WWF Survivor Series 1989

[Guest nWoScorpion]

While I work on hand writing my new rants, heres an old one I havn't posted in this forum. (It's mine legit so don't hassil me)

 

-Happy Birthday to me on the 29th of August and a Happy Birthday to Scott Keith on August 30th. LoL.

 

WWF Survivor Series 1989

Rosemont Horizon

Chicago, IL

November 23rd, 1989

 

-Tape starts with a WHACKED Warrior promo about not smoking. Was he chewing the cigarettes?!!

 

-Royal Rumble 90 on video 2/8/90. (fixed from original version)

 

-Thankfulness time. UUUUGH.

 

Hogan

Happy, Healthy, Time for Families, His Hulkamaniacs.

 

Dibiase

He's rich, and you're not! Nahahahahaha.

 

Jake Roberts

Damion & DDT

 

Demolition

They don't have to fight each other.

 

Savage

Only worthy of being Macho King.

 

Duggan

Livin in the US of A, tough guy.

 

Bravo

I got the big earthquake on my side.

 

Rhodes

(In full gaymode) What, What I'm thankfully for thanksgiving? For my Polka Dots!

 

Bossman

Justice he serves.

 

Beefcake

Wrestlin, Struttin & Cuttin.

 

Model

My Good looks

 

Rude

The most ravishing body in the WWF

 

Piper

?

 

Genius

Being the world's smartest man

 

Perfect

GUESS

 

Bushwhackers

English?

 

Heenan

Spending thanksgiving with the Heenan Family.

 

Warrior

Nothing. He says Thanksgiving is every day.

 

 

The Ultimate in Team Competiton: Piper, Snuka, Bushwhackers vs. Rude, Perfect, Rogeaus!

 

Duggan, Hercules, Garvin, and Bret vs. Savage, Hammer, Bravo, and Earthquake!

 

Rhodes, Beefcake, Tito, and Rooster vs. Bossman, Brown, Martel, and HTM!

 

Hogan, Roberts, and Demolition Vs. Dibiase, Zues, and Powers of Pain!!

 

IT'S THE SURVIVOR SERIES!!!

 

-Hosts Gorilla Monsoon & Jesse Ventura, who's dressed like a Pilgrim.

 

Opening Match:

"American Dream" Dusty Rhodes, Brutus "The Barber" Beecake, Tito Santana, Red Rooster Vs. Big Boss Man, Bad News Brown, Rick "The Model" Martel, Honky Tonk Man. (w/ Jimmy Hart & Slick)

