The One and Only SmackDown Thread: 8/22

[Guest Goodear]

It's odd, but I want Noble and Nidia to be together forever...

 

Oh, and this match? Ain't so terrible...

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Noble is being buried because of the usual "T&A curse"

 

Ask Mero, Goldust, Jarrett and others about valets ruining their careers for months.

 

The WWE should be pushing Noble, but nobody seems to be able to stay in his league.

[Guest papacita]

Face pop for Molly?

[Guest Goodear]

Noble is the weirdest heel ever.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Excuse me, I just watched Week 10 of NWA and it completely changed my mind on the product. Week 9 was full of dogshit shenanigans that focused on childish humor and amateurish writing. Week 10 was full of matches and loaded with WORKRATE so I changed my mind on the product? Am I allowed to do that? I think so. Thank you.

Ummmm you JUST SAID you hated it 5 posts ago.

 

 

You are so full of shit.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Excuse me, I just watched Week 10 of NWA and it completely changed my mind on the product. Week 9 was full of dogshit shenanigans that focused on childish humor and amateurish writing. Week 10 was full of matches and loaded with WORKRATE so I changed my mind on the product? Am I allowed to do that? I think so. Thank you.

You watched Week 10 in a span of less than an hour?

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

TestKick is pimping workrate, yet has already professed is love for Test, Kane, and Rikishi.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Testkick: Raising Blood Pressures, one post at a time.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Hey that spinebuster by Batista was NOT crappy!

[Guest TestKick]

Yes, while I was watching Smackdown! I try to watch as much wrestling as I can in my free time, as I don't have much. Ok? Or do I need to explain myself more?

[Guest Kingpk]

Excuse me, I just watched Week 10 of NWA and it completely changed my mind on the product.

Translation: I just read SK's rant on 411.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Yes, while I was watching Smackdown! I try to watch as much wrestling as I can in my free time, as I don't have much. Ok? Or do I need to explain myself more?

So you have two TV's next to each other and your watching both at the same time?

 

No wonder you like Brock/Rikishi so much.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

too many people do Spinebusters.

 

Batista needs a better finisher.

 

What about a Death Valley Driver?

[Guest Nevermortal]

Testkick watches it on Rectalvision 2002

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Conservatively dressed Steph > Sluttily dressed Steph

[Guest Kingpk]

Hmm, notice when Bischoff comes out, he gets a pretty big reaction and when Steph comes out, nothing?

 

But Steph does look especially yummy tonight (I'm partial to the color blue).

[Guest Goodear]

too many people do Spinebusters.

 

Batista needs a better finisher.

 

What about a Death Valley Driver?

Doesn't Dreamer use the DVD as a finisher? I dunno, he switches between that and the DDT right?

 

I propose old Deacon pull out the Razor's Edge. Has a nice crusifixition look to it.

 

 

 

 

Honestly, does any fan care about if a wrestler is on Smackdown or RAW as a routing principle?

 

 

I like this promo piece.

[Guest papacita]

I miss slutty Steph.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Wow, good use of Steph

[Guest Goodear]

Wow, good use of Steph

If that fulfills her quota of appearences for tonight... Thumbs up.... Cheap Pop.

[Guest Kingpk]

Wow, good use of Steph

If that fulfills her quota of appearences for tonight... Thumbs up.... Cheap Pop.

Still, she's the friggin' GM! At least have her make the main event or something.

[Guest Goodear]

Boy, Edge.... you stupid much?

[Guest Goodear]

Wow, good use of Steph

If that fulfills her quota of appearences for tonight... Thumbs up.... Cheap Pop.

Still, she's the friggin' GM! At least have her make the main event or something.

She did that in the first hour.

[Guest Studmaster 2000]

And why has Nidia wrestled more matches than Knoble since the last PPV? Jamie Knoble's character has been one of the most developed in all the WWE, and now they've just stuck him on the back-burner ::sighs again::

Because Nidia is a Diva, and Jamie Noble is just another Good Crusierweight that's only being used to get her over to the Crowd so she can go on to being another piece of T & A that the WWE loves to push over acutal talent. Just wait, if the two shows reunite, Jamie Noble (and a lot of Crusierweights) may become the next Essa Rios.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Yeah.. the CW division is the biggest reason to NEVER END the Brand Extension.

 

Anyways.. on the SSlam promo.. it's

 

"Eddy Guerrero, Edge... *silence*"

 

What about

 

"Eddy Guerrero, Edge.. Latino Heat, Dork"?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Not only is she a Diva, she's a TOUGH ENOUGH DIVA.

 

 

That's gotta mean something.

[Guest Kingpk]

Not only is she a Diva, she's a TOUGH ENOUGH DIVA.

 

 

That's gotta mean something.

Is that the female equivalent of a HOSS?

 

She's DIVA TOUGH!

[Guest Goodear]

Have Benoit or Eddie done more than kicky punchy this whole match?

[Guest TestKick]

Nidia needs to PAY HER DUES in the business before getting a title shot. She must be sleeping with 1 of the McMahons to get preferential treatment like this. Fuck WWE. Fuck politics.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

???

 

That was a joke, right?