Guest What? Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Ok, my relationship of 3 monthes just got ended earlier today, and just now I find out that she cheated on me twice. Anyone else know what this feels like? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Nope, but it must feel like shit. Did she tell you first hand or did you find out? Not to be too personal or anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What? Report post Posted August 23, 2002 She just now told me. Get this, she had to get her friend to break up with me...and then I find out shes cheating on me God, what a way to end summer, eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest justsoyouknow Report post Posted August 23, 2002 My last girlfriend got a friend of hers to bitch me out over the internet. It was quite comical. We went out for a MONTH, and we never had sex, but the conversation went like this.... Friend: So have you talked to Jenny? Me: Nope Friend: Why not? She's the coolest kid I know Me: You must not know many kids then Friend: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! AND SHE WAS ONLY DOING YOU A FAVOR BY GOING OUT WITH YOU! Me: Okay Friend: AND SHE CHEATED ON YOU Friend: ALL THE TIME Me: Sure she did Friend: WITH REALLY HOT GUYS So as you can tell, it was bullshit, but the moral of the story is that girls are evil and you should kill her for cheating on you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Justsoyouknow, I died reading that. The solution is simple, efficient, and effective. Forget her anyway man, there are BILLIONS of females on this planet, many of them with a full set of teeth and perky breasts! Actually, take time to heal, drink some tea, turn on some Trance and go nuts for a few hours, and then go out and find another one. Oh yeah, also re-evaluate what you may or may not have been doing to cause her to go off with someone else after such a short time(to me, six months is where boredom sets in), and fix it. Or just get a gun and kill her for cheating. Either way, it was unintentionally hilarious to see "Stupid Bitch... my girlfriend cheated on me..." and then "What?" on the General Chat menu. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What? Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Haha... Why was that funny? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted August 23, 2002 So as you can tell, it was bullshit, but the moral of the story is that girls are evil and you should kill her for cheating on you. Didn't someone prove that Girls are Evil with some cool mathematical formula in their sig a while back? I forget who it was and how the formula went. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 23, 2002 I know I made something called the Law of Daniel for a totally unappealing person I happen to know who really is a large waste of oxygen(and beer at parties). Daniel + Attractive Female + (x) = Hookup if and only if (x) = Mind-Altering Substances. I also have the Spoony Law of Boyfriends(since my last name is Spoon, I named it for me), but we'll get into that when the time is right. It does exist, I'm not just saying it. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted August 23, 2002 your last name is spoon? hmm.. thats an odd last name.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Yes, Patrick James Spoon Junior walks among you. Had my father not been adopted, it'd be McBrearty. Anyways, the What? after the topic title was funny because that's what I said out loud when I saw "Stupid Bitch." Purely my own reason. Fo sheez, Patrick Spoon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Poor guy. Too bad he couldn't call Tommy Grand and the Cheaters gang. They could've sprung up on the heartless bitch during her infedelity and he could've made a scene, screaming and throwing wild punches everywhere. He'd be on TV too which is always a plus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted August 23, 2002 I believe this is what ML is referring to: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted August 23, 2002 yep. thats it.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What? Report post Posted August 23, 2002 wow...you're right They ARE evil... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Sounds about right to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Girls are evil bitches, there's no question about that. B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Girls = Evil. Yep. I cannot say I disagree with that statement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cartman Report post Posted August 23, 2002 well dude at least she didnt tell you she was cheating on you in another more disturbing and completely heartbreaking way like my ex did... I found out she was cheating on me when she broke down and confessed that the baby we had on the way for 5 months was not really mine. Now I know your gonna ask "How do you know it isnt yours for sure?" Well she had told me she concieved in October at first...when it was actually November, during that time we never had sex at all since we spent most of that month fighting about stupid shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Did she cheat on you with another woman? If so, I say good! Lesbians = Ratings Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted August 23, 2002 And people wonder why I don't date...fuck dating. I'd rather save up for wrestling school than on some cunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted August 23, 2002 I've been on the receiving end of a cheater on more than one occasion, and it's not fun. The thing I hate is when you find out (I always managed to find out on my own, then string them along until I revealed myself or they knew I knew). The thing I hate is when they feed you bullshit like "It's not like that" or "You wouldn't understand?" You're right, I wouldn't understand...I wouldn't understand why I wasted my time on a lying sack of shit. Remember kids, honesty is the best policy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Ok, my relationship of 3 monthes just got ended earlier today, and just now I find out that she cheated on me twice. Anyone else know what this feels like? I know how you feel man. My last girlfriend, we went out for about 3 months. During that time we had a grand total of one date! Now I know what you're saying, "how the hell does a man go out on one date and go out with a chick for 3 months?". Well it's simple. Everytime I tried to go out with her, she would tell me some excuse about having to go out of town that weekend for some family thing. Turns out that was an excuse b/c she didn't want to go out with me. Also, there was this one guy she was friends with, but that guy had pulled some shit with another friend of mine, so I hated his guts. Turns out while we was together, she was also seeing