JIVE SOUL BRO RULES! I'll try to be impartial. Slick is picking Jimmy's pocket! Beefcake, Rooster & Chico show unitedness by coming out together. Dusty gets his own entrance with Boss Man's Nightstick (that ssssick freak) and hat. Shane O' Mac with a bowl haircut is the outside referee. Tito & HTM start. I need to hear Ventura during Rhodes entrance at WM VI. You know, the weight conspiracy. Honky with some rights. Tito with some of his own. Scoop Slam. Fist drop. Armbar! This is a main event?! Buy rate is like -0.9 i guess. Chico eats foot and Martel tags in. They exchange rights. Side headlock by Santana. Martel with a sweet dropkick. Martel headlock. Atomic Drop BLOCKEd. Santana gets his own and a school boy for 2. Everyone but Brown comes in the ring. Both men reverse some hammerlocks. Elbow by Rick and Bossman in. Armdrag by Tito. Rhodes in. Bionic Elbow! Jabs! Armbar. Bossman knee lift and punches of his own. Another Rhodes elbow. Beefcake in. Axhandle! More armbars, Bossman with a thumb to the eye. HTM slaps him a bit. Bossman back rakes. See! Hogan WASN'T THE ONLY 300 pounder to do that. Honky in. Kneelift and elbows to Beefer. Fist drop misses. Beefcake with some shots down stairs. Martel in. Backbreaker and some knees to the kidneys for 2. Beefcake headlock. In comes Rooster. More punching. HIGH Backdrop. 2 count. Martel with the boots to the kisser. Honky in. Bossman in. Nothing notable goin. More punches. Thrust to the goblet. Bossman knocks him out worse then Todd Bridges did Vanilla Ice. Martel kick to the midsection. Snapmare. Knee to the throat. Small Package by Terry for 2. Sunset flip by Rooster for 2. Honk with punches. Both men collide heads. Martel & Santana in. Dropkick by Tito! And another! Scoop Slam!! Axhandle to the neck. Backdrop! Figure 4 reversed. Slam by The Model. Elbow misses. Roll up by Tito is reversed by Martel for the 3 at 9:16. Monsoon cries although Martel didn't hook the tights. Rhodes in. HEY, IT'S SAPHIRE! Too bad Akeem wasn't in this. He was a rip-off OF Dusty. Dusty with a dropkick for 2. Beef in. Elbows to the shoulder of Martel. Stomp to the face by Brutus. Rooster in. (I go to sleep). Side headlock reversed by Martel. Bossman in. Elbow send him down. Bearhug of Doom by Bossman! Rooster headbutts out. Brown is tagged in unwillingly. Rooster pulls him in. Boot! Knee Lift! Brown with a fist to the back. Rooster hits buckle. Headbutt by Brownie and some fists to the throat. Elbow grind to the neck! Is that Mike Chioda!? Brown beats the shit out of Rooster man. Bossman comes in and accidentally hits Brown. So what? Brown walks out on his team at 15:26. Beefcake in vs. Bossman. Brutus with some fists but gets caught by an elbow. Honky in. Who'da thought bossman would STILL be around? Beefcake swings at air. Beefcake fights back with some punches. High Knee! 1....2......3! Honky is gone at 17:23. Clean Job by Honky?! NOO!!! Martel in. Elbow to the throat and some choking follows. Chinlock is no-sold and broken by the Dicyple. Martel back to work on the ribs. Sunset flip on the outside by Beefcake gets 3 to eliminate Martel at 20:12. It's 3 on 1! Bossman sneak attacks Beefer. Rooster in. In short, Boss Man Sidewalk Slam gets 3 at 20:57 eliminating the bird. Bossman attacks both Rhodes & Beefer. Funky punches by Da Dweam. Beefcake in. Knee to the gut. Tag to Big Dust. Slaps. Clothesline ducked, Body Press by Rhodes! Pinfall at 22:02 with Dusty & Brutus being the survivors. Beefcake no sells the nightstick shot until the camera pans on him and proceeds to beat down Rhodes who is handcuffed to the ropes. Beefcake makes the save with his hedge clippers. Pyscho. Trying to stab a Police Officer. Match wasn't bad but nothing great. **1/2. Bossman calls Dusty Fat Boy.

 

-Sean Mooney with Bossman & Slick. Slick calls Rhodes a Fat Man also.

 

-Mean Gene is with the King's Court. Why couldn't it have been Windham and not Quake? And when did Valentine start to talk? Bravo speaks English!? Oh my God, I was stoned in 1989.

 

- "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, "Rugged" Ronnie Garvin, Bret "Hitman" Hart, Hercules vs. "Macho King" Randy Savage, Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, Dino Bravo, Canadian Earthquake. (w/ Jimmy Hart & Sensational Queen Sherri)

