Guest MrRant Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 DARK HELMET: Who is that? COL. SANDERS: He's an Asshole, sir. DARK HELMET: I know that. What's his name? COL. SANDERS: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole. DARK HELMET: And his cousin? COL. SANDERS: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip Asshole. DARK HELMET: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? ALL CREW: Yo!! DARK HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes! DARK HELMET: Keep firing Assholes! Gotta love the classics
Guest Vern Gagne Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 "We'll take the niggers and the chinks...but we don't want the Irish."
Guest Maven's Eyebrows Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 "We can't risk losing good horses! Send over a couple of niggers."
Guest J*ingus Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 "Now, no matter what I say or do, no matter how horribly I scream, do NOT open this door!" ::Goes inside, shuts door. Monster roars.:: "Get me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people?! Open this goddam door!"
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