What do you want on YOUR tombstone?

[Guest Downhome]

I'm bored, as all I've got to do today is wait for Heat/Summerslam to come on. So just for the hell of it, what do you want on your tombstone, and what do you want it to say? Well...

 

...if you even care that is. :D

[Guest eiker_ir]

i'll be back......

 

 

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Hm..

 

My name, birth/death years... and the WCW logo. YES! In the bottom right corner; the old one from 1996! Dead like my favourite wrestling promotion.

 

I have no idea whatsoever what I want.

[Guest Retro Rob]

I want to be creamated. The idea of maggots eating my decomposing body until I'm nothing more than bones doesn't really appeal to me.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

I want to be creamated. The idea of maggots eating my decomposing body until I'm nothing more than bones doesn't really appeal to me.

Ament o that. Plus, I've seen far too many zombie movies to even CONSIDER being buried.

[Guest kingkamala]

Hm..

 

My name, birth/death years... and the WCW logo. YES! In the bottom right corner; the old one from 1996! Dead like my favourite wrestling promotion.

 

I have no idea whatsoever what I want.

Screw you I'm taking the WCW logo they had in 99-01, that one was bitchin'

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Cremate me and use my urn to power my children.

[Guest eiker_ir]

Cremate me and use my urn to power my children.

 

[Guest Sebastian_the_Bastard]

"Dead to the max."

[Guest Ravenbomb]

I've got a few of choices...

 

"Here Lies Stephen Jones. He died as he lived...stuck under a steam roller"

 

"I'll give you a dollar if you dig me out of here"

 

"I'm only in here because Mankind blindsided me"

 

"My death was WAY cooler than yours is gonna be"

 

"See ya tomorrow"

 

"The person laid to rest here had enough self esteem not to have to put some touching or witty saying on a tombstone for passers by to read and think 'oh this person must've been awesome to have a tombstone saying like that'"

 

"Ya know what's ironic? The person next to me was my next door neighbor"

 

"Could you NOT stand on me, please?"

 

"For the want of a nail the shoe was lost

For the want of a shoe the horse was lost

For the want of a horse the driver was lost

For the want of a driver the message was lost

For the want of a message the battle was lost

For the want of a battle a kingdom was lost

All for the want of a nail"

[Guest Vern Gagne]

"If he's dead...well he's dead!"

[Guest Marshall]

"I'm behind you"

 

"HEY BABY"

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

"What's up? You from out of town?"

 

"Those new shoes? They feel different."

 

"Please stop pissing on me."

 

"I said CREMATE ME!"

 

"EMBRACE THE POP~!"

 

"Murder on the Dancefloor." (Sophie references rule)

 

"Gun: $150.

Ammunition: $30.

Bullet in my head from 300 yards: Priceless."

 

"Smoke me and I'll reappear!"

 

"I never believed in ghosts. Damn."

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Here Lies Youth N Asia (No Really, It Was His Real Name)

1981-2058

 

In 2004 he achived his ultimate goals...Champion of the WWE, and to be Alyson Hannigan's loveslave

[Guest Sandman9000]

See YOU in Hell!

[Guest The Electrifyer]

To quote Goldberg: "You're Next!"

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Told you I was sick

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

"Man's Best Friend"

 

Yeah, it's a Seinfeld reference, but it seems like it'd work so well.

[Guest godthedog]

i always wanted john cleese's monologue from the dead parrot sketch on my tombstone.

[Guest El Satanico]

"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."

 

And honestly you guys watch too many movies. Corpses aren't maggot bait and don't rot all that much now a days. The coffins seal tight and is then put inside a concrete or rustproof metal box that also has a tight seal. The bodies still decompose but not like some of you are imagining.

[Guest DJ Jeff]

"Quit Stepping On Me"

 

"Here Lies The Coolest Of Them All"