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Guest The Flying Dutchman
Posted

(When Regal suplexes a midget....)

 

Tazz: BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA~!

 

(Matt Hardy gets a 9 punch on Chavo in his home state before getting thrown down...)

 

Tazz: "They did it, Cole! Fayetteville counted to 9!"

Guest BionicRedneck
Posted

Although Tazz is cooler than Cole, MC has so many more good one-liners, largely due to his stupidty.

 

This is a good one...

 

Cole:"What did you say earlier Tazz? 'Off the Hook'?"

 

Tazz:"Its 'Off The Chart'! don't try and be cool, Cole!"

 

hehe :lol:

Guest The Flying Dutchman
Posted

Some of his best lines are when he's ripping on Cole.

Guest Anglesault
Posted

::Jericho front suplexes Edge::

 

Tazz: Jericho with some type of powerbomb thing....

Guest The Electrifyer
Posted

I just love Tazz's evil laugh, I mark out everytime he does that.

Guest Tha Cunnysmythe
Posted

People hate on Tazz, but I think he's great.

Guest Renegade
Posted

*Tajiri does kick of death*

 

Tazz: Can you imagine what that kick to the head feels like? It's like being kicked in the head...with concrete shoes!

 

I think it was something like that anyway.

Guest Fook_Hing_Ho
Posted

Cole: "...and a beautiful German suplex..."

 

Tazz: "That's a northern lights suplex stupid!"

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Cole: "Edge is almost a sex symbol!"

 

Tazz: "I think that's just you, Cole."

 

And my personal favorite:

 

"JESUS!!!!!!!" after the frogspash on Edge's shoulder.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest D'Lo White
Posted

I've noticed Tazz using the word wicked alot lately. When did he move to Boston?

Guest FSUBitchBoy2002LOL
Posted

I personally think that Tazz is horrendous at commentary. He doesn't entertain the fans in the slightest. The Smackdown announcing job should be for someone who was recently released.

Guest Will Scarlet
Posted

Tazz: What do you think happened to him, Cole?

Cole: To who?

Tazz: The alien who landed on Hurricane's head.

 

Or something like that.

 

And of course...ROCKETBUSTER~!!!!

Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics
Posted

When yet another wrestler turned up to the arena in a limo

Tazz: Does no-one take taxis anymore?

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