Metal Comments, August 22

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Kam: “I did it! All by myself! I don’t need you Maria! I can look at Cutthroat without imagining him in a thong!”

 

You were imagining Cutthroat in a thong!? Freakin' pedophile, wanting 10 year old boys in thongs! Nice short but amusing opener from Kaze.

 

Spike makes fun of the person he hates the most... not that the hate isn't pointlessly mutual. But at least this time it's by storyline... funny skit.

 

Matt takes the win over Fugue with some good wrestling. He played the knife-edge chops better than I have. Death Myers Driver 2 may not be too creative of a name, but it suits its purpose just as perfectly as a plain Michinoku Driver 2 does.

 

Jacob takes some blood donors from IL and topples him in a brutal cage match. IL hits a sharp Evenflow, does a spot off the cage... and oh you'd never imagine Jake rolls out of the way.

 

And, uh... Thor impresses once more. Someone else comment on the ME, I don't have the attention span to read long multi-man matches =P

 

4 good matches... although that won't keep old man J.L. breathing for long.