Worse ways they could use brought Kane back

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

1) Kane comes out to attack HHH and he reveals that he is gonna be just like HBK, even down to the gimmick.

 

2) Kane runs down to face the UnAmericans and then uses lightning bolts to set the flag on fire

 

3) Kane runs down to the ring and trips over the ropes coming in

 

4) Kane runs down to the ring, and then accidently torches the American flag with his pyro

 

5) Kane comes down to the ring and then asks where he can find Hall, Nash and X-Pac so he can kick their asses.

 

6) Kane interferes in the Fink/Lillian match in favor of Fink, only to be stripped by three women

 

7) Kane shows up, injures himself, and is out another four months.

 

Any more ways it could have been worse?

[Guest Anglesault]

8) Kane shows up on Smackdown, attacks Angle, and demands a Wrestlemania rematch.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Oh, god.

 

AS, even you with your biased views can't say that an Angle/Kane feud is worse than Angle getting his pants pulled down for another three months by Edge.

[Guest OctoberBlood]

6) Kane interferes in the Fink/Lillian match in favor of Fink, only to be stripped by three women

= Ratings.

[Guest DerangedHermit]

1) Kane comes out to attack HHH and he reveals that he is gonna be just like HBK, even down to the gimmick.

 

2) Kane runs down to face the UnAmericans and then uses lightning bolts to set the flag on fire

 

3) Kane runs down to the ring and trips over the ropes coming in

 

4) Kane runs down to the ring, and then accidently torches the American flag with his pyro

 

5) Kane comes down to the ring and then asks where he can find Hall, Nash and X-Pac so he can kick their asses.

 

6) Kane interferes in the Fink/Lillian match in favor of Fink, only to be stripped by three women

 

7) Kane shows up, injures himself, and is out another four months.

 

Any more ways it could have been worse?

1) Scary.

 

2) Those lightning bolts cost money, ya know?

 

3) Shockmaster II, bay-bee!

 

4) same as #3

 

5) That would be cool.

 

6) Just to show how "scarred" his groinal region is...*shudders*

 

7) Life imitates wrestling.

 

 

I got some.......

 

8) Coming back with Tori.

 

9) Kane v. Undertaker feud no. 423537485347

 

10) Kane v. Test II......oh wait, that's happening

 

11) Instead of of red and black, he wore pink and purple.

 

12) His new mask had a sculpted smile on it.

 

13) Kane is revealed to be Sid, Nash, Giant Gonzalez or Kurrgan.

 

14) X-Pac comes back with him, saying his firing was a work.

 

15) He comes out dressed like Bradshaw now (with no shirt) still with the mask.

 

16) Kane gets burned with Chris Jericho's coffee

 

17) Kane feuds with Booker over a shampoo commercial

 

18) Two words: midget Kane.

[Guest Vitamin X]

5) Kane comes down to the ring and then asks where he can find Hall, Nash and X-Pac so he can kick their asses.

Actually this would sort of make sense considering the fact that he hasn't been around for a few months and would be good continuity in a way...

[Guest notJames]

5) Kane comes down to the ring and then asks where he can find Hall, Nash and X-Pac so he can kick their asses.

Actually this would sort of make sense considering the fact that he hasn't been around for a few months and would be good continuity in a way...

But that would mean mentioning their names, which would cause me to turn my TV off promptly.

 

Although, that hella-lame Kane-a-roonie was this close to making me punch my TV. Isn't Kane supposed to be a bad-ass HOSS? What's next, a Bradshaw-roonie?!?

 

(Message to WW_: DO NOT give Bradshaw a Bradshaw-roonie...)

[Guest DrEvil]

3) You forgot to mention his mask falling off and watching him stumble around to pick it up

[Guest Caliban]

At least he didn't tear his quad when he did the Kanearooni...

[Guest The Electrifyer]

3) Kane runs down to the ring and trips over the ropes coming in

 

7) Kane shows up, injures himself, and is out another four months.

I would laugh my ass off if any of these two happened. #3 is simple, yet stupid and funny. #7 is just too funny cuz of Nash's incident.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

What about coming back in black undies with a cowboy hat and a bullrope?

 

Either that or having him do an interview and call out Buff Bagwell.

[Guest D'Lo White]

Ted DiBiase brings Kane in.

Paul Bearer then brings a different Kane in.

We get a classic Kane v. Kane match.

[Guest Eagan469]

I was thinking it would have been smart of the UnAmericans to not-obviously drape the flag over the turnbuckle and have Kane's pyro burn it.

[Guest KANE]

Kane should have sang "Livin' in America" with James Brown and an enterage, just like Apollo Creed in "Rocky IV."

[Guest Angle-plex]

Kane asks Test for a No Mercy '01 rematch.

Kane returns in red, white and blue attire.

Kane announces with JR and King

[Guest KANE]

Kane should wear red and yellow, hulk up, and fill the void left by Hogan.

[Guest Masked Heel]

he could have a turban on his mask and be led to the ring by Tiger Ali Signh

[Guest Brian]

"Kane should wear red and yellow, hulk up, and fill the void left by Hogan."

 

What will they do with the Showster than?

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Sho-who? Heh. It's kind of stupid to think about that. They mock Hogan, and less than a year later..they bring the old man back.

[Guest Brian]

But I remember marking out so big at BackLash seeing Show do that.

[Guest Brian]

They could bring back the showster to face Brock at JudgmentDay. Smell the BUYRATE~!

[Guest evilhomer]

Have Kane come out with the Ho's to the Godfathers old music

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Kane should have sang "Livin' in America" with James Brown and an enterage, just like Apollo Creed in "Rocky IV."

I think this is the best idea in the history of our civilization.

 

 

EDIT: "He is like iron!"

[Guest Redhawk]

What's next, a Bradshaw-roonie?!?

 

(Message to WW_: DO NOT give Bradshaw a Bradshaw-roonie...)

Don't worry, they only let wrestlers who are over do the spinarooni.

 

And the "Livin in America" idea is brilliant. Then Test could've kicked Kane's ass and said, "If he dies -- he dies."

 

More ideas...

 

1) Kane comes out to "Hard Time" with Big Bossman, wearing a police outfit.

 

2) Kane comes out with Slick.

 

3) Kane reveals that he's not really Undertaker's brother...he's Undertaker's SON!

 

4) Vince comes out instead and does all of Kane's mannerisms and trademarks (like when The Rock was supposed to come back during the Invasion)

 

5) Kane comes back and has to use the voicebox again.

 

6) Kane gets in the ring, grabs the mic and says, "Did I...did I...WOOOO!"

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

1) Kane comes out to attack HHH and he reveals that he is gonna be just like HBK, even down to the gimmick.

I would pay to see El Gigante get the Sweet Chin Music from Kane.