My Current Hates

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Here are people and things I hate today:

 

1. Margaret Thatcher

2. Big Poppa Popick

3. The Insane Clown Posse

4. Slow browser

5. Stupid spellcheck on computer that won't stay on UK english and keeps switching to US english

6. Julius Caesar

7. Small dogs

8. the country of Finland

9. People that smell bad

10. YOU!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Wow, such an eclectic mix you got going there.

[Guest Anorak]

Finland???

 

Number 5 gets on my nerves a lot as well.

 

You don't need to explain number 1.

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

4. Slow browser

5. Stupid spellcheck on computer that won't stay on UK english and keeps switching to US english

Amen.

[Guest Retro Rob]

Are pugs included in the small dogs category? If so, what the hell are you thinking?

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I hate anti-post whores. Just saying.

[Guest eiker_ir]

i hate teachers...

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

I hate my modem, and my inability to sleep at normal times.

[Guest Anglesault]

I hate Brock. And cats.

[Guest Kinetic]

I hate the WWE portion of this board. And my job. And the people of Abilene, Texas.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Cats? What's wrong with cats?

 

And what's an anti-post whore?

 

I hate my modem too... sooooooooo.... sloooooow. I think if my modem was faster I would spend only half my day instead of the whole day on the board.

[Guest razazteca]

I hate the sound my fan makes and incomplete downloads that take forever to resume, if possible at all

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I hate

 

-The Red-assed baboon

-Rock's tired promos

-Postwhores (thus, making me anti postwhore)

-People who walk like snails in asiles of stores

-"Juggalos"

-People who don't know your name and refer to you as: "Big guy," "buddy," or "chief"

-People that claim Pepsi and even close to as good as Coke

[Guest MrRant]

I hate people who go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I hate people who say 'Um....' followed by some supposedly witty remark. Fuckers.

 

I hate *looks around and makes sure it's safe* metalheads.

 

I hate politics.

 

I hate not being able to remember shit.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I also hate Kittens. I make it a point to masturbate as many times possible within the span of a day just to spite them.

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

How can you hate kittens? You evil man.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I'm gonna choke the chicken right now just because you posted that.

[Guest Perfect Plex]

I hate negative people.

 

And people who contradict themselves.

 

Wait, no I don't.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I hate my modem, and my inability to sleep at normal times.

We share similar hates.

 

I also hate Karyn, of www.savekaryn.com for starting the whole gimme money website thing.

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

That save Karyn website is pretty funny. Can you believe that people would give her money? She'd probably just spend it and get herself in more debt.

[Guest eiker_ir]

i also hate when my comp crashes.......

 

.....whenever Jericho jobs.....

 

.....carrot head......

 

.....onions.....

[Guest Incandenza]

I strongly dislike Da Mart. He's a cunt, he is.

[Guest LooseCannon]

I hate people who leave me hanging when I try to give them a high five, and then proceed to make fun of me and call me lame and say people who give each other high fives are losers. I especially hate it when prospective employers leave me hanging at the beginning of a job interview. Like I wasn't nervous enough already. Sheesh.

[Guest NazMistry]

I hate the Windows key when I'm using and MS-DOS program.

I hate waking up late and missing the morning Cartoons.

I hate War.

I hate Mp3s that aren't of decent quality.

[Guest Blue Bacchus]

I also hate Karyn, of www.savekaryn.com for starting the whole gimme money website thing.

OMG, I just went to that site and what a bunch of horseshit... I honestly can't believe people gave her money is excess of almost a grand a week. Holy Shit, maybe I should come up with some SOB story and charge for it... Jesus...

[Guest Kinetic]

I also hate the fact that by the time I get home from work, the board is deserted. Fucking fast food bastards. Here's a short list of things that I hate about my job:

 

-The inconsiderate fat people who order tons of food at 11:45, fifteen minutes before we close. I don't have any food to offer these people on hand, so I'm forced to make whole new batches of food for these morbidly obese stragglers.

 

-The fucking bitches who have the audacity to demand that I make them fresh food at 11:45, fifteen minutes before we close. And THEN proceed to only order four nuggets, thus leaving me with a whole tray full of that crap that I'm going to be forced to throw away a few minutes later. This is not only inconsiderate...it's inhumane.

 

-My fucking lazy co-workers. Particularly the two worthless bitches that I'm currently having to close with. They spend most of the latter portion of their shift either talking on the phone, talking to some guys through the drive-thru window, or talking to each other. Meanwhile, I'm working my ass off. Not to compensate for their lack of work, mind you, but because I'm actually a good and efficient worker who desires to leave at 1, like we're supposed to. And because they both rank higher and make more money than I do, I make no attempt to be even polite to them. Fucking worthless bitches.

 

That's about it.

[Guest MrRant]

Currently I hate noise, movement, gust of air, or anything else that will disturb Evah and make her cry because she HOLLERS. She is quiet most of the time but Jesus when she goes... she goes.

 

I also hate going to a grocery store or place like it and see a sign that something like a gallon of ranch is on sale and is like only cheaper by 11 cents!! WTF? Hooboy... gotta buy that... saves me 11 cents and if I buy ten gallons I save a whole dollar!

[Guest J*ingus]

I hate (in no particular order):

 

1. This damn earache, which has set in and refuses to go away.

 

2. Jubuki, for being so damned hard to pin down. He comes off like such an arrogant prick at times in the Puro folder, and then I visit the guy's website and he's all intelligent and thoughtful and stuff. Dammit, stop making it so hard to hate you with a free and clear conscience. (Although he does seem to grade matches on the "all things being equal" falicy, in which he assumes that the main priority of any wrestler is always to plan out the best match possible... but he's far from the only one that does it, and that's another rant for another time.)

 

3. Running out of cold Coke and not having any more in the fridge. Yeah, you put more in, but it takes like three hours to cool down.

 

4. The DVDVR guys, for being better writers than I ever could be. I've been going through their old video reviews, and they state things so well that it's impossible to even think of disagreeing with them while you're reading it. Even if later, I suddenly pop up and go "no wait, he was full of shit!", that first impression still lingers.

 

6. My inability to count.

 

7. Babara Streisand. Yeah, Babs, go ahead and do a shitty half-assed typical Hollywood adaptation of Prince Of Tides, complete with overacting and a "stirring" by-the-numbers score. It's not like it's one of my favorite and most emotional books of all time. Oh wait, yes it is.

 

8. Did I mention this GODDAMNED earache?!

 

9. This board, for telling me that I'm trying to illegally hack it or some bullshit when I try to turn off the signatures that always expand the page like a damn slinky whenever I click the "skip to the new messages" button.

 

10. God. It would take too long to explain. He knows why.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

"3. Running out of cold Coke and not having any more in the fridge. Yeah, you put more in, but it takes like three hours to cool down."

 

Er, use ice in a cup?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge