Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 27, 2002 Report Posted August 27, 2002 I figured this was the place for this, I thought I'd inform you since few people visit their personal sites. I'm kind of a mark for these net fueds, it's been entertaining thus far. Go here and here.
Guest Ozymandias Posted August 27, 2002 Report Posted August 27, 2002 I am going to have the following IM convo printed out, laminated, and then wear the laminated pages on a chain around my neck. Good lord, what a fucking clown "Bower" is. ScotsmanWU: :-) Metro242: what? ScotsmanWU: WHAT? Metro242: are you smiling about? ScotsmanWU: I wasn't smiling. Metro242: besides the fact that you obviously know and enjoy the fact that you are getting under my skin ScotsmanWU: I'd like to get into your pants. Metro242: boy, this is gonna make a hee-larious chat transcript for your next column Metro242: line 1... Metro242: fuck you fags, wheres my dildo... Metro242: line two: ScotsmanWU: I'd like to get into your pants. Metro242: line three: poop Metro242: the end ScotsmanWU: Hey thats pretty good. ScotsmanWU: You should write like that all the time. Metro242: yeah, its no wonder it flew so remarkably well at 411 Metro242: all I am asking is what your problem with me is ScotsmanWU: Ah. Metro242: but of course the chances of me getting a straight answer or an answer at all are probably slim to none ScotsmanWU: Well obviously. Metro242: doesn't it ever get old? Metro242: being a 21 year old man with absolutely no class ScotsmanWU: Oh I have class. Metro242: I mean doesnt there come an age when laughing at your own excriment just stop sbeing funny? ScotsmanWU: I have a suit and everything. Metro242: well send me your adress and I'll mail you a cookie for that ScotsmanWU: LOL you spelt excrement wrong. I mean, doesn't there come an age when you SPELL CORRECTLY? LMAO!!! Metro242: you know, it just doesn't come up in my day to day writings very often, all apologies ScotsmanWU: LOL I bet you spent 3 minutes going over that sentence making sure you didn't spell anything wrong again. 1-0! Metro242: dude, you are a freaking weird little man ScotsmanWU: Dude! ScotsmanWU: Dude! ScotsmanWU: Let's order pizza dude! Metro242: Fag! Metro242: Fag! Metro242: Let's ejaculate on food, eat it and then laugh at the fact that we are going to be working the graveyard shift at the gas station sooner or later ScotsmanWU: OKAY! Metro242: by the way... Metro242: if you would have bothered to read my blog (which I'm sure you are an enormous fan of), you would know I was planning on posting pics anyway Metro242: so it really makes no difference to me ScotsmanWU: LOL OKAY 2-0!!! Metro242: ha Metro242: I would hate to be around you in "real life", I bet this act gets old mighty quick ScotsmanWU: Lets hang out and see! Metro242: holy lord you're a weird cookie GRAEM ScotsmanWU: YHUP!Z Metro242: obviously a defense mechanism ScotsmanWU: CUZ MY PARENTS DIVORCED LOL!!! Metro242: honestly that probably oculd have something to do with it ScotsmanWU: OCULD! ScotsmanWU: OCULD HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT! ScotsmanWU: LOL! Metro242: ha Metro242: GOT ME THERE! Metro242: 3-0! ScotsmanWU: HI-FIVE. Metro242: you think I am some stuck up university kid don't you GRAEM? ScotsmanWU: Do you? ScotsmanWU: I'm a stuck up unversity kid. ScotsmanWU: LOL ScotsmanWU: UNVERSITY! ScotsmanWU: 4-0!!! Metro242: no, you are a fucking retard ScotsmanWU: Retard retard! ScotsmanWU: What a comeback! ScotsmanWU: I'M DEAD! ScotsmanWU: I WAVE THE WHITE FLAG!!! Metro242: pathetic ScotsmanWU: Go take some creatine and put whipped cream on it because YOU DESERVE TO CELEBRATE! Metro242: "what a comeback" ScotsmanWU: "what a comeback" Metro242: you are like talking to a 6 year old, and that's not something I would be boasting about ScotsmanWU: You are like, totally, like, whatever, like, yes, like. Metro242: see, fuck you Metro242: here's the deal with you "punks" Metro242: you think I'M closed minded, when you go out stereotyping me without even knowing me Metro242: so fuck you ScotsmanWU: FUCK ME! ScotsmanWU: UP THE GOAT ASS! ScotsmanWU: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Metro242: I bet your buddies are laughing at that one Metro242: laughing all the way to the welfare line