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Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

SHAKIRA~!

 

SHAKE IT, BAYBEE!!!!!

 

(marks out and gets aroused)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Fort Detrick
Posted

Shikira should stop singing and just strip.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

That ass is a piece of heaven, fo sheez.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics
Posted

Shakira ROCKS (her ass back and forth)

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

Shakira is the best pop singer out there, no arguments. I expect her to be around for a LOOOOONNNNNNG time.

Guest Fort Detrick
Posted

Every year the host seems to suck more and more.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

I'm feeling whatever that music is that they play during the Levi's commercials.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics
Posted

Who is Jimmy Fallon? I live in Britain, so I must have missed his rise to fame.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

"Shakira is the best pop singer out there, no arguments. I expect her to be around for a LOOOOONNNNNNG time."

 

If Kylie were the same age, I'd disagree, but Kylie has already been around for a long time, so you are correct about Ms. Shakira.

 

She just seems like a fun person to be around. Probably a nimble little minx in the sack too.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest starvenger
Posted

Great timing between UPN and MTV. Went from a decent Tajiri/Shannon Moore match right to Shakira's ass. Screw J-Lo, THIS is the ass to die for...

Guest kingkamala
Posted

It's been downhill since Chris Rock(1999)

2000: Shaun and Marlon Wayans(A few and I mean A FEW funny moments but nothing really outstanding

2001: Jamie Foxx(Not funny not horribly unfunny just there)

2002: Jimmy Fallon(GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY TV)

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Jimmy Fallon is a guy off of Saturday Night Live who has somehow garnered a following by doing nothing but trying to imitate Adam Sandler.

 

Wow, this is also very not funny.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

PAULA~!

 

I want to see the big black guy and Simon go at it, right there.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics
Posted

Ah SNL, The program famous for when it used to be good?

 

And Simon Cowell is right!

Guest Snappy Nappy Dugout
Posted

After seeing Shakira, I becomeing a bigger fan of hers. And she likes fine as hell in person.

 

 

And that ass is, too.

 

That's makeing stay at the show.

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

AVRIL~!~~!!~!~!~!~!@!!~!!!!~~!!!~~!!!~~!!!!~!!!

Guest kingkamala
Posted

I'd mark out if the WWE signed Simon and the big black judge for one interpromotional tag match, Simon and William Regal Vs the big black judge and Mark Henry, sure the match would suck donky testicles but I'd mark out

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

SIMON SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!!

 

I'd go home too, if I wasn't already here.

 

New Artist... hmm...

 

Don't let the wimpy white dude win, John Mayer or whatever his name is.

 

DAYMN!!!! You see the ASS on the female finalist?

 

(is indifferent to Avril)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

DAVID LEE ROTH!!!!!!!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Fort Detrick
Posted

Ozzy Osbourne=why one should not do drugs.

Guest kingkamala
Posted

This is your brain(Insert picture of brain)

This is your brain on drugs(clip of Ozzy Osbournes Dreamer video)

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