What do you want to name your kids?

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Don't worry, I didn't mean Dames when I put the sub-subject:D

That bastard...always gets the chicks...

 

Anyways, I just copied the idea of this post from a similar one at Wrestling-Titans.com in the General folder, so what the hell...what names would you consider naming your offspring?

 

Boy

James (family name; my grandfather, 2 of my cousins, and an uncle are named James), Chaz, Andrew Jr., Corey, Cliff, Glenn, Ian, Xavier, Lazarus, Lemmy (haha! METAL!).

 

Girls

Una (after my late great-grandmother, who I was very close with, and pretty much held my father's family together until her death in 1996), Fallon, Chloe, Vampyria, Angela, Lynn, Sigourney (after my favorite...actress...EVER...Sigourney Weaver), Morgana, Emma, Adriana.

[Guest bob_barron]

Boy: Norm

Girl: Tina

 

EDIT-

 

Also add- Maura or Mara, Gerda (after my grandmother), John, Seth

[Guest eiker_ir]

boy: chris benoit

 

girl: Griselda, Adriana (this are in spanish)

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

Boy: Damn, I used to know... Ah, I don't really want a son anyway. If I did, I'd be tempted to name him Satan.

 

Girl: Saffron, Nisha, Esmeralda (Least likely name. I'd rather not have my daughter get the shit kicked out of her).

[Guest jimmy no nose]

I'll probably be to lazy to think up a name and end up just calling them "Boy" or "Girl".

[Guest Retro Rob]

boy: chris benoit

[Guest dreamer420]

boy: hunter

girl: stephanie

[Guest Kinetic]

Girl: Cecilia or Emma

 

Boy: I don't know. Something a lot cooler and less feminine than Danny, though.

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

I wouldn't call Danny feminine.

[Guest Retro Rob]

Well, some girls named Danielle go by Danny, so I can see how it could be considered feminine.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

The Rock's wife is named Dany and when I heard him say it he pronounced it like Danny.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Boys:

Zachary Michael, Cameron James, or David (unsure of middle name, but I'd be naming it after my cousin, whom I was close with, that passed away 6 years ago.)

 

I remember in 8th grade, I said I was naming my kid after Zack from SBTB, which meant his middle name would be Morris. I'll spare him the torture, though...

 

Girls:

Only one I ever "really" liked has been Kendall. Since I'm Italian, I may also choose an Italian name for the girl.

[Guest Sebastian_the_Bastard]

Boy: Ender (as a middle name)

 

Girl: Patricia Jewel (after my mom and grandma), Fenix, Shannon (heh, sorry bro)

 

Drawing a total blank.

 

-Sebastian

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Boy: Scott, Eric, Dante, God (Yes, I would in good concience name my son God)

 

Girl: Angelica, Heather, God (Yes, I would also name my dauter God)

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Boy - Jayden

Girl - Amy-Rose

 

Girls cost more than guys, complain more than guys and gossip...so here's hoping for a boy...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Male: Hannibal(Carthaginian, you suspense freaks), Alexander(the Great), Patrick(so he can be a III and sound refined), Anthony(after grandfather and so he can have the cool Tony), or Eddie. MAN'S NAMES!

 

Female: Theodora(after Justinian's wife), Kylie, Sophie(these are not results of my fandom, they really are neat neames), or Josephine(shortened to Josie perhaps).

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

spot

[Guest diavolina]

even though girls are more maintenance than guys..just remember...that without girls...your punk asses wouldn't even exist.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Boy: Eric, Jason, Michael, Anthony, Scott, Christopher... Paul for a middle name (my father's name).

 

Girl: Jayne, Valerie, Vivian, Anne... Patricia for a middle name, maybe (my mother's name).

 

If I were to, y'know, breed, I would only have one child. I'd want a boy, actually.

 

... If I ever start feeling motherly, I'll just become a foster parent.

[Guest El Satanico]

Boy: I always liked Jared, but now i can't use it because of fucking Subway! My last name starts with a R so i was joking around making names for my kids that would spell out BAR with their initials. One of the name i said actually sounded decent Bane Abdullah.

 

 

Girl: Jade, Harley Quinn

[Guest goodhelmet]

ulysses solomon- my wife is against it for some reason.

[Guest TJH]

Hitler,

 

Or seriously, Michael, Daniel, Andrew (not after you Daz)

[Guest DARRYLXWF]

What about 'Shit-Bastard-Fuck'?

[Guest TJH]

How about:

 

Cheapdirtybitchslut?

[Guest Shaved Bear]

id name my kid Chris...just sounds regular enough that its accepted, but not as regular as Joe or Michael

[Guest eiker_ir]

ok seriously i wouldn't name my son

Chris Benoit but maybe Chris or something BAD ASS like rodney

 

 

but that's if i lived in the states, but here i should call him.......mini-me or......shit i really don't know.....

 

my daughter would still be called Adriana or Griselda...

 

 

bye

[Guest the 1inch punch]

Boy/Girl -Juneau Oleanna , then they'll be J.O.O.N (O'Neill), and get another kid and name him Benny.

 

Geddit, Benny and Joon

[Guest welshjerichomark]

boy: virgil, danny, william,eric (all named after the characters in the film "the great escape")

 

girl: bethany, mia, ashley (again after some1 in the "great escape") katy (my best friends name) annabell (my mother wanted to call me this), leah, lily.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Girl: Lilith/Lilly, Stacy (not after Stacy Keibler, by the way), Robin (not really, but then until she got married her name would be "Robin Robins" )

Boy: DUDE! seriously I haven't thought about it. I'll let the wife/girlfriend/surrogate/illegal immigrant name the boys.

[Guest Marshall]

BOY: Sugerplug or Gaylord

GIRL: Mimi