If the WWE did a storyline ala "B&B Do America"

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

let me cast this storyline..

 

Beavis - Jeff Hardy

Butthead - Matt Hardy

Muddy - Stone Cold

Dallas Grimes - Debra

Tom Anderson - Ric Flair

McVicker - Vince McMahon

Agent Fleming - Bradshaw (Cavity Search time!)

 

For those unfamilar with the Beavis and Butthead movie, that I am watching on VH1 now.. here's the WWE variation of it.

 

Beavis and Butthead (The Hardys) have their TV stolen from their house, so they go to the school, try and steal the TV from the AV room, only to break it and get expelled by McVicker (Vince). They then go to a hotel, where after noticing McVicker (Vince) getting spanked, they go on to another room, where they find Muddy (Stone Cold), who thinks that the duo is here to kill his wife. He sends them to Las Vegas with a 10,000 offer to "do her". The Hardys meet up with Debra, failing to score with her and having the F-5 unit put into their pants. The F-5 unit is lethal, for it gives Brock Lesnar the power to no-sell like Petro the Clown on PCP (or like Goldberg, whichever), this would disrupt the status quo in the WWE. The F-5 unit also killed alot of fans when they tested it. Stone Cold finds out that the team is not the one that he hired to kill his wife, so he goes to Vegas to kill them all. The duo goes on to DC, before taking some shrooms, hallucinating and then getting confronted by Stone Cold. Stone Cold locks them in the trunk, before they get out and bump all over the highway, before they get back on the bus. Debra and Stone Cold reunite, as they kiss in the car, before getting arrested. Debra then frames Stone Cold for sewing in the F-5 unit.

 

The Hardys go on to the White House, Matt is caught, and Jeff goes into Ric Flair's trailer to masturbate to Debra's picture. He walks out of the trailer without pants on, ya know the story, then Ric Flair comes out with the pants, the unit is ripped out, Matt catches the F-5 unit and hands it to Bradshaw, insuring that the F-5 unit would not be unleashed on the WWE.

 

Ok..

 

I just had the idea..

 

ok..

[Guest cpac]

What the f, does this have to do with the wwe. What a waste of a post. Seriously.

Stop spamming.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Shaddup..

 

I was just getting a weird idea.

 

thanks that you felt the need to post again there.. don't post whore or anything..

[Guest HartFan86]

I'm watching the same thing. Funny idea, though.