Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 I was just wondering because I felt myself becoming engorged at work yesterday while staring at a delicious looking pair of breasts. Havoc would have ensued had I gotten all the way up.
Guest Incandenza Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 I got wood reading your post. I don't know what that means....
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Everyone has, dude. Can we all just grow up?
Guest Guy Stokes Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Anytime Guy Stokes gets wood its appropriate.
Guest Kinetic Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 I used to become aroused every day on the bus to school. Something about all those nubile young high school girls and the constant bouncing...I really couldn't help myself. Needless to say, I kept my backpack on my lap at all times.
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted August 30, 2002 Report Posted August 30, 2002 Once when my friend Katelin was resting her head in my lap (same Katelin that is my first cunnilingus experience), and this was when we agreed to be just friends (was actually a week ago last Wednesday). Everybody's gotten it. Probably the most inopportune time was when I had to do a report in front of the class, and I was wearing particularly tight pants that day because all of my widelegs were in the laundry. Needless to say, I held the poster over my crotch.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 31, 2002 Report Posted August 31, 2002 Back when I was still working on my current quasi-girlfriend, she was sitting in my lap once, and, well, she found it odd that I'd want to move all of a sudden... Other times include every morning at breakfast before school. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted August 31, 2002 Report Posted August 31, 2002 One in church while wearing a pair of slacks that were a WEE BIT too tight. I took a chance and got the fuck out before I had to walk around for the offering, but I got caught by one of the youth workers who'd known me for years. Another time was back when I played football in HS. Before one game, I was laying on the floor in the dressing room taking a nap and had a fairly erotic dream. About 35 minutes later, coach comes in and wakes everyone up and tells us to get dressed and I was stiff liek nobody's business, too. Well, like an idiot, I went and got dressed out and got picked on by my teammates for weeks about it... Sigh... to be young and dumb.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted August 31, 2002 Report Posted August 31, 2002 Is it just me, or does morning wood only exist in the morning? When I sleep in late, I don't have the problem as opposed to when I had to get up for school or anything else before 10 AM or so. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest eiker_ir Posted August 31, 2002 Report Posted August 31, 2002 i sometimes get wood during a class or something, but since am sitted in my table it's no big i've never had any erection related problems that i can remember....
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Posted August 31, 2002 Report Posted August 31, 2002 Is it just me, or does morning wood only exist in the morning? When I sleep in late, I don't have the problem as opposed to when I had to get up for school or anything else before 10 AM or so. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Morning wood can happen at any time of the day. It's caused by urine buildup overnight. When you piss, it goes down.
Guest Some Guy Posted August 31, 2002 Report Posted August 31, 2002 Is it just me, or does morning wood only exist in the morning? When I sleep in late, I don't have the problem as opposed to when I had to get up for school or anything else before 10 AM or so. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Morning wood can happen at any time of the day. It's caused by urine buildup overnight. When you piss, it goes down. True, if you hold your piss long enough you get a hard on if your awake. Basically all the stories about getting wood in class that have been said have happened to me, it sucks but life goes on. But the worst now is when my girl sits on my lap and moves around enough to get me going and then moves again and sits on it, she gets tossed or moved very quickly when that happens, plus I make her kiss ti and make it better. (when she agrees, of course )
Guest Youth N Asia Posted August 31, 2002 Report Posted August 31, 2002 Standing for the Pledge of Alligance...4th grade even before I knew any better. Girl peeked and said "That's Gross"... Wonder why she was checking my 4th grade package anyway
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted August 31, 2002 Report Posted August 31, 2002 I had morning wood one time after taking a nap. I went to take apiss, but one of my roommates' had his girlfriend over and she saw it. I felt kind of awkward having her see me walking around with a boner.
Guest J*ingus Posted August 31, 2002 Report Posted August 31, 2002 I've never really had any problems, actually. It usually comes down to what kind of pants I'm wearing. If I'm wearing loose pants, it doesn't show, and goes away on its own in a couple of minutes. If I'm wearing jeans or something similar, the tough immobile fabric kind of strangles the woody, so to speak, and kills it before it goes anywhere. The only real problem would be with something like sweatpants, where it had room to grow yet no room to hide.
Guest Flyboy Posted August 31, 2002 Report Posted August 31, 2002 I get it at school and church... Or sometimes just before I open the door.
Guest Bosstones Fan Posted August 31, 2002 Report Posted August 31, 2002 It's happened to me at work quite a few times. There's this really, really hot lady, Tina, that works on our floor. She ALWAYS wears really tight skirts and shakes her ass whenever she walks by. Every time I see her, I pledge to myself that, if given the chance, I will disregard my vow to NEVER mess with a married woman and fuck her till she take anymore. The worst time that I can think of though had to be a couple of months ago. I went to the printer to pick up a report and lo and behold, Tina was standing nearby at the copy machine doing some collatting or some shit...I don't know (nor really care). I picked up my pages off the printer and then proceeded to stand there and pretend to thumb through them as if I was looking for one in particular, though I was secretly gawking at Tina and thinking of all of the nasty things I'd like to do to her. After a moment or so, I went back to my desk and could just feel it starting to rise. No sooner had I sat down when my boss called me on the phone and asked me to come into his office for my annual performance appraisal. So I walked into my boss' office with a semi-hard on. I don't know if he noticed or not, but it was pretty embarrassing. But at least I got a $2,000 a year raise....
Guest BookerTman Posted August 31, 2002 Report Posted August 31, 2002 Sure. I can't last two seconds by a hot chick without having to hide "it". Just gotta wear the right kind of pants.
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