Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 " Lita... jerking Edge off...... the ladder." -WMX7 " Paul Heyman is a hemoriod on the face of life"- about 100 times on different shows." " It's Kurt Angle! And his Mah mah, Jackie!" - Unforgiven 2001 Add more, let's see how many good ones we can remember.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 "... handling the big Johnson..." Royal Rumble 1998 "Kane is a carnivore, and Drew Carey is like a big ol' cheeseburger!" Royal Rumble 2001 Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest D'Lo White Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 "RVD has educated feet, one went to Yale and one went to Harvard."
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 "so and so is tougher than a 2 dollar steak"
Guest CanadianChick Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 "He's running like an educated scalded dog!"
Guest crandamaniac Posted August 29, 2002 Report Posted August 29, 2002 "Who's your daddy D'Lo!" Said when D'lo was going for a frog splash a couple of years ago
Guest Retro Rob Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 "THERE'S NO ANCHOR TIED TO HIS ASS!!!!" to Triple H after backing off from Steve Austin.
Guest Prince Paul Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Something to the effect of "i can smell his torso"
Guest SmarkySmark Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 During the DX nation parody King: "Mizark? What's that mean?" JR: "You Knizzo"
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Something to the effect of "i can smell his torso" I loved this one, it was totally ridiculous: (*Regal makes his duisgusted face*) JR, to Paul E: "He looks like he smelled.. your torso." Paul E: (*pause*) "He WHA--? Who writes you material?..." Then there was the time JR wanted to take Paul out to the woodshed... Pure hoss lovin' there, folks. JR @ WMXVII : "Gah-go-mahbey! God almighty!" My all-time favourite JR moment: RAW, 10 September 2001. He & Paul got into some big argument over Kurt Angle and SCSA, and it ended like this: Paul: "You're out of your mind!" JR: "Kiss my ass!"
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 I miss the days of Paul Heyman's commentary. It was great having someone there to keep J.R the hoss lover in line. They had a great chemistry because you could tell they really hated each other. Paul E was a god, he made J.R look like a moron week in week out.
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Let us all relive the glory... And visit this site: There's no anchor tied to your ass! Best quote ever: "Bah gawd, what a slobberknocker of a death!"* *Quote has yet to happen
Guest BifEverchad Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 *Beniot suplexes the Rock on RAW* JR: "My Gawd, Jericho is a machine!"
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 JR: "Bah Gawd! Damn you Hemsley! Damn your black soul bah Gawd!! You vile son of a bitch!!!" Repeats about 100 times while HHH is right next to him after laying Austin out.
Guest Mulatto Heat Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Let us all relive the glory... And visit this site: There's no anchor tied to your ass! Best quote ever: "Bah gawd, what a slobberknocker of a death!"* *Quote has yet to happen That site was side-splitting funny! Thanks for the link.
Guest Nevermortal Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 King - What was that sledgehammer doing under there? You put it under there! JR - No you dumbass I didn't put it under there! King - Yes you did put it under there- JR - NO I DIDN'T! King - I can't believe you put that under there! I also like when Benoit beat RVD for the IC Belt... JR - BENOIT CHEATED TO BECOME THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Okay, things that make me laugh really loud: "BAHGOD.co!!!!!!!!" Just seeing that made me die. Thanks for the link. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest godthedog Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 this just makes me sad. i so long for the days when ross could convey the excitement of a match by CALLING THE MATCH instead of being pissed off at X wrestler for doing Y dastardly deed and spouting off his catchphrases. and dear god i hate it when he's trying to force excitement by screaming at the top of his lungs. it used to be cool when he did it rarely & it MEANT SOMETHING, but he says something like "BAH GOD!!! WHAT A RAW!!! WHO WILL WIN!!! WHAT AN EVENT SUMMERSLAM WILL BE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!!" it's just annoying. but i'm always grateful to ross for having a better speaking voice than michael cole. when he talks, it doesn't feel like someone is stabbing me in the ear with a pencil.
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Maybe it's not Cole's voice. Maybe someone *is* stabbing you in the ear with a pencil-- Erm.
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Posted August 31, 2002 Report Posted August 31, 2002 There was the last RAW - "This was a premeditated setup" As opposed to those setups that aren't planned in advance.
Guest undisputedjericho Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 Big Show Chokeslam: "Spike Piledriver!" Dudleys 3D: "DDT!" KOTR 2001: "It's Booker T! He's the WWWCW Champion!"
Guest Maven's Eyebrows Posted September 3, 2002 Report Posted September 3, 2002 When Bubba was "wrestling" Trish on Raw last night: "Trish is legal"
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 One more time, I have to go with this quote, from last's night RAW Is Hymen: "Hymen. Not Brock's manager."
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 "JR - BENOIT CHEATED TO BECOME THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE! " "There was the last RAW - "This was a premeditated setup" As opposed to those setups that aren't planned in advance. " LMAO!!!
Guest Maven's Eyebrows Posted September 5, 2002 Report Posted September 5, 2002 "Folks, Ah apologize for the language used by Steve Austin..." Later that night: "BAH GAWD, THAT SONAFABITCH TRIPLE H! BAH SATAN'S SOUL, MAY HE FOREVER BURN IN THE FAHRS OF HELL!"
Guest Maven's Eyebrows Posted September 6, 2002 Report Posted September 6, 2002 Let's not forget "Chyna just gave Al Snow Head!" And the greatest wrestling quote of all time... "Trish just tasted Bubba's wood!"
Guest Bricks Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 On Chris Nowinski "He's running like an educated scalded dog." "Trish is restaurant quality"
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