ScotsmanWU: My buddies are BILLIONAIRES. Metro242: I truly feel sorry for you if your net persona is the same as your actual one Metro242: and I'm tired of babysitting you Metro242: so in closing... Metro242: you think it's funny to dress like up like the fucking WORLD TRADE CENTER with people falling out of the windows and planes crashing into it? ScotsmanWU: No YOU find it funny. ScotsmanWU: Sicko. Metro242: you come across OUR border in that shit in see how quickly you are getting that smug little grin wiped off of your little face ScotsmanWU: LOL ScotsmanWU: I'm shaking! ScotsmanWU: How about you come across OUR border wearing nothing but blue suede shoes. Metro242: and I'd be more than happy to be one throwing the first blow on you because your a scrawny little bitch with no respect ScotsmanWU: lol ScotsmanWU: First blow. ScotsmanWU: Homo. Metro242: I really feel sorry for a classless little reject like yourself Metro242: you'll see how far that will get you in life ScotsmanWU: Wait lets talk more about you giving me my first blow. Metro242: FOR CHRISTS SAKE Metro242: Grow the fuck up Metro242: People don't laugh with you, they laugh at you ScotsmanWU: Come on Jay describe the first blow! ScotsmanWU: Will it be....firm? Metro242: like I said, I'm done babysitting Metro242: Later
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 27, 2002 Report Posted August 27, 2002 Scotsman is cool, Bower sucks. We can just leave it at that..
Guest kingkamala Posted August 27, 2002 Report Posted August 27, 2002 I'm usually not a fan of Scotsmans thought I did like his review of Extreme Warfare Revengel and Bower I'm indifferent towards so this feud is just bleh to me.
Guest Retro Rob Posted August 27, 2002 Report Posted August 27, 2002 Bower will beat the shit out of Scotsman in this one.
Guest Incandenza Posted August 27, 2002 Report Posted August 27, 2002 Eh, once Scotsman gets the beastiality and gay jokes out of his system, he'll be left with nothing.
Guest Nevermortal Posted August 27, 2002 Report Posted August 27, 2002 Scotsman could always ejaculate in Bower's burrito.
Guest goodhelmet Posted August 27, 2002 Report Posted August 27, 2002 incandenza is right on. substance will always eventually win over flash. no contest- bower w/ a 2nd round knockout.
Guest jimmy no nose Posted August 27, 2002 Report Posted August 27, 2002 Are you unfamiliar with Scotsman's other net fueds? He never loses, eventually everyone ends up just giving up.
Guest Ozymandias Posted August 27, 2002 Report Posted August 27, 2002 I ain't exactly seeing a lot of 'substance' from Bower's side, just a lot of humorless whining.
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted August 27, 2002 Report Posted August 27, 2002 I have nothing against Jay, but I'll have to side with Scotsman on grounds of being far, far, far funnier.
Guest kingkamala Posted August 27, 2002 Report Posted August 27, 2002 After a while Bower will give up cause Scotsman won't give up, Scotsman=Somewhat funny version of Hyatte Winner: Scotsman via 10th round TKO I'd like to see a CRZ-Scotsman feud for some reason in case there hasn't been one already.
Guest jimmy no nose Posted August 27, 2002 Report Posted August 27, 2002 Bower takes this way too seriously. I can't decide if Scotsman's greatest fued was CJ Marsiciano or Fritz Capp.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 27, 2002 Report Posted August 27, 2002 How are you people even remembering who he's feuded with? And why is it a feud? When I've got beef with anyone, I don't say I'm feuding with them, I say I'm FIGHTING with them, or keep with saying we've got a beef. Scotsman can be funny when he wants to be, but you can only do so much with his brand. Bower tries to be too intellectual, as if he's trying to be the new Meltzer or something. I'm tired of both, but at least Bower relates interesting stories in his columns while Scotsman just trots out the same stuff. And I wouldn't give up against Scotsman, because I could out-depravity him, if there is such a word. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Incandenza Posted August 28, 2002 Report Posted August 28, 2002 And I wouldn't give up against Scotsman, because I could out-depravity him, if there is such a word. I think "outdeprave" will suffice.
