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Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
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" Lita... jerking Edge off...... the ladder." -WMX7

" Paul Heyman is a hemoriod on the face of life"- about 100 times on different shows."

" It's Kurt Angle! And his Mah mah, Jackie!" - Unforgiven 2001

 

Add more, let's see how many good ones we can remember.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

"... handling the big Johnson..." Royal Rumble 1998

"Kane is a carnivore, and Drew Carey is like a big ol' cheeseburger!" Royal Rumble 2001

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest D'Lo White
Posted

"RVD has educated feet, one went to Yale and one went to Harvard."

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

"so and so is tougher than a 2 dollar steak"

Guest CanadianChick
Posted

"He's running like an educated scalded dog!"

Guest crandamaniac
Posted

"Who's your daddy D'Lo!"

 

 

Said when D'lo was going for a frog splash a couple of years ago

Guest Retro Rob
Posted

"THERE'S NO ANCHOR TIED TO HIS ASS!!!!" to Triple H after backing off from Steve Austin.

Guest Prince Paul
Posted

Something to the effect of "i can smell his torso"

Guest SmarkySmark
Posted

During the DX nation parody

 

King: "Mizark? What's that mean?"

JR: "You Knizzo"

Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion
Posted
Something to the effect of "i can smell his torso"

I loved this one, it was totally ridiculous:

 

(*Regal makes his duisgusted face*)

 

JR, to Paul E: "He looks like he smelled.. your torso."

Paul E: (*pause*) "He WHA--? Who writes you material?..."

 

Then there was the time JR wanted to take Paul out to the woodshed... :wub: Pure hoss lovin' there, folks.

 

 

JR @ WMXVII : "Gah-go-mahbey! God almighty!"

 

My all-time favourite JR moment: RAW, 10 September 2001. He & Paul got into some big argument over Kurt Angle and SCSA, and it ended like this:

 

Paul: "You're out of your mind!"

JR: "Kiss my ass!"

Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
Posted

I miss the days of Paul Heyman's commentary. It was great having someone there to keep J.R the hoss lover in line. They had a great chemistry because you could tell they really hated each other. Paul E was a god, he made J.R look like a moron week in week out.

Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion
Posted

Let us all relive the glory... And visit this site:

 

There's no anchor tied to your ass!

 

Best quote ever:

 

"Bah gawd, what a slobberknocker of a death!"*

 

 

 

 

 

*Quote has yet to happen

Guest BifEverchad
Posted

*Beniot suplexes the Rock on RAW*

 

JR: "My Gawd, Jericho is a machine!"

 

:P

Guest Fook_Hing_Ho
Posted

JR: "Bah Gawd! Damn you Hemsley! Damn your black soul bah Gawd!! You vile son of a bitch!!!" Repeats about 100 times while HHH is right next to him after laying Austin out.

Guest Mulatto Heat
Posted
Let us all relive the glory... And visit this site:

 

There's no anchor tied to your ass!

 

Best quote ever:

 

"Bah gawd, what a slobberknocker of a death!"*

 

 

 

 

 

*Quote has yet to happen

That site was side-splitting funny! Thanks for the link.

Guest Nevermortal
Posted

King - What was that sledgehammer doing under there? You put it under there!

 

JR - No you dumbass I didn't put it under there!

 

King - Yes you did put it under there-

 

JR - NO I DIDN'T!

 

King - I can't believe you put that under there!

 

I also like when Benoit beat RVD for the IC Belt...

 

JR - BENOIT CHEATED TO BECOME THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE!

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Okay, things that make me laugh really loud:

 

"BAHGOD.co!!!!!!!!"

 

Just seeing that made me die. Thanks for the link.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest godthedog
Posted

this just makes me sad. i so long for the days when ross could convey the excitement of a match by CALLING THE MATCH instead of being pissed off at X wrestler for doing Y dastardly deed and spouting off his catchphrases. and dear god i hate it when he's trying to force excitement by screaming at the top of his lungs. it used to be cool when he did it rarely & it MEANT SOMETHING, but he says something like "BAH GOD!!! WHAT A RAW!!! WHO WILL WIN!!! WHAT AN EVENT SUMMERSLAM WILL BE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!!" it's just annoying.

 

but i'm always grateful to ross for having a better speaking voice than michael cole. when he talks, it doesn't feel like someone is stabbing me in the ear with a pencil.

Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion
Posted

Maybe it's not Cole's voice. Maybe someone *is* stabbing you in the ear with a pencil--

 

Erm.

Guest Tha Cunnysmythe
Posted

There was the last RAW - "This was a premeditated setup"

 

As opposed to those setups that aren't planned in advance.

Guest undisputedjericho
Posted

Big Show Chokeslam: "Spike Piledriver!"

 

Dudleys 3D: "DDT!"

 

KOTR 2001: "It's Booker T! He's the WWWCW Champion!"

Guest Maven's Eyebrows
Posted

When Bubba was "wrestling" Trish on Raw last night: "Trish is legal"

Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion
Posted

One more time, I have to go with this quote, from last's night RAW Is Hymen:

 

"Hymen. Not Brock's manager."

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
Posted

"JR - BENOIT CHEATED TO BECOME THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE! "

 

"There was the last RAW - "This was a premeditated setup"

 

As opposed to those setups that aren't planned in advance. "

 

LMAO!!!

Guest Maven's Eyebrows
Posted

"Folks, Ah apologize for the language used by Steve Austin..."

 

Later that night:

 

"BAH GAWD, THAT SONAFABITCH TRIPLE H! BAH SATAN'S SOUL, MAY HE FOREVER BURN IN THE FAHRS OF HELL!"

Guest Maven's Eyebrows
Posted

Let's not forget

"Chyna just gave Al Snow Head!"

 

 

And the greatest wrestling quote of all time...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Trish just tasted Bubba's wood!"

Posted

On Chris Nowinski "He's running like an educated scalded dog."

 

"Trish is restaurant quality"

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