Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Report post Posted August 31, 2002 I saw this on another board... On the MTV VMA's, Michael Jackson was presented with a Birthday Cake by Britney Spears. When he went up Britney handed him a centerpiece of the cake "A Statue" and said she THOUGHT he was the artist of the Millennium. Michael thought the cake ceneterpiece was a "Artist of the Millennium" award when he was handed to him. He made some long ass speech thanking all the people who helped make him what he was "When I was a little Boy, if you told me I would be winning the artist of the millennium award I would have said you were crazy" He even thanked magician David Blaine for some dumb reason "Your Magic is Real David!". What a dummy he thought a cheap centerpeice for his Birthday Cake was a Artist of the Millenium Award! That award doesnt even Exist! And if it did wouldnt they hand it out in 2000? hahahahaha I cracked up at this. What a screwup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OctoberBlood Report post Posted August 31, 2002 That is pretty stupid, and sad.. But I thought everyone knew MJ was a retard long ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Nah, the thing was that he showed up, and I don't think they knew what they wanted to do with him, so they threw some glitter on a G clef statuette and called it the "Artist of the Millenium" award. Because you don't have Michael Jackson show up and NOT do something with him. That'd be like having Benoit at Wrestlemania but never getting on camera. (Yes, I like Michael Jackson.) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ZGangsta Report post Posted August 31, 2002 From muchmusic.com "Michael Jackson took the opportunity at last night's MTV VMAs to take home a non-existent award from his birthday cake. While it was his birthday, and MTV was presenting him with a cake, Jackson was not given any award. However when Britney Spears introduced him as someone she believes to be the artist if the millennium, Jacko took her too literally. What MTV has called "a bit of a misunderstanding," turned out to be Michael Jackson taking a cake decoration to be an award, and then giving an acceptance speech that included thanking magician David Blaine and professing belief in his tricks. Jacko's said "When I was a little boy growing up in Indiana if someone told me I'd be getting the Artist of the Millennium award, I'd never have believed it." Looks like he'll still have to wait a little bit longer for that honour. " MTV had no intention of giving him an award, it was a miscommunication due to Jacko's wacked out ego. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Report post Posted August 31, 2002 See, he IS a total muff. This is a man who thinks that people can fly, given the right state of mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Is that how you treat "The King Of Pop"? Was his Birthday Cake real? Looked fake to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted August 31, 2002 I really feel sorry for the bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fort Detrick Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Michael Jackson is a FREAK! Plain and simple. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DARRYLXWF Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Hey, I loved 'Thriller'....but THAT monster CANNOT be the guy who did it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest What? Report post Posted August 31, 2002 I also thought it was hilarious when Jimmy Fallon came out holding an "Artist of the Millenium" award, saying "Here's my 'Artist of the Millenium' award...seems they're just passing 'em out backstage" Good ol' Fallon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted September 1, 2002 Yeah, during his speech I was like "what the fuck is this nutcase talking about?" Strange thing: Michael actually HAS won an Artist of the Millenium award. He got it at the World Music awards are some shit like that. It means nothing (like most awards), but I think Michael thought MTV was just jumping on the band wagon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted September 1, 2002 What's even stranger is that he had an acceptance speech prepared for an award that he wasn't getting...an award that doesn't even exist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DARRYLXWF Report post Posted September 1, 2002 ...And then there's his face Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 1, 2002 WARN ME WHEN YOU POST LARGE PICTURES OF HIM. I might like his music, but DAYMN! I ain't a fan of looking at him. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Respect The 'Taker Report post Posted September 1, 2002 But people...AXL F'N ROSE!!!! Okay im done not making sense Artist formerly known as...ITS HITLER TIME!!! You just never know where that crazy Adolf is gonna pop up next! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted September 1, 2002 I found it really funny. That picture of MJ is fucking disgusting. Anyone else notice that Axl sounded awful on Welcome to the Jungle, but good on the rest? I mean he always sounds like a cat with its nuts caught in a door, but still... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted September 1, 2002 Ugh. I used to think he looked okay, even after the first few rounds of surgery, but that picture was frightening. What the hell has he done to his nose? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted September 1, 2002 Yeah, I agree. His nose, lips and eyes are majorly fucked up. Sad. I mean he WAS the biggest star in the world. Oh, and did anyone else think Christina looked drugged out of her head? On the pre-show she was like : "My new aaaaaalbbbummm isssssssss hot" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted September 1, 2002 What I find most disturbing, oddly enough, is the five o'clock shadow. It forces me to accept that this is, technically, a human face. When I see him in music videos, with makeup, movement, music, and controlled angles and lighting, I see what seems like a harmless, androgynous, even attractive image. A still photo, with stubble? That makes me feel nauseous. Yeah, the lips are pretty weird. Apart from the lipstick, the lips themselves look like they're painted on, and not very well at that. I mean there's no curve at all. And wasn't his chin once half that width? Grotesque. Even God won't recognise him when he dies. "Are you trying to tell Me I made THIS?!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted September 1, 2002 I fear he will die pretty soon, I mean, that can't be healthy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted September 1, 2002 I feel sorry for his sons. Imagine the playground conversations. "Hey, Jackson, who was that dropping you off? Your mom?" "Uh, no. My dad." "Your dad? Waaaiiit... are you Michael Jackson's son?" "NO!" "I think you aaa-re! I think you... wait, what the fuck?! Is that a giraffe in that car?" "SHUT UP!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Oh man, I never thought about the kids, thats even sadder. I'm pretty sure he will have some mental issues too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SuperTonyJaymz Report post Posted September 3, 2002 i was wondering what the fuck was going on as he gave that speech. Speares looked like "Oh fuck, look what i started" and christinia has turned into some hip hoip drugged up slut. serously, she scares me now and since this is an MJ thread, i still gotta say his music owns, even if he is a freak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
