Jay Bower/Scotsman fued!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

This is almost like one of those lame-ass wrestling chat rooms where people constantly ask "Is Austin REALLY IN HERE? OMG!" and such.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest AM The Kid]

It's gay, whoever it is.

[Guest Prince Paul]

Scotsman was funny for about 3 months. He's really talentless when it comes down to it. Jay shows way more class than Scots could ever hope to.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Why was that FSUBitchBoy banned? He wasn't intelligent enough to be offensive or anything.

 

Guess another person who can't handle fun PMed a moderator.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest J*ingus]

I still haven't forgiven Scots for that dumbass Hackmaster debacle. I mean, here was a prank that was quite literally targeted at all of the Smarks' biggest fans and strongest supporters. And they seemed mystified as to why it pissed people off.

[Guest Gay Blower]

Guys, stop replying in this thread, or me and my puppy will cry. I will also mention you in my next column as a bad guy, despite me not caring about you, because I am not... I stress NOT your normal internet geek wrestling writer.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Guys, stop replying in this thread, or me and my puppy will cry. I will also mention you in my next column as a bad guy, despite me not caring about you, because I am not... I stress NOT your normal internet geek wrestling writer.

LOL.

 

Did he jizz in your burrito?

[Guest Incandenza]

That Hackmaster incident was stupid, but Scots' biggest problem is that he hasn't been funny in ages. There's only so many times one can talk about raping cats or blowing one's dad before it gets old.

[Guest kingkamala]

Scotsman's funny when he isn't trying to be offensive, I mean I don't want to try and be inoffensive but I like him when he's just trying to be funny(Example:The Extreme Warfare review was pretty good)

[Guest Kingpk]

That Hackmaster incident was stupid, but Scots' biggest problem is that he hasn't been funny in ages. There's only so many times one can talk about raping cats or blowing one's dad before it gets old.

Also see: Hyatte, Chris.

 

At least Scots has his good moments. Hyatte hasn't been entertaining since Scoop This.

[Guest kingkamala]

God I hate Hyatte, not even vaguely funny, his challenging of Scott Keith is really unfunny. SK may be a prick but at least he's a decent reviewer most of the time

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Is the Hyatte and Keith feud STILL going on? I quit reading Hyatte because he sucks. Keith isn't all that great, but he doesn't put a bunch of retarded shit about other net writers.

[Guest Cerebus The Aardvark]

Scotsman was funny for about 3 months. He's really talentless when it comes down to it. Jay shows way more class than Scots could ever hope to.

 

But class doesn't get HITZ~!

 

Really, looking for class on the internet is a waste of time. Few people have it, and those people are attacked by shock jocks like Scotsman and Hyatte who have nothing more interesting to write about; they simply insult anything and everything they can and hope people will find it amusing.

 

It's useless to get involved with them, really; nothing good comes from it, and the same people will always read and love their shit.

 

That is all.

[Guest HungryJack]

Tremendous.

 

 

But really ,Scotsman is just a sad , bitter , little man that happens to have Internet access.

[Guest Ozymandias]

Is the Hyatte and Keith feud STILL going on?

There never was one. Hyatte has been trying for YEARS to get Keith to feud with him, but Keith obviously wouldn't even piss on Hyatte if he were on fire. He just refuses to acknowledge him which drives Hyatte fucking CRAZY.

See also: Scaia, Rick

 

It's really fucking sad, actually....

[Guest J*ingus]

I noticed Hyatte skipped the Midnight News this week, and hasn't done a Mopup in a looooooong time.

[Guest Dames Edna]

This is all incredibly sad. Bower should have exited that chat after the first 2 messages, thus sparing this debacle.

[Guest Kingpk]

I noticed Hyatte skipped the Midnight News this week, and hasn't done a Mopup in a looooooong time.

And that's a bad thing because?

[Guest B-X]

Bah. Scotsman. I stopped reading his shit a long time ago, along with Hyattes. But Jay's columns, despite their length, are a regular reading requirement of mine.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Is the Hyatte and Keith feud STILL going on?

There never was one. Hyatte has been trying for YEARS to get Keith to feud with him, but Keith obviously wouldn't even piss on Hyatte if he were on fire. He just refuses to acknowledge him which drives Hyatte fucking CRAZY.

See also: Scaia, Rick

 

It's really fucking sad, actually....

How unfulfilled does your life have to fucking BE if you're trying to "feud" with someone you've never met....

 

His stuff is some of the most unreadable tripe I've ever come across.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

His stuff is some of the most unreadable tripe I've ever come across.

No kidding, MH. I still can't bring myself to finish reading his NWA Week 1 "recap", which quite possibly the biggest pile of garbage I've ever seen. Not even Fierro can be THAT bad... oh wait... screw that, they both suck.

[Guest Incandenza]

Saddest attempt at a net feud? I think Joshua Grutman's pathetic provocations of Lance Storm should take the cake.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

PLEASE tell me that Grutman's barbs towards Storm are nothing more than light humor or some sort of an inside joke..... if not, then I can only tisk to myself in resignation.

 

For some reason I get a kick out of Eric S. His systematic owning of guys that send him hate mail (something Keith no longer does), like that one guy that challenged him to a shootout (anyone see that?), are entertaining reads.

[Guest Incandenza]

I recall Grutman imploring his readers to go to Storm's message board and ask why he (Storm) will never respond to his stupid gags, so I think Grut is really trying to start a feud with a wrestler.

[Guest DARRYLXWF]

I have nothing against Jay, but I'll have to side with Scotsman on grounds of being far, far, far funnier.

Ditto

[Guest TJH]

Jay Bower = Ken Anderson's brother = Legend

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

I recall Grutman imploring his readers to go to Storm's message board and ask why he (Storm) will never respond to his stupid gags, so I think Grut is really trying to start a feud with a wrestler.

I just read his report from earlier today.

 

Someone please tell him that his jokes just aren't funny.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

I would, but I find the Lance Storm jokes to be hilarious.

[Guest Incandenza]

I haven't read Grut in ages, but I recall all the Storm jokes involved him (Storm) being fired. It was funny the first 80 times, but come on.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Exactly. The bottom of the barrel has been reached, but he just keeps scraping away.

 

I haven't checked his comment board in ages, but I definitely hope Lance hasn't responded to any "hehehe Grutman says you're fired" comments.