

 

FUNAKI!

[Guest areacode212]

Bret Hart reference from Matt Hardy!

 

FUNAKI~!

[Guest Goodear]

Stay TURNED!!! Funaki will be right back! .... Thank god Lawler isn't on this show.

 

My, Warlord Jr. sure has a big log

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Woah, TWO cruiserweight matches in one night.

And I missed them both All I caught was the ending of Chavo/Matt.. just got home from a football game. Oh well... Kidman vs. Angle and the tag match should be good. Also, Funaki is my favorite backstage interviewer on Smackdown... period.

[Guest TestKick]

I'm looking forward for Rikishi. He was very impressive last week.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I'm looking forward for Rikishi. He was very impressive last week.

No he didn't. The Brock/Rikishi match was the low point of SD! last week.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Funaki cracks me up with this backstage interview stuff...keep it up...

 

Funaki = RATINGS !

 

Im going away for a while to make dinner and brownies! Yum!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Funaki the Sexual Invader.

 

I love it.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Nidia sure did turn face quickly.

 

Jennifer Nidia Gray for Women's champion!

 

YES!

 

WIN THE MATCH SOMETIME!

[Guest areacode212]

Molly: "I could have been getting changed!"

 

Funaki: "Yes, yes! That's where the story lies!"

 

Other than this exchange, that was one of the things that makes me embarassed to be a wrestling fan.

[Guest TestKick]

Brock/Rikishi last week was an AWESOME power affair. Both guys worked well together. I hope Rikishi gets a suitable opponent, and not a little guy that can't work with him.

 

Molly-Nidia... blegh.

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Nidia's going to reveal her breasts, eh? Well that means Molly is going over. As if there was any doubt.

 

Funaki love Smackdown!

 

Haha Rey is little...

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Rey with the CONTACTS OF DOOM~!

 

that's what tattooed on his right arm, on the side, near the armpit, It looks like "Aaliyah" to me

[Guest Nevermortal]

Look, the King of Mystery vs. The King of the Ring (2000).

[Guest Goodear]

It looks like a matchbox car did a burnout on Angle's head.

[Guest Goodear]

Kidman's tights are growing again!!! YES!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Brock/Rikishi last week was an AWESOME power affair. Both guys worked well together. I hope Rikishi gets a suitable opponent, and not a little guy that can't work with him.

 

Molly-Nidia... blegh.

How was it awesome? It was Brock and Rikishi plodding for five minutes till Paul E. got the Stinkface?

 

Oh, but I forgot I'm talking to a man who has dedicated his posting career here to one of the most useless men on the roster.

[Guest Goodear]

Stupid question time: If you think Testkick is a complete ass... why are you talking to him?

[Guest Nevermortal]

God, this match rules so much. Kudos to whoever booked it.

[Guest Goodear]

You know, I'm not thinking Angle's style is going to clash with Mysterio's after tonight.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Way to no-sell all that offense Kurt!

 

GOD!!!!!

 

I got so fucking annoyed by Kurt running up to the top like he wasn't touched, moments after he was KOed by the Owenziguri.

 

VAN KIDMANATOR!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Stupid question time: If you think Testkick is a complete ass... why are you talking to him?

Cause his stupidity annoys me and I lash out.

[Guest areacode212]

Van Kidmanator!

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Kidman & Angle is looking like a great match!

LOL@ Rey playing mind games.