The One and Only SmackDown Thread: 8/22

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Cena's color cordinated today!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Oh fuck, John "Worst" Cena.

[Guest TestKick]

What the FUCK is with this Brock workout video? Why does WWE think us fans are so stupid? We know he's ripped, we know he's in good shape, there's no need to keep shoving it and shoving it AND SHOVING IT down our face. Jesus Christ, we know he's an awesome worker that deserves the WWE Undisputed Championship, you've pushed him enough but now it's gone TOO FAR! Too much Brock will turn the fans off and that's the last thing we need with the main eventers like Rock turning on the company so they can be fucking primadonnas. Fuck this shit.

[Guest papacita]

I think Rock can come out and say virtually anything and the fans are brainwashed enough to pop.

 

 

BTW, didn't Bautista turn last week?

[Guest snowfan]

Dear God that Kidman "reversal" of the Anglelock lacked ANY credibility.  They need to really reanalyze the psychology of submissions if they are serious in their claim they want a more submission oriented style of psychology.  Other than that a good match.

 

Snowfan

The problem with the whole submission thing is that Angle and Jericho don't put any work into those body parts before they go for their finish. Shoot, I wouldn't want to submit to those moves either if there's no psychology behind them.

I can dig what you are saying, but on the other hand if someone had the ankle cinched in and the subject did the handstand flip into a kick they'd have a screwed up ankle and NO leverage. They need to bring back Flair, Hart, and hell even Terry Taylor to show the guys how to "wear down" the target area. Either treat submissions right or quit killing them for feds that do take the effort to use them properly.

 

snowfan

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Am I the only one that thinks the Reverend gimmick could have worked is handled correctly?

[Guest papacita]

Am I the only one that thinks the Reverend gimmick could have worked is handled correctly?

No.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Good news: You can take an ice bath with a WWE superstar.

 

Bad news: It'll be with Brock Lesnar

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Good.

[Guest Goodear]

Brock can get heat by forcing women to take ice baths with him.

 

Rikishi! Cena! D-Von! Batista! Who sucks the least?

 

probably Batista

See, I don't think any of these guys are actively bad (like Mark Henry). Rikishi is the worst of the bunch, D-Von is the most average wrestler alive, Deacon needs help with his ring awareness, Cena's really pretty decent for a guy with no real personality.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

BTW, didn't Bautista turn last week?

Reverend D'von obviously forgave Batista for his sins.

[Guest TestKick]

The reverend gimmick was a COMPLETE RIPOFF of Friar Ferguson! I mean, COME ON! Stop insulting the fan's intelligence! We remember gimmicks from 10 years ago and we demand originality! Fuck WWE, they need to change now.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Urgh...why do people pop for something so vile?

(Stinkface)

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

GOD!

 

it must be Rock who keeps a job for his talentless cousin Rikishi.

 

CRAPPY SPINEBUSTER OF DEATH!

 

OH MY GOD! HE TURNS FACE!

 

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!

 

Stupid shithead WWE writers

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

The reverend gimmick was a COMPLETE RIPOFF of Friar Ferguson! I mean, COME ON! Stop insulting the fan's intelligence! We remember gimmicks from 10 years ago and we demand originality! Fuck WWE, they need to change now.

Statute of Limitations on gimmick recycling is 7 years

[Guest Goodear]

I can dig what you are saying, but on the other hand if someone had the ankle cinched in and the subject did the handstand flip into a kick they'd have a screwed up ankle and NO leverage. They need to bring back Flair, Hart, and hell even Terry Taylor to show the guys how to "wear down" the target area. Either treat submissions right or quit killing them for feds that do take the effort to use them properly.

 

snowfan

I agree with that.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

 

BTW, didn't Bautista turn last week?

Reverend D'von obviously forgave Batista for his sins.

I guess it was just dissention, and not a resignation.

[Guest Eagan469]

The reverend gimmick was a COMPLETE RIPOFF of Friar Ferguson! I mean, COME ON! Stop insulting the fan's intelligence! We remember gimmicks from 10 years ago and we demand originality! Fuck WWE, they need to change now.

dude, just shut the FUCK UP

 

we'll be changing your name to "kicked out" soon...

[Guest Goodear]

Nidia just showed her tits to Dusty Rhodes' older, dumber-looking twin.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

interesting.. this monday.. pledge.. Brock is there.. Rock isn't... mmmm... you'd think the champion would be at this, right?

 

Brock's winning at Summerslam.

 

There is NO way they wouldn't send the WWE champion to this.

 

Jennifer Nidia Gray flashes her boobies to Jerry Garcia.. yee haw!

 

I love this gimmick!

[Guest Goodear]

GOD!

 

it must be Rock who keeps a job for his talentless cousin Rikishi.

 

CRAPPY SPINEBUSTER OF DEATH!

 

OH MY GOD! HE TURNS FACE!

 

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!

 

Stupid shithead WWE writers

I mean really, I would think if you're going to break up a team... you'd maybe want to explain... maybe... WHY???

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I need some Nidia pics.

 

LIKE, NOW!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Someone kill Testkick, NOW.

[Guest TestKick]

What the hell is WWE thinking? Why are they promoting this Undisputed title match where it's so obvious Brock Lesnar is going to win? I have no problem with Lesnar winning, but COME ON ALREADY if people already know he's going to win, where is the fun? why should people order the show? Exactly, no reason, I mean a simple child could book better than this, and it is appalling and just 1 reason why I will NOT be dishing out $35 for this show, and I WILL pay $40 a month to see WORKRATE in NWA.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

What the hell is WWE thinking? Why are they promoting this Undisputed title match where it's so obvious Brock Lesnar is going to win? I have no problem with Lesnar winning, but COME ON ALREADY if people already know he's going to win, where is the fun? why should people order the show? Exactly, no reason, I mean a simple child could book better than this, and it is appalling and just 1 reason why I will NOT be dishing out $35 for this show, and I WILL pay $40 a month to see WORKRATE in NWA.

Wern't you just dissing NWA? You said they were a bunch of green indy workers.

 

 

Dude just shut up.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Testkick, a few pages back, you said that NWA sucked. Now you want to buy it.

 

Make up your mind you dumbfuck.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

We want SWERVES~!

 

no matter how stupid they are

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

The Bautista turn would have worked sooo much better if they built them up some ::sigh::

 

And why has Nidia wrestled more matches than Knoble since the last PPV? Jamie Knoble's character has been one of the most developed in all the WWE, and now they've just stuck him on the back-burner ::sighs again::

[Guest TestKick]

Excuse me, I just watched Week 10 of NWA and it completely changed my mind on the product. Week 9 was full of dogshit shenanigans that focused on childish humor and amateurish writing. Week 10 was full of matches and loaded with WORKRATE so I changed my mind on the product? Am I allowed to do that? I think so. Thank you.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

We want SWERVES~!

 

no matter how stupid they are

What do you expect? The booker is the guy who put his World Title on Matsato Tanaka for a weekend just to shock us all.