Favorite Tazz Lines

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

(When Regal suplexes a midget....)

 

Tazz: BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA~!

 

(Matt Hardy gets a 9 punch on Chavo in his home state before getting thrown down...)

 

Tazz: "They did it, Cole! Fayetteville counted to 9!"

[Guest BionicRedneck]

Although Tazz is cooler than Cole, MC has so many more good one-liners, largely due to his stupidty.

 

This is a good one...

 

Cole:"What did you say earlier Tazz? 'Off the Hook'?"

 

Tazz:"Its 'Off The Chart'! don't try and be cool, Cole!"

 

hehe

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Some of his best lines are when he's ripping on Cole.

[Guest Anglesault]

::Jericho front suplexes Edge::

 

Tazz: Jericho with some type of powerbomb thing....

[Guest The Electrifyer]

I just love Tazz's evil laugh, I mark out everytime he does that.

[Guest Tha Cunnysmythe]

People hate on Tazz, but I think he's great.

[Guest Renegade]

*Tajiri does kick of death*

 

Tazz: Can you imagine what that kick to the head feels like? It's like being kicked in the head...with concrete shoes!

 

I think it was something like that anyway.

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

Cole: "...and a beautiful German suplex..."

 

Tazz: "That's a northern lights suplex stupid!"

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Cole: "Edge is almost a sex symbol!"

 

Tazz: "I think that's just you, Cole."

 

And my personal favorite:

 

"JESUS!!!!!!!" after the frogspash on Edge's shoulder.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest D'Lo White]

I've noticed Tazz using the word wicked alot lately. When did he move to Boston?

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Rocketbuster!!

[Guest FSUBitchBoy2002LOL]

I personally think that Tazz is horrendous at commentary. He doesn't entertain the fans in the slightest. The Smackdown announcing job should be for someone who was recently released.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Tazz: What do you think happened to him, Cole?

Cole: To who?

Tazz: The alien who landed on Hurricane's head.

 

Or something like that.

 

And of course...ROCKETBUSTER~!!!!

[Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics]

When yet another wrestler turned up to the arena in a limo

Tazz: Does no-one take taxis anymore?