Guest Snappy Nappy Dugout Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 I'm rooting for Shakira to get Best Pop Video, because I don't like No Doubt to be called Pop. Michael had on some AWESOME boot-thngs. And No Doubt won. With the annoying song. Argh. Win for Hella Good, dammit! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Why am I being booed? Time for Pink to perform. When three minutes are up, I expect to see Jamal and Rosie. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Nevermortal Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Is Pink about to fly back to Transilvania now?
Guest Fort Detrick Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 It's sad. 5-10 (or less) years from now most of the people at this show no one is going to give a shit about them.
Guest Nevermortal Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Uh oh, time for a Kotzenjudge MARKOUT~!
Guest Nevermortal Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Aaliyah's nominated? Auto win. EDIT: Well, fuckbeans.
Guest Fort Detrick Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 The Osbournes suck. That's all I have to say.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 They would have something Osbourne in here, wouldn't they? Is Alicia Keys black or white? I honestly can't tell. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 After that presentation, I hate Enrique "I like to touch my face" Inglesias even more.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Wait a second, markout? I would have marked out for something? WHAT WAS IT????? Fucking uncle walked into the room and started talking to me, so I absent-mindedly changed the channel to Smackdown during the Pink performance. WHAT DID I MISS??? If I missed what I think I missed... Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 MARY KATE AND ASHLEY!!!! Hmm, the one on the right looks kinda chunky. This film is making everyone look funny. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Nevermortal Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Wait a second, markout? I would have marked out for something? WHAT WAS IT????? Fucking uncle walked into the room and started talking to me, so I absent-mindedly changed the channel to Smackdown during the Pink performance. WHAT DID I MISS??? If I missed what I think I missed... Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Kylie!
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Olsen twins. Feel the irony
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Crystal Method or DMX? I'm torn!!!! (flips coin) Crystal Method. Wait, White Stripes are nominated? GO WHITE STRIPES!!!!! And they WIN!!!! Woohoo!!! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 "Kylie!" FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yells very loudly, frightening the dog, then weeps) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge EDIT: I'm going to kill my uncle for bothering me. Now time to watch Ja Rule yell at all of us and call it singing.
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 The white stripes winning shows that Lego=Ratings
Guest Snappy Nappy Dugout Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Why am I being booed? I'm not booing you, I'm booing becuse Shakira loss. Damn, I better put the laptop away and try to watch the show(I'm at the VMA's).
Guest Nevermortal Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Ja Rule does some good lip sync!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Well, you're excused for not watching the crappy performances. Did Kylie look good? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Ja Rule in any song: "AAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!! BABAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Fort Detrick Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 How do these ass clowns like Ja Rule even get record deals in the first place?
Guest Nevermortal Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Who the fuck is this guy? God, rap sucks so much.
Guest Fort Detrick Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 AHAHHA! His microphone is a gift from God? No wonder I gave up on relgion.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 No no no! Don't use Ja Rule as an example of rap! He just sucks. If only they had DMX there, he'd come onstage and kick all of their asses with his mere presence. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Nevermortal Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 WORST.....PERFORMANCE.....EVER
Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Bah Gawd, that sucked
Guest Snappy Nappy Dugout Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Ok, I'm back since JA Rule is on now. Yea, Kylie looks FINE in person.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 "Roll Out" makes any Tom Green cinematic adventure worthwhile. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 (cries) I missed it... THAT'S IT! Next time she's within 500 miles of here, I'm going to see her. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
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