WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Guest bob_barron]

Okay here is the Flair trip report.

 

I get there at 8:45 am ready to meet the Nature Boy. I was with my friend Katz and his two friends and we were ready to meet Flair.

 

We were prepared to pass up HBK and Show and like last time just get in the Flair line and be all set. We figured like last time there would be two separate lines.

 

Crisis #1: There aren't two lines.

Crisis #2: We can't let people cut in front of us

Crisis #3: We're fucked

 

So we're sitting here worrying our heads off on what to do. Yhen-

 

THE PLAN:

Me and two guys go down and meet HBK and Show and then come back up and get in line with my two buddies who was saving a spot for us.

 

So we go down and are really close and then we hear-

HBK and Show left.

 

Well whoopity fuck. But then we hear the announcement of awesomeness:

You're first in line for-

 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

So we're all ecstatic even though we feel bad for our two buddies. So then:

 

With Best of Starrcade 83-87 in my hand I go up to Flair

 

Me: Mr. Flair-Your matches with Steamboat, Sting and Savage are the reasons I watch wrestling today

Flair: Thank you

(I have a second to kill)

Me: You truly are an icon.

 

He looked at me, said thanks and then shook my hand.

 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

So I go back up and it turns Flair quit early so my two friends saving the spots were pretty much fucked.

 

But one of them uses a cane so he went and bitched to security and Cane Guy got to meet Flair as well. I just wish my friend Katz got to meet him.

 

But right now- I have a copy of BOStarrcade 83-87 with:

 

Nature Boy Ric Flair written on it,

 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Guest BionicRedneck]

Good for you man

 

but...

 

its WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Guest bob_barron]

His tshirt says wooo.

 

Therefore its Wooo.

 

He wooed two of my friends on request

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Bob= Luckiest fucker on the board.

 

My mom yelled at R/Don Harris in 1999. True story, but for another time...

[Guest Retro Rob]

C'mon Matt...I want to hear it now.

[Guest Downhome]

I've always had it be WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Wouldn't WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO be like, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO are you?

[Guest bob_barron]

Thank you downhome- best sig ever!

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

That is the coolest picture in existence.

 

Not really, but still. Thank you for making me laugh at a rude moment during a phone conversation.

[Guest areacode212]

I once argued with Herb Kunze about this, and he won (it's WOOOOOOOOOOOOO).

 

What time did you meet Flair? I woke up at like 10:30 this morning.

[Guest bob_barron]

At like 1:30. You had no shot- It was a miracle of miracles meeting Flair

[Guest Mad the Swine]

Flair was asked once and he said that he spelled it: "Woooo"

 

I'm jealous. I fully realize my chances of meeting Flair are somewhere between slim and none. Naitch won't ever come to my part of South Georgia. Nobody else ever has. The closest he's ever wrestled to my hometown is an hour and a half away.