Guest J*ingus Posted August 28, 2002 Report Posted August 28, 2002 You know what feud I'd like to see? Scotsman versus Seanbaby. I think the universe might implode from such a battle between two bizarrely similar strange young men.
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 28, 2002 Report Posted August 28, 2002 Check out Scotsmanality, he posted even more Jay bashing there. I mean I like Jay's writing as much as the rest of you, but Scotsman sure has made him look terrible. I think Jay needs to grow a thicker skin, because things like the Rob Black/ Dog killing and him whining about Scots dressing like the WTC make him look like a whiner. He should just keepm his feelings to himself sometimes and not overreact.
Guest EI Cubano Posted August 28, 2002 Report Posted August 28, 2002 It's a dead issue from where I sit, and I'm not gonna waste any more time with a circular arguement with him that will lead nowhere. I just read the new entry and the notion that someone who "goes to my school and knows me" saw my picture on his obscure blog entry that has a visible hit counter of "65" is laughable to say the least so I just urge you not to believe everything you read. Call it "whining" if you will, but 9/11 was en enormous deal and anyone who mocks it openly would most likely be beaten down by a hell of a lot more people than just me. Anyway, like I said, he wanted a reaction, he got one, and I'm through with this one for good. Thanks guys.
Guest kingkamala Posted August 28, 2002 Report Posted August 28, 2002 Bower's too smart to enter a feud with Scotsman cause really feuding with Scotsmans a lose-lose situation
Guest Retro Rob Posted August 28, 2002 Report Posted August 28, 2002 Bower's too smart to enter a feud with Scotsman cause really feuding with Scotsmans a lose-lose situation And a waste of time.
Guest AM The Kid Posted August 28, 2002 Report Posted August 28, 2002 Scots is making himself look awful.
Guest jimmy no nose Posted August 28, 2002 Report Posted August 28, 2002 Scots is making himself look awful. He's been doing the same thing for like 3 years. I don't think he's going to change now. It's not really going to change his fans opinions of him.
Guest Combat Apparatus Posted August 28, 2002 Report Posted August 28, 2002 You know what feud I'd like to see? Scotsman versus Seanbaby. I think the universe might implode from such a battle between two bizarrely similar strange young men. This would be fun, but I think a Scotsman v Guffypup feud would be alot funnier. If you dont know who Guffypup is, and you care, check out his website Guffyspace
Guest AM The Kid Posted August 28, 2002 Report Posted August 28, 2002 Scots is making himself look awful. He's been doing the same thing for like 3 years. I don't think he's going to change now. It's not really going to change his fans opinions of him. Oh, I know...but it's just sad.
Guest FSUBitchBoy2002LOL Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Guys, stop replying to this. You are only fueling the fire even more. Skinny dorks who work the graveyard shift at a gas station like Scotsman, are only looking for attention. Don't give him what he wants. Fight the good fight.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 Hmm, looks like a troll. Get back under the bridge! (looks like someone takes this Internet feuding thing too seriously) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Incandenza Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 He actually posted something amusing in the General Chat folder.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 I saw that after I saw this. Soddy. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge EDIT: I certainly hope this is Scotsman himself. It'd be pretty sad if a fan decided to do this.
Guest Incandenza Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 It could be Scotsman, but he hasn't said or done anything funny in over a year, so I doubt it. EDIT: Regardless of who it is, I must say I found this line very humorous: I drink lots of protein shakes, and I drink them with hot girls I meet at the gym. They dig that stuff. Then I flex my muscles, and instantly they are sitting on my cock!
Guest crandamaniac Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 It could be Scotsman, but he hasn't said or done anything funny in over a year, so I doubt it. I know this is played out a little but.... OH TAG~! I certainly hope this is Scotsman himself. It'd be pretty sad if a fan decided to do this. In my opinion, it'd be pretty pathetic if it was really Scotsman doing this.
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