Amusing note from Ross Report

[Guest prez]

What is with you people? Have you no idea what it means to be a hoss?

 

These men represent the hopes and dreams of the American people. They are the measuring stick by which all humankind should be judges. From their humble beginnings playing high school football, to thrilling all the world with their epic struggles of good vs. evil every week on Velocity, these men epitomize what is great about this nation that we live in.

 

They aren't doing it for the money.

 

They aren't doing it for themselves.

 

They're doing it for us.

 

Yes, that's right, us. The people. We know that we can never be Superman, that we can never save the world. These few brave individuals have stepped forward in order to let us live our dreams through them.

 

There was once a time when children, upon being asked, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" would answer, "I want to be a baseball player" or "I want to be an astronaut". But those days are no more, for now the bright-eyed, idealistic youth of America all say, "I want to be a HOSS!"

 

The hosses of the WWE. Love 'em....Hate 'em....They're the best thing going today.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Oh, God, nothing like Hoss humor. Look for me at Raw Monday night (I'm gonna miss that chat with Kotzenjunge! Damn!) with either ROSS DRINKS HOSS SAUCE or a rendition of the famous cover of Penthoss:

[Guest Olympic Slam]

Hugh Morrus: main eventer? Puh-lease, the guy would get over about as much as a fart in church.