Guest Crazy Dan Posted February 24, 2002 Report Posted February 24, 2002 I enjoyed this topic on the old board, so I thought I start it up again. Please post your favorite quote(s) from Homer Simpson. Hmm... 64 slices of American cheese Hmm... crumpled up cookie thing
Guest redbaron51 Posted February 24, 2002 Report Posted February 24, 2002 There are too many... but "Why should we go up to Canada, its just America Jr." There is too many Homer quotes though
Guest DragonflyKid Posted February 24, 2002 Report Posted February 24, 2002 Lisa hands an empty suitcase to Homer- Homer:Your suitcase is light. Lisa:Maybe you're getting stronger. Homer: Well, I have been eating more.
Guest Army Eye Posted February 24, 2002 Report Posted February 24, 2002 Marge: Have you noticed any changes in Bart? Homer: New glasses? Marge: No, it seems like something might be disturbing him. Homer: Probably misses his old glasses. Marge: I'd like to ask him about it, but I think I'd be smothering him. Homer: Yeah, then we'd get the chair. Marge: That's not what I meant. Homer: Admit it, Marge. It is.
Guest AaronRock70 Posted February 24, 2002 Report Posted February 24, 2002 In the episode where the dolphins take over, Homer mentions the glory hole in a speech he gives. That cracked me up.
Guest Bosstones Fan Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 Favorite Homer quote: "Ooo, they have the Internet on computers now."
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 " wait a minute, statue of liberty.. oh my god god it was earth! DAMN YOU DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL"
Guest WWF4Life Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 When Homer's given a football by the Springfield Atoms star player... "Wow, I now have four chidren. I shall call you...Stitchface." Man, that gets me every time.
Guest hardyz1 Posted February 26, 2002 Report Posted February 26, 2002 "The Internet, is that thing still around?" Bart: I know a site that shows monkeys doing it. Lisa: (something I can't remember) :::Homer and Bart run out to the car::: Homer: Come on Lisa. Monkeys!
Guest netslob Posted February 26, 2002 Report Posted February 26, 2002 Homer: "If he's so smart, how come he's dead?" (of Johnny Newspaperseed)
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