The One And Only Mel Brooks Movie Quotes Thread

[Guest MrRant]

DARK HELMET: Who is that?

 

COL. SANDERS: He's an Asshole, sir.

 

DARK HELMET: I know that. What's his name?

 

COL. SANDERS: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.

 

DARK HELMET: And his cousin?

 

COL. SANDERS: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip Asshole.

 

DARK HELMET: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?

 

ALL CREW: Yo!!

 

DARK HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes!

 

DARK HELMET: Keep firing Assholes!

 

 

Gotta love the classics

[Guest Vern Gagne]

"We'll take the niggers and the chinks...but we don't want the Irish."

[Guest Maven's Eyebrows]

"We can't risk losing good horses! Send over a couple of niggers."

[Guest J*ingus]

"Now, no matter what I say or do, no matter how horribly I scream, do NOT open this door!"

 

::Goes inside, shuts door. Monster roars.::

 

"Get me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people?! Open this goddam door!"