him at the same time. Then the moment we broke up, she hooked up with another guy like the next hour. Fucking bitch ass girls who think they're models Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What? Report post Posted August 23, 2002 The thing I hate is when they feed you bullshit like "It's not like that" or "You wouldn't understand?" You're right, I wouldn't understand...I wouldn't understand why I wasted my time on a lying sack of shit. Zack, that is EXACTLY what she said...well....worded a smidgen differently. Here's our AIM convo where I found out (or at least what I remember) Her: I'm sorry Me: Whatever Her: It was for the best, honestly Me: I'm sure it was Me: I would have been fine with the break up, but why the fuck did you have to get _______ to tell me? Her: Because I'm a wuss Me: No shit Her: Fuck it Her: You just wouldn't understand Me: How the fuck would I not understand? You don't want to go out with me anymore...you could have just told me that Her: I was just afraid Her: And I just couldn't face the fact that I cheated on you more than once Me: I fucking knew it Her: I'm sorry Me: Damn right you're sorry Me: You're a sorry slut with no fucking feelings Her: It's not my fault Me: Oh, it's HIS fault? Her: No Me: My fault, I bet Shit gets said, and this is how it ends: Her: Don't give me that shit, _____, I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry it's not my fault you can't handle things. I'm not going to pity you. Me: I don't want you to pity me Me: and how the fuck am I supposed to handle things? Me: Am I supposed to be happy? Her: No Me: Well, I am Her: What? Me: That's right...I'm glad that you're gonna spread your diseases to other guys and skip over me. Good work. Her: Oh, fuck you Me: Nope, I want to remain clean Me: Well, have a good life Me: Just stay the fuck out of mine And then, I blocked her. Shit, it got me so pissed when she tried to play the victim. Also, do people not respect me at all? Having to get their friend to dump me, then tell me over the internet that they cheated on me, THEN they try to play the victim? I think I deserve a little more respect than that. Stupid fucking bitch. Hope she gets pregnant by the end of this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted August 23, 2002 that sucks dude, but if she's a cheating bitch then it's best you found out sooner than later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted August 23, 2002 Her: I'm sorry Me: Whatever Her: It was for the best, honestly Me: I'm sure it was Me: I would have been fine with the break up, but why the fuck did you have to get _______ to tell me? Her: Because I'm a wuss Me: No shit Her: Fuck it Her: You just wouldn't understand Me: How the fuck would I not understand? You don't want to go out with me anymore...you could have just told me that Her: I was just afraid Her: And I just couldn't face the fact that I cheated on you more than once Me: I fucking knew it Her: I'm sorry Me: Damn right you're sorry Me: You're a sorry slut with no fucking feelings Her: It's not my fault Me: Oh, it's HIS fault? Her: No Me: My fault, I bet Shit gets said, and this is how it ends: Her: Don't give me that shit, _____, I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry it's not my fault you can't handle things. I'm not going to pity you. Me: I don't want you to pity me Me: and how the fuck am I supposed to handle things? Me: Am I supposed to be happy? Her: No Me: Well, I am Her: What? Me: That's right...I'm glad that you're gonna spread your diseases to other guys and skip over me. Good work. Her: Oh, fuck you Me: Nope, I want to remain clean Me: Well, have a good life Me: Just stay the fuck out of mine And then, I blocked her. Shit, it got me so pissed when she tried to play the victim. Also, do people not respect me at all? Having to get their friend to dump me, then tell me over the internet that they cheated on me, THEN they try to play the victim? I think I deserve a little more respect than that. Stupid fucking bitch. Hope she gets pregnant by the end of this year. lol yeah i too hope she gets pregnant haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ram Report post Posted August 23, 2002 When they try to justify it is when you should start being mean as shit. Good job! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest justsoyouknow Report post Posted August 24, 2002 ....I'm going to have to repeat my original post: Kill her. It's like my mom always said, "once a cheater, always a cheater"....and it's like my dad always said, "WE WERE ON A BREAK!"..... ....yeah, that was Friends. Blow me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 24, 2002 Defecate in her handbag. That's always good for a larf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted August 24, 2002 I walked in on my girlfriend (at the time)getting poled by one of her friends. That wasn't fun. I did break her stereo, though! Story: I decided to suprise her at her house, as she had said that her parents were going to be working all day. So I figured, hey, maybe we'll get it on. So I walked to her house, found the backdoor unlocked and heard her upstairs, making some noise. She was into weird, techno-ey kind of rap music, so I figured it was a song or something. Well it wasn't. And there she was, getting the piped laid to her in her bedroom by not only one of her friends, but one of my friends. At first, I couldn't really talk, but once I saw the fear in both of their eyes, I just kind of squeaked out, "What the fuck is going on?" The look on her face was priceless. I didn't get a reply, so, to my left sat her brand new, 10 disc changer, with CD's all around it. That went to the floor, one of the speakers was thrown at the bed and narrowly missed hitting her in the head, and the other speaker slammed into her dresser, and got cracked. "I'm getting the fuck out of here! You," I pointed at her, "Can rot in hell, you fucking slut!" I walked all around my town that day, I probably lost about 10 pounds...Fucking bitch. Oh, the worst part about all of that? The date was December 21st. Merry Fucking Christmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WukenBloodstar Report post Posted August 24, 2002 Women are evil. This past New Years, my ex (We would have been going out for the better part of a year to that date) Suddenly comes up and says "I found somebody else, I still love you." It still makes me wonder why she told me not to get angry after I completely flipped out. She knew I still had feelings for her, so what does she do? Goes out and has oral with her "Friend" used the "excuse" that she was drunk...goes on to brag about him, etc and etc. So I find somebody else and I'm wrong? This makes me wonder sometimes. Sorry if you can't understand a lick of what I just said..been drinking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
