I have sex with girls~!

[Guest FSUBitchBoy2002LOL]

Unlike the rest of you unhip, uncool cats on the board and online, I talk to girls. I'll give you guys some hinters.

 

I drink lots of protein shakes, and I drink them with hot girls I meet at the gym. They dig that stuff. Then I flex my muscles, and instantly they are sitting on my cock!

 

I only come online because I get tired. I think you all are dorks. On second thought, I don't care about any of you, that's why I'm not coming online anymore. Some of you are truly a disgrace. I am a stud, and a hoss, and I need to be out fucking girls and drinking protein shakes. You should take a lesson from me.

[Guest Incandenza]

This is the kind of flaming/trolling I can live with. It's original and clever, much like some of our best work at the Avril board.

 

EDIT: Of course, like most trolls, he'll probably do it long after it stopped being funny.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh, this guy isn't lasting long. Hopefully he'll stay in No Holds Barred so he can continue entertaining us without being banned.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

Since the Mission thread is dead, allow me to say that I found Guy Strokes very, very funny.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Never saw him. I think I've seen people mention him once or twice though. Must've been during the Dead Computer Phase.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

My bad, it was Guy Stokes (minus the 'r'). He had a gimmick of being a ladies' man, but using absolutely cheesy pick up lines, etc.

 

Here's his pic, to give you an idea of what we're working with:

 

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

"Heyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!"

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Guy Stokes]

Did someone say Guy Stokes?

[Guest Sandman9000]

Hey Graeme.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I can give him points for the ~!. I love ~!s.

 

Fo sheez~!,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

Guy Stokes is someone we know, dammit.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Er, okay...

 

Why so angry? P.L.U.R., baby!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

I think I know who it is, but I'd rather not say. I don't want to ruin the gimmick.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(no-sells the charade)

 

Okay, if you don't want to tell us, that's fine. Not like I really thought he was particularly mysterious.

 

But still. P.L.U.R., BAYBEE~!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Jim Hellwig]

Ummm, how is this funny in the slightest?

 

I think it's retarded that people say Jay takes online things too seriously... then you have Scotsman do shit like this, and writes huge columns about it on his site.

 

It's not funny, it's just pathetic.

[Guest Guy Stokes]

Guy Stokes is someone we know, dammit.

You wish you knew Guy Stokes just for the castoff ladies.

[Guest EI Cubano]

Well that's odd.

[Guest FSUBitchBoy2002LOL]

It is odd. I was just telling myself about how I shouldn't fall in love, because when I was 20, there was 23421342 girls that I could have married, but I just couldn't say no. It wouldn't be fair to them, and it wouldn't be fair to me.

 

Besides, when I finally decide to spend my life with one lucky female, they're eventually going to realize that I write wrestling columns online, and they will leave me.

[Guest Incandenza]

Guy Stokes is someone we know, dammit.

You wish you knew Guy Stokes just for the castoff ladies.

You know me too well, Guy.

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

Hey, how come he was banned? He was a pretty funny guy.

[Guest J*ingus]

Good fucking riddance. Being an imposter/parody of someone else should be grounds for automatic banning.

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

Don't get so worked up, Jingus. It's not like Jay is a regular poster, it's more making fun of his columns. At least his "Protein shakes" joke was amusing.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Fo sheez, I really don't see anything wrong with parody posters who are obviously not taking themselves seriously.

 

Now that Guy Stokes fellow is just SILLY!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest The Czech Republic]

....I get it! He's pretending to be Jay Bower!

 

My favorite gimmick was Jimm Ross who sent anyone and everything to OVW. Even non-material ideas were sent to OVW. I think he sent the reader, Scott Keith, himself, sadness, a $2 steak, George W. Bush, and Thanksgiving. I think I was Jimm Ross.

 

 

 

This reads like a Deep Thought by Jack Handey.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I still don't get the Guy Stokes stuff... ummm, guess I should read the Guy Stokes thread or something. But his picture looks like the guy from "Sliders" and that Mariah Carey video... Jerry O'Connel! That's it.

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

I wish I was around for the Jimm Ross era. That stuff sounds like gold!

[Guest Gay Blower]

BUMP*O~!1

[Guest Incandenza]

::yawns::

[Guest Marshall]

....I get it! He's pretending to be Jay Bower!

 

My favorite gimmick was Jimm Ross who sent anyone and everything to OVW. Even non-material ideas were sent to OVW. I think he sent the reader, Scott Keith, himself, sadness, a $2 steak, George W. Bush, and Thanksgiving. I think I was Jimm Ross.

 

 

 

This reads like a Deep Thought by Jack Handey.

I remember Jimm Ross he was fun for about 10 seconds.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

SSSSSLIDERS~!