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Name your kid Turok, Get 10K

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Guest Nevermortal
Acclaim has announced a brand new promotion for the big release of Turok Evolution on September 1st. The company is offering a $10,000 savings bond to the family of a child born on September 1st who is named Turok.

 

People willing to name their new born child Turok in exchange for a $10,000 savings bond will have to provide proof that the child was born on 9/1, as well as a copy of the birth certificate labeling the child's name as Turok. The child will have to keep the Turok name for one year.

 

Wow....

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Guest Retro Rob

I wonder how many people would actually do that...Turok isn't that bad of name, unless you have a girl.

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Guest J*ingus

Hey, for 10 grand? All you'd have to do is give the kid Turok for a middle name, and then change it to Timothy or something once the year has passed. I'd do it.

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Guest The Son of Sting

I thought that it was open to anyone? not just new borns. For 10gs i'd do it.

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Guest Jobber of the Week

Wow... Three.. THREE STUPID ACCLAIM PUBLICITY STUNTS! Ah Ah Ah! *thunder clap*

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

The rename yourself Turok for $450 bucks and a bunch of acclaim games was a hoax, I think, but it did inspire this.

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Guest WukenBloodstar

If somebody does this, stupidity will be running rampant. Seriously, not even for $10,000 Bond(Right?) would I ever name my kid that, ugh. This contest is stupid...plain and simple. <_<

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Guest SuperTonyJaymz

Well, my brother named his kid Reiko, so he would probably do it.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

I named my dog Spot, but I don't know about giving life to a child and then cursing that life by naming the poor bastard Turok for some quick change.

 

However, if my wife had quintuplets I think we could name 3 Turok, cause then it's worth it.

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Guest CED Ordonez

Reiko I can deal with but Turok just doesn't sound right. And I also saw that they're only giving away one $10K bond to the first child born on 9/1, which means a few desperate and foolish souls will just end up emotionally scarring their children for nothing.

 

My wager is on whoever wins this contest to somehow find a way to use the cash in a completely idiotic manner. After all, they did name their kid Turok.

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Guest J*ingus

You guys are all missing an important point: it doesn't have to stay Turok. After the kid turns 1 year old, the deal is finished and the parents can change it.

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Guest Nevermortal
Well, my brother named his kid Reiko, so he would probably do it.

Reiko? From Mortal Kombat 4?

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Guest converge241

only keep it for a year?

 

yeah id do it, then bank the money for his college

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