4 x 4's run out with 2x4's. Bret sunk to a new low here. Duggan fucks up their synchronized performance. As Does Garvin, I think. Who wants Garvin's shirt? It doesn't even reach the crowd, the weak sissy. Savage, along with Hogan & Warrior from 1987-1990 have won at least 3 Survivor Series matches each. Sheesh. Hercules with a clothesline to Savage. Press Slam!! Hammer in. Boots and punches exchanged. Atomic Drop by Hercules. Valentine looks like he has to take a shit. Bret in. Punches to the shoulder. Arm Drag. The Excellence of Execution!! Duggan in. Shoulder to the buckle by Duggan. Garvin in. Slaps to the chest. Sleeper Hold! Garvin goes down and Bravo tags in. Stomps to the neck & face. Inverted Atomic Drop. Elbow misses. Hercules in. Punches galore. Knee Lift by Herc. Clotheslines! Herc hits buckle. Quake in, the Tremers! Ass Splash! 3 count at 3:57. Herc ate a lot of dick there. Duggan in. Oh god, this match is going down fast. Duggan shoulderblock does nothin'. And another. HOOOOOO! A third, plus Bret standing behind Quake, sends him down. Garvin in. No Chance in hell of a pin. Bravo clobbers Garvin. Eyerake with the boots. Bret doesn't fall for the "chase in the ring, distract ref" move. Hammer with a headbunt to the midsection. He turns the Hart Breaker around. Figure 4 Reversed. School Boy for 2. Bret MISSES a tag by just an inch. Double Axhandle by Savage is popped for 2. Bravo in. Kicks to the shin. Backslide by Garvin gets 2. Hammer boot. Savage in. I love them jabs of his. Hammer in. HEAVY DUTY chops. Slap/Chop fest exchanged. Duggan in. 3 Point Stance for the 3! Hammer is gone at 7:31. Bravo in. Thrusts to the face? Headbutts by Dino. Savage in. Kicks to the midsection. Leverage move by jumping over the ropes, dropping Duggan's neck on the ropes for 2. Quake in, pounding away. Elbow misses. Savage is literally falling in trying to tag. Garvin in. Chopsewy. Bravo in. Garvin Stomp! The Worst finisher since Andre's "Suplex". Stomp his balls, dumbass!!! Bravo acts crippled the best he can. Sharpshooter (before Bret used it) is reversed. Bret & Savage in. HUGE pop. Savage eye rake and Bret sends Savage to the buckle. Inverted Atomic Drop! Stomp the midsection by Bret. Bravo in. We nee dmore Bret in their. Fuck Garvin. Bret acts like he's stabbing Dino with punches. 2nd rope elbow for 2. Garvin in. DAAAAH! Bravo side suplex!!!! Garvin eats pin at 11:17. Bravo for 3 seconds was my favorite wrestler. USA! USA! USA! Duggan's in, you guessed it. Quake in. Jesse says the Fans can support ya, but they can't pin anyone. 4 Punches of Doom by Duggan. He yells to the ref to get off his ass. Bret in. Double clothesline knocks him down. Savage in. YES! Bret dares Savage to come off the top on him. Savage walks into Duggan's corner. Savage with some shots. He's tied in the ropes! Savage eats a Duggan elbow and choke. Duggan acting innocent fails to Ventura. "He's got an honest face.". Savage misses a knee drop. Bret with a backbreaker for 2. Inside Cradle by Bret for 2. Savage eats boot. 2nd rope elbow misses hard. Bravo in. Scoop Slam. Elbow CONNECTS?! Bearhug by Dino. Quake in. Guillotine Choke! Fat Elbow gets 2. Bravo in again. Bret takes down Bravo but eats a foot in the mouth. Savage with a choke in the corner. Savage accidentally knees Bravo and Bret makes the tag FINALLY. Duggan clothesline to Savage, and another. He tags Bret in. The Schmuck!!! He gave him rest for 0:30. Bravo beats on Bret who eats post. Shoulderbreaker. Savage tags in. Flying Elbow puts Bret away at 19:05. Duggan manhandles the entire team, but gets pounded on. Savage tosses him out where Quake drops an axhandle on him for the count-out at 23:22. Survivors are Randy Savage, Quake & Dino Bravo. Duggan, the sport he is chases em with a 2x4. Very boring match I'll go *1/2. Basically for Bret & Savage alone.

 

-Sean Mooney is with the Million $ Team.

 

-Mean Gene updates us on "Dusty's" "Injuries".

 

-The Genius with a Thanksgiving Poem. Oh god, he sounds gayer then.....alot of people.

 

-Hulk Hogan, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Demolition Vs. "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase, Zeus, Powers of Pain (w/ Mr. Fuji)

