Guest ringrust Posted February 24, 2002 Report Posted February 24, 2002 WRESTLELIES - Chyna will soon make her return to the WWF soon complete with new enterance music. Britany Spears will do a revamp of her new song for Chyna. It will be called "I'm Not a Man, Not Yet a Woman". - Bradshaw has taken part in a new public service announcement. "Anal rape is my my anti-drug". - Days after Sid filed a lawsuit against AOL/Time-Warner for making him perform a move off the second turnbuckle he wasn't comfortable with; Mark Madden has stepped up with his own lawsuit. Apparently Madden claims they made him be fat. - Paul Heyman is suing the owners of FMW for gimmick infringment just days after FMW declared bankruptcy. Heyman claims there is room for only one "broke-ass, hardcore wrestling promotion that doesn't pay its workers." - In a press conference earlier this week, WWFE CEO Linda McMahon claims that the nWo will be the only gimmick they plan to use from their acquisition of WCW. "No David Arquette-esqe mistakes here" she stated. In unrelated news, the WWF is closer to signing Dustin Diamond, who is better known as "Screech" from TV's Saved by the Bell. Wrestlelies: Where lying is a form of news.
Guest nWoScorpion Posted February 24, 2002 Report Posted February 24, 2002 Good little comedy routine. Keep em up.
Guest Anorak Posted February 25, 2002 Report Posted February 25, 2002 It would be funny if Screech came in for a bit, imagine the Rock doing a promo on him or something. He's a big wrestling fan apparently. Remember when the WWF had loads of celeb appearences or mini-angles in the mid 90's? Screech would be funnier than Arquette was.
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