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Guest Crazy Dan
Posted

I enjoyed this topic on the old board, so I thought I start it up again.  Please post your favorite quote(s) from Homer Simpson.

 

Hmm... 64 slices of American cheese

Hmm... crumpled up cookie thing

Guest redbaron51
Posted

There are too many...

 

but

 

"Why should we go up to Canada, its just America Jr."

 

There is too many Homer quotes though

Guest DragonflyKid
Posted

Lisa hands an empty suitcase to Homer-

Homer:Your suitcase is light.

Lisa:Maybe you're getting stronger.

Homer: Well, I have been eating more.

Guest Army Eye
Posted

Marge: Have you noticed any changes in Bart?

Homer: New glasses?

Marge: No, it seems like something might be disturbing him.

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Marge: I'd like to ask him about it, but I think I'd be smothering him.

Homer: Yeah, then we'd get the chair.

Marge: That's not what I meant.

Homer: Admit it, Marge. It is.

Guest AaronRock70
Posted

In the episode where the dolphins take over, Homer mentions the glory hole in a speech he gives. That cracked me up.

Guest Bosstones Fan
Posted

Favorite Homer quote:

 

"Ooo, they have the Internet on computers now."

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

" wait a minute, statue of liberty.. oh my god god it was earth! DAMN YOU DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL"

Guest WWF4Life
Posted

When Homer's given a football by the Springfield Atoms star player...

 

"Wow, I now have four chidren. I shall call you...Stitchface."

 

Man, that gets me every time.

Guest hardyz1
Posted

"The Internet, is that thing still around?"

 

Bart:  I know a site that shows monkeys doing it.

Lisa:  (something I can't remember)

:::Homer and Bart run out to the car:::

Homer:  Come on Lisa.  Monkeys!

Guest netslob
Posted

Homer:  "If he's so smart, how come he's dead?" (of Johnny Newspaperseed)

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