Let's get Brock Lesnar over, once and for all...

[Guest Downhome]

(Move this to NHB if you feel it needs to be there!)

 

I'm giving Brock Lesnar some former gimmicks in hope it gets him over, here is what I have so far. First up, is Brock Asaad...

 

 

...then we have Brockarian...

 

 

...and if that don't work, Battle Brock...

 

 

...this is harder than you might think, it takes a truly special gimmick to get someone over, ESPECIALLY Brock Lesnar. So join in with me if you can, let's get this done once and for all!

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

[Guest HartFan86]

OMFG, HAVE BROCK WEARING DUSTY RHODES POLKA DOTS! LOL!

[Guest AndrewTS]

The BROCKMASTER! Just imagine him cutting a promo through that voicebox...

 

 

"*garbled* You want a piece of me?"

 

And they say everytime a huge, overstuffed musclebound oaf trips and falls on his face, an angel gets his halo.

[Guest BionicRedneck]

I agree:

 

"HEEEESSS JUST A COMMON MAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!"

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

if Liquid2k would work.. I'd debut one..

 

but.. since it doesn't.. here it is..

 

The Brocky Tonk Man!

 

[Guest HartFan86]

Oh yeah, and take my idea from Confidential thread and dress Brock up like HBK.

[Guest BionicRedneck]

Yes.

 

At SummerSlam

 

Brock=Honky Tonk Man

 

Rock=Ultimate Warrior

 

[Guest Downhome]

How abour Brockzerker...

 

 

...now THAT is INTENSITY!

[Guest Anglesault]

I agree:

 

"HEEEESSS JUST A COMMON MAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!"

Working hard, eating ham!

 

No, we need to go drastic with Brock.

 

OSAMA BIN BROCK!

[Guest Anglesault]

with that one, I meant a rip off of SGT Slobber Iraqui gimmick.

[Guest alfdogg]

I think if they let him do the SSP tomorrow (it's 11:58, so it is still Saturday here)...he'll be over.

 

But that's just my opinion.

[Guest BionicRedneck]

No, we need to go drastic with Brock.

 

OSAMA BIN BROCK!

OH YEAH!

 

The possibilities! Sgt. Slaughter turns his back on America and becomes Taliban sympithizer! "Made In The USA" Lex Luger returns! Tiger Ali & Tiger Jeet Singh can come back too

[Guest HartFan86]

I think if they let him do the SSP tomorrow (it's 11:58, so it is still Saturday here)...he'll be over.

 

But that's just my opinion.

If he wears the Antlers? Fuck yes.

[Guest alfdogg]

Antlers...did I miss something here?

[Guest Anglesault]

Antlers=Fan interest

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

The Brock-break Kid!

 

[Guest alfdogg]

Ahhh, never mind...I just saw the Brockbarian pic.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

[Guest HartFan86]

He can be just like Brian Christopher when he goes to do the Hip Hop Drop. Just subsitute the glasses with antlers and the leg drop with the SSP.

[Guest Downhome]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahaha, you got to it before I could!

[Guest Downhome]

How about The American Brock, Dusty Lesnar...

 

 

...heh, that should work!

[Guest HartFan86]

OH...MY...GOD

[Guest BionicRedneck]

Great. Now all we need is to dress Heyman up like Sapphire.

[Guest Anglesault]

How about The American Brock, Dusty Lesnar...

 

 

...heh, that should work!

HE'S JUST A COMMON INDESTRUCTIBLE HEEL, WORKING HARD, EATING VEAL

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Big Bully Brock.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Brockdullah!

 

[Guest BionicRedneck]

Oh, this American Brock is gonna rule!

 

"Rocky, me and Paul have got the CROWN JEWELS BAAAAAYBEEEE!"

 

Lesnar introducing Miss Elizabeth as cornerperson for his match

 

 

EDIT: Only makes sense if you have seen WM 6

[Guest Downhome]

Or we can prepare him for his trip to Japan. How about Jushin Thunder Lesnar...

 

 

...heheheh.

[Guest BionicRedneck]

Well, he's already got the Shooting Star Press

[Guest The Czech Republic]

SOME wrestlers buy their pork chops from a grocery store.

 

But not Brock Lesnar!

 

He catches wild pigs in the vast South Dakota fields, then slaughters them and cooks them, savoring his prize!

 

And then he catches five more pigs....for dessert!

 

Brock Lesnar...a REAL MAN'S MAN!

 

TOOOOOOT!