M$T doesn't even get an entrance for christ's sake. The Faces all get seperate entrances. Heels keep em out of the ring til Jake unleashes Damion. I guess his demotion (punishment) of wrestling Andre The Giant is over with. 3/4 of the Hulkamaniacs have titles. Jake has the Million Dollar Belt in the next month. Hogan's whole team has Thinning Hair. Jake and Zeus starts, but Hogan tags in before anything happens. 6 of these guys are decked in black. LOL. Like it matters. Shoving Match. Shoulderblock by Hogan sends himself down. Boot by Hogan. Punches no sold. Clothesline. Eye Rake and Slam also no sold. Boot to the head by Barbarian. Zeus with some chokes. Hogan selling is fun. Zeus chokes more and shoves the ref for a DQ at 3:23. More choking. Jesse is pissed off at the referee and continues to jerk fun from this. Dibiase beats down Hogan, who is dead. who'da thunk it that Hogan would still be around, mind you he wasn't from 1993-2001. Dibiase with some chokes in the ropes. Slingshot back to the center of the ring. Hogan eats buckle. Hogan with a boot to the face and tags in Roberts. Jabs to the face and sternum. Clothesline to the outside. Dibiase eats post. Ax in. He hammers away on Dibiase. He's sparkling. Smash in. They both hammer Dibiase now. Dibiase tastes more buckle. Irish whip into Ax's boot. Hogan in. He, and Demos hammer on Dibiase. Ventura bitches about triple teaming. 10 punches of doom by Hogan, who no sells the previous massacre. Elbow by Hogan and Dibiase falls on his face. Monsoon with the classic line, "I don't care if you got a Z on your head or not. Thats not legal." Ax in. Clothesline for 1. Dibiase with a spinning elbow. Warlord tags in. I was watching an old AWF show and this guy looked very NON-Muscualr. It was July 1995, by the way. Barbarian headbutt to Ax. As I rant, I plan on reviewing that show.

 

The matches were:

Chris Adams(?) & Konnan 2000 Vs. Samu & Tama (SST)

Bob Orton (w/ Oliver Humperdink) Vs. T-Rex

Sgt. Slaughter Vs. The Terrorist (ironic no?)

Warlord & Jeff Gaylord(?) vs. Mr. Hughes & Hercules

 

Back to this match. Barbie with a shoulderblock. Elbow drop misses. Warlord in. He eats an elbow. Clothesline. Fuji trips Ax and Warlord drops an elbow for 3 at 9:50, taking Ax out. Smash in and unloads on Warlord. Fist to the midsection. He eats Hogan boot. "Here we go!". Hogan's punches, Clothesline. Scoop Slam. Roberts in. Smash in. Warlord drops down and eats a fist. Slam doesnt work and eye rake breaks the hold. Warlord punches to the neck. Barbarian in. Smash does the same he did to Warlord. Smash catches a boot and takes him down but misses an elbow. Dibiase in. Heavy chop. Fist Drop and an Elbow for 2. Rear chinlock. Dibiase misses the 2nd rope AGAIN, blind elbow drop. Eye rake to Smash. Smash catches him and drops him in the ropes. Barbarian clothesline off the top to Smash eliminates him at 13:42. Roberts in. DDT Reversed into a back body drop. Warlord in. Hard Irish Whip. Jesse calls Hogan the chump. Barbarian in. Side Backbreaker and Warlord tags in again. BOOOORING. BOOOORING. More Warlord offense. Jake misses a punch and collapses, the drunken fool. Dibiase in. Hogan tagged in.....by Dibiase. DOH! Dibiase Piledriver gets 2. PREPARE TO FAST FORWARD! Barbarian misses the headbutt. Hogan tags in!!!! Punch to Barbie. He knocks em all down. Barbie eats buckle. Clothesline! Elbow! And another for 2. Suplex by Hogan for 2. Warlord & Barbarian double-team. Clothesline knocks both Powers of Pain down by Hogan. Spike Pile Driver by POP! Hebner calls for the bell. Both men have been Disqualified at 19:47. "He's saving Hogan again!?" "Not once, no.....but twice!" "He disqualified Zeus for beating up Hogan, and he disqualified the Powers of Pain cause they're beating up on Hogan tooooo". Dibiase locks the Million Dollar Dream on Hogan. Jake breaks it up at 2. "How come Roberts wasn't Disqualified!?" Dibiase locks it in again. Hogan breaks it and tags in Roberts. Jake slingshots Dibiase in the middle rope. Knees to the back of the neck. Hogan is still down and out. "The referee will find some way to help Hogan." Virgil comes out and takes a DDT. Dibiase with a fist drop to Roberts for the 3 at 23:50 with his feet on the ropes. Hogan, Roberts, & Virgil are all down. Only Dibiase is up. Al the comments in " and " are by Ventura, I hope you know. Dibiase locks on a sleeper hold. Hogan hulks up. Elbow! And another! And another. Shoulderblock, Double Clothesline! Atomic Drop by Hogan blocked and Dibiase nails a back suplex. Hogan hulks up again! 3 punches! Big Boot! Leg Drop! 1......2......3! It's over at 27:31. Hogan is the sole survivor after eliminating only 1 guy from the opposing team. Iffy match. I'll go *1/4.

