Favorite Homer Simpson Quote

[Guest Crazy Dan]

I enjoyed this topic on the old board, so I thought I start it up again.  Please post your favorite quote(s) from Homer Simpson.

 

Hmm... 64 slices of American cheese

Hmm... crumpled up cookie thing

[Guest redbaron51]

There are too many...

 

but

 

"Why should we go up to Canada, its just America Jr."

 

There is too many Homer quotes though

[Guest DragonflyKid]

Lisa hands an empty suitcase to Homer-

Homer:Your suitcase is light.

Lisa:Maybe you're getting stronger.

Homer: Well, I have been eating more.

[Guest Army Eye]

Marge: Have you noticed any changes in Bart?

Homer: New glasses?

Marge: No, it seems like something might be disturbing him.

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Marge: I'd like to ask him about it, but I think I'd be smothering him.

Homer: Yeah, then we'd get the chair.

Marge: That's not what I meant.

Homer: Admit it, Marge. It is.

[Guest AaronRock70]

In the episode where the dolphins take over, Homer mentions the glory hole in a speech he gives. That cracked me up.

[Guest Bosstones Fan]

Favorite Homer quote:

 

"Ooo, they have the Internet on computers now."

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

" wait a minute, statue of liberty.. oh my god god it was earth! DAMN YOU DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL"

[Guest WWF4Life]

When Homer's given a football by the Springfield Atoms star player...

 

"Wow, I now have four chidren. I shall call you...Stitchface."

 

Man, that gets me every time.

[Guest hardyz1]

"The Internet, is that thing still around?"

 

Bart:  I know a site that shows monkeys doing it.

Lisa:  (something I can't remember)

:::Homer and Bart run out to the car:::

Homer:  Come on Lisa.  Monkeys!

[Guest netslob]

Homer:  "If he's so smart, how come he's dead?" (of Johnny Newspaperseed)