The One and Only SmackDown Thread: 8/22

[Guest I Hate Radio Shack]

Back when I was a mark no more than a year and a half ago I thought benoit and guererro's segments sucked and were boring - so were kurt angle's and RTC

[Guest TestKick]

They are both horribly ugly, short men and have no mic skills to speak of.  They don't get as many chance.

-Test isn't gold on the mic either, and he looks like a damn ferret to boot (NO pun intended).

 

-"They don't get as many chance(s)?" Fuck that piece of 'logic', considering Test's many chances to get over since he arrived three years ago.

Test was gold on the mic on this past Raw. Did you hear the heat he received throughout his entire speech?

 

Test's many chances? He has been buried ever since the marraige fiasco! Unlike the other 2 wrestlers mentioned, Test puts on a consistent performance every night. I applaud him for that.

[Guest mickberna]

As an educated fan, I do respect them for their WORKRATE, but the common fan does not see that.

Educated? Why don't you prove it by taking a FUCKING HINT and leaving the board?

 

Unless..........

 

 

 

 

Friends, we have ourselves a Smarkboard HEEL. In fact, TestKick is more over as a heel on this board than Test himself!

[Guest I Hate Radio Shack]

also i thought lance storm sucked and even as of this november i was rooting for him not to get a job back in the WWE and keep mopping the floor - he was boring on the mic and now, he still is

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

::marks out again for beatdown on Edge::

 

::marks out for Fit Finley and Johnny Ace::

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Booker is Lou Thez compared to Test

Randy Orton is better than Lou Thesz, and Test is vastly better than Randy Orton, in every aspect. Your comment is entirely true.

Ban him. Ban him now, before he ruins another thread.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

also i thought lance storm sucked and even as of this november i was rooting for him not to get a job back in the WWE and keep mopping the floor - he was boring on the mic and now, he still is

Well he's back and holding a title, so what can you do...

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Test was gold on the mic on this past Raw. Did you hear the heat he received throughout his entire speech?

"Gold on the mic"? LOL

 

Test's many chances? He has been buried ever since the marraige fiasco! Unlike the other 2 wrestlers mentioned, Test puts on a consistent performance every night. I applaud him for that.

Well, if you count consistently *bad*...

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Test puts on a consistent performance every night.

Consistently mediocre? Then you'd be right about that.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

DID NO ONE ELSE READ TESTKICK'S STATEMENT ABOUT LOU THESZ? WILL SOMEONE PLEASE COMMENT?

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Shining Enziguiri~!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

::marks out for the Fireman's Carry/Neckbreaker combo::

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

He just said Test was a better worker than Lou Thesz and no one says anything?

 

This board sucks sometimes.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Good Cruiser tag match. I'm marking every time Helms & Moore pull out their 3 Count double-team moves.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Hurricane w/out the mask. OMG, he's actually Shane Helms

[Guest jimmy no nose]

He just said Test was a better worker than Lou Thesz and no one says anything?

That's probably because no one cares what he says.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Chavo~!

 

He rules, you know...

[Guest AndrewTS]

Yes, while I was watching Smackdown! I try to watch as much wrestling as I can in my free time, as I don't have much. Ok? Or do I need to explain myself more?

So I assume that he has 3 eyeballs that function independently. One on a TV with SD, one on a TV with a tape of TNA, and the other on the computer screen?

[Guest TestKick]

Yes, while I was watching Smackdown!  I try to watch as much wrestling as I can in my free time, as I don't have much.  Ok?  Or do I need to explain myself more?

So I assume that he has 3 eyeballs that function independently. One on a TV with SD, one on a TV with a tape of TNA, and the other on the computer screen?

It's called "multitasking". You'll learn that when you grow up and have to go to work someday.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Yes, while I was watching Smackdown!  I try to watch as much wrestling as I can in my free time, as I don't have much.  Ok?  Or do I need to explain myself more?

So I assume that he has 3 eyeballs that function independently. One on a TV with SD, one on a TV with a tape of TNA, and the other on the computer screen?

It's called "multitasking". You'll learn that when you grow up and have to go to work someday.

Nah, it's called "Bullshitting", and I learned that I long time ago.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Damn. The Smackdown thread was not even pinned today? That sucks.

[Guest TestKick]

Yes, it's plain to see that the mods have gotten lazy and don't care about this board any longer. It's a shame, this board needs leadership with some of these posters.

[Guest Eagan469]

Yes, it's plain to see that the mods have gotten lazy and don't care about this board any longer. It's a shame, this board needs leadership with some of these posters.

yeah - if they were around your ass would be banned

[Guest TestKick]

They are around, and *GASP* I'm not banned. Maybe it's because I contribute to this board. Take that for what you will.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

The sad thing is that the Smackdown thread has more posts unpinned than it usually does when it is pinned.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

They are around, and *GASP* I'm not banned. Maybe it's because I contribute to this board. Take that for what you will.

Spoke too soon, I guess........

[Guest AndrewTS]

Yes, while I was watching Smackdown!  I try to watch as much wrestling as I can in my free time, as I don't have much.  Ok?  Or do I need to explain myself more?

So I assume that he has 3 eyeballs that function independently. One on a TV with SD, one on a TV with a tape of TNA, and the other on the computer screen?

It's called "multitasking". You'll learn that when you grow up and have to go to work someday.

Nah, it's called "Bullshitting", and I learned that I long time ago.

Indeed...and it appears he's been banned finally.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

First LexLugerRules, Then MIBAgent, Then TestKick.

 

I'm proud of you mods.

[Guest deadbeater]

Molly/Nidia was a good match and TestKick got banned.

 

Like the song says, It's a real good day!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Molly/Nidia was a good match and TestKick got banned.

 

Like the song says, It's a real good day!

Did Kish/Cena vs. Bathosphertista and Rev. D-Von stink it up as bad as I thought? Because all the other matches were good, even though Angle/Kidman had some little problems.

 

During that tag match I was editing my Hurricane CAW on Just Bring It! So Smackdown ruled from where I sit. Heel Matt looks to be interesting. I wonder if Jeff will be in TNA in a few years and rename the Swanton after one of Matt's nicknames?