 

Hogan celebration! woo-hoo! I am a Hogan mark and damn proud of it.

 

-Sean Mooney with Randy Savage, Zeus & Sherri. They hype No Holds Barred: The Match & The Movie.

 

-Mean Gene is with Hulk Hogan & Brutus Beefcake. Zeus & Savage attack and a host of wrestlers break it up. Bravo, Hitman, Hercules, Rooster, Garvin, Paul Roma & Horowitz are noticable.

 

THE SURVIVOR SERIES CONTINUES!

Warrior, Niedhart, and Rockers vs. Andre, Haku, and Brain Busters!

Piper, Snuka, Bushwhackers vs. Rude, Perfect, Rogeaus!!

 

-Sean Mooney is now with The Rude Brood. I guess that's where they got the name of Gangrel, Edge, and Christian's gimmick team name from.

 

-Mean Gene is with Roddie's Rowdys. A bunch of Cannibals minus Piper who is just plain nuts.

 

-"Rowdy" Roddy Piper, "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka, Bushwhackers Vs. "Ravishing" Rick Rude, Mr. Perfect, Rogeau Brothers.

-Monsoon with some Genius being Gay jokes. Rogeaus theme so rules. I hope this is fast and painless. Perfect attacks Luke. Scoop Slam. Butch in and bites his leg. Piper in and bites his arm. Snuka in and bites his arm. Luke in and bites his ass. Snuka in and is Jacques who shows off flippin' in the ring. Jacques with a kip up. Snuka does that "woo" thing. "I know you can't do either of those moves." "Well I..." "You gotta be kidding me! You expect me to believe that for a minute!?" Jacques screams like a girl. Snuka with a flying headbunt. Snuka shakes his ass. Slam. elbow drop. Another Scoop Slam. Superfly Splash gets 3 at 4:02. Rude in. Snuka punches. Snuka headbutt. Perfect in. Rude pulls on ropes and Perfect accidentally falls out. Double Noggin-Knocker! Piper in. Kneelift. He eats buckle and a right fist and Luke knee. Luke in. Snapmare amd fist drop. Butch in. Snuka in. Cresent Kick to the ribs. Luke in. Neck biting. Butch in. More punching. Piper in. Atomic Drop. Raymon in. Slugfest won by Piper. Sunset flip for 2 by Piper. Cresent kick to the chest by Ray for 2. Piper Piledriver-mocking Rude for 3. Ray is gone at 7:39. Perfect in. Eye poke by Piper. Perfect necksnap for 2 by Perfect. Neck twisting thing. More slugging. Perfect sling-shotted into post and Butch in. Fist to the head for 2. Boot the neck for another 2. Luke in. Neckpoke. Perfect with a boot. Piper in. Piper with some boxing moves. Huge ro8ndhouse tright with a 360 spin by Perfect. Butch in. Punches to the ribs. He bits his ass. Perfect rols him up at 10:46 to eliminate Butch. Piper roll up gets 2. Snuka in. Chops to the neck. Luke in. Perfect with a hard right and Rude tags in. Rude eats a fist off the top. Face Biting by Luke. Rude Awakening out of nowhere gets the pin on Luke at 12:15. Snuka & Perfect in. Snuka eats a kneelift. Rude & Perfect just beat the hell out of Snuka. Perfect with a choke. Rude in the corner choking Snuka as well. Dropkick by Poifect gets 2. Rude sleeper is broken, but rakes Snuka's eyes. Perfect in. Small package by Snuka for 2. Diving headbutt by Snuka. Both men collide heads. Rude & Piper enter. Slugfest with Piper killing Rude with a flurry of punches. Piper attacks both men. Action spills to the outside for a double count out at 18:36. Snuka eats turnbuckle by Perfect. Shoulderblock by Snuka and a series of hiptosses and a dropkick by Perfect. Snuka with a series of pins for 2. Perfect reverses a cross body for 2. Perfect Plex gets 3 at 21:26 with Perfect as the sole survivor. Snuka attacks Genius afterwards. **, I believe.

