How 8/26 RAW should have ended

[Guest deadbeater]

Yawn, a boring HHH-Taker match. Ooh they knocked Lesnar out of the ring. Can someone save us from this snorefest? Wait, who is that???

 

Oh yes!!! Molly comes down, she stir fries Trips and Taker in her pan, really sends the dead man spinning!!! The Game is Over!! Look she has a microphone picks up the mic to a cheering crowd and speaks:

 

"To hell with you 2!!! You guys are awful. And you made Madison Square Garden, of all places, go to sleep!!! Fans, you need a challenger that will excite you. Someone pure and wholesome, like me. As the currently longest reigning champion, AND THE YOUNGEST CHAMPION EVER, I'm TAKING ON BROCK!! I may get my--bottom kicked, but that it's doubtful. But I'll try better than either of you can. Watch next week, and learn how it's done. Someone said that 'No one cares about women's wrestling, it's all about the T and A'. I'll make you all care care if it means my life." OH MY GOD, Brock is looking at what just happened. HE'S SCARED SHITLESS. He runs to his limo with Paul E!

 

Errup, Just had a cool dream. Oh HHH won. Slept right through. And Brock is going to Smackdown. Hooray he escapes the debacle that's RAW.

[Rob E Dangerously]

End of RAW:

 

Giant Monty Python foot comes out.. squashes Undertaker and Triple H

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

The return of Jimmy Snuka: main event shit kicker

[Rob E Dangerously]

"Jimmy Snuka is the #1 contender!"

 

"Our bookers smoke crack!"

[Guest Vern Gagne]

"Jimmy Snuka is the #1 contender!"

 

"Our bookers smoke crack!"

Who do you think they cut the crack from?

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Sad how the Undertaker got his heat back by abusing Angle and Benoit, not Triple-H. So HHH and Taker are "elevated". Benoit & Angle? Midcarders.