 

-Sean Mooney w/ The Rude Brood.

 

-Mean Gene is with The Ultimate Lunatics. Niedhart & Rockers sound equally as crazy as Warrior. Can 1 of them pass the bong and the whiskey please? Warrior is NUUUUTZ.

 

"Main Event"

Ultimate Warrior, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, and The Rockers Vs. Andre The Giant, Haku, Arn Anderson, and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.

Okay, this certainly shows who's gonna win. Fuckin Vince fucked up this by firing Blanchard. Andre is BARELY able to walk right about now as he is continously leaning on the top rope. Rockers dropkick Haku. Andre with a double knoggin knocker to the Rockers and he chokes out Anvil. Warrior with 3 clotheslines to Andre sends him out of the ring for the count out at 0:26. This match is over. There's no way Heenan's Team can win. Warrior slingshots Haku & AA in. Anderson gets beat on by the whole Warriors team. Anvil in. Elbow to the chest. Shoulderthrust by Anvil as Warrior goes nuts on the apron. The Rockers stomp on Andre for no reason. Anvil clobbers AA from the outside. Haku in control now with some forearms to the face. Eyerake and tag to Double A. Anvil eats buckle. Heenan chokes Anvil as AA distracts the ref. Haku nails Anvil with a crescent kick to the back of the head for the 3 at 3:30. Michaels in now. Eyerake by Haku. Sideheadlock reversed, shoulderblock by Haku. Headbunt misses. Jannetty & Shawn tag in and out with armbars. Warrior shoves Jannetty & Shawn off the top on Haku with a axhandle. Nut. Shawn in. Haku clotheslines Shawn and catches Marty, but a Shawn dropkick knocks him down for 2. Anderson in. Axhandle to the back. Haku tags and a double suplex is stopped and the Rockers nail a crescent kick on both men. Dropkick to Haku for 2. Warrior in. Chop city. Eyerake by Haku and chops of his own. Warrior backslide but misses an elbow. Anderson in. Armbar reversed by Warrior. Jannetty in. Yaaaaawn. Arn reverses an armbar but Marty re-reverses. Haku in. Headlock by Marty. Shoulder thrusts and chops in the corner by Haku. Heenan with a boot to Jannetty and tags in AA. Arn with a knee to the kidneys for 2. Heenan in. He drops a few boots and a knee on him for.......3!?!?! Holy Shit. Marty's gone at 8:48. Arn & Warrior in. Warrior with a bearhug. Bearhug to Haku now. Inverted Atomic Drop. Michaels in for 2. Dropkick gets 2. Haku tosses Shawn to the floor. Warrior THROWS Shawn in. Nut Case. Anderson gets caught and has his face thrown and rubbed into the canvas. Warrior in. double fist. shawn in. Slam by Warrior who launches Shawn onto Arn for 2. Haku in. He misses a body press. Shawn with a cross body press with a Warrior launch for 3 at 12:50. Heenan with some punches to Shawn and Arn in. Michaels is sent out and for a few moments Heenan thinks hes Rey Mysterio Jr. Sunset flip by Shawn gets 2. Arn yells at Heenan for not tagging and he replays "You weren't close enough", which was true. Heenan knee to the sternum and gets punched by Shawn and tags AA. Both men collide heads. Both men fight on their knees. Arn catches Shawn with a AWESOME Spinebuster for 3 at 15:37. DAMN that was tight. Anderson tries taking on Warrior but gets creamed with shoulderblocks. He's thrown through the ropes. Gorilla Press Slam and Big Splash ends Arn's night at 18:17. Heenan is in TROUBLEEEEE. Warrior sneaks up on Heenan and Jesse calls him a coward just about. Heenan's flair flop is messed up so he trys it again and 360's over and out. Warrior throws him back in the ring, nails a shoulderblock, Big Splash and its over at 20:27. Warrior is the sole survivor. Warrior celebrates and runs Heenan over in the aisleway to end the show. Not that bad. Ill go **1/4

 

-ACTUALLY, the tape ends with stilled shots of the action that took place.

 

Pretty Decent Show. Nothing Spectacular. Thumbs in the middle on it.