Guest Jobber of the Week Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 Oh boy. I just discovered the ultimate incest (well, the author decided to make the son adopted out of nowhere) fiction. That's right. Jerry Lawler and Grandmaster Sexy. Sexay reached up and kissed Jerry right on the lips, slipping in his tongue too. He grinned inside as Jerry accepted the Kiss and the Tongue Treatment. Sexay slid his hand down to Jerry's crotch, and was a bit surprised when Jerry stopped him. Jerry shook his head, "We can't do this..." Sexay looked visibly shaken, until Jerry started to laugh. "We can't do this here. People still around, let's head back to the hotel...and finish this little talk off there." Sexay's grin could not have gotten any wider... The sad thing? I think this is written by a non-mark (wouldn't say smark, but you know what I mean.) Get a load of this (no pun intended:) Jerry too, seemed a little angry. "That stunt you pulled out there. You are in trouble for it! The only conceivable way you could get into more trouble would be to smuggle drugs across the border or something!"
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 Oh, damn it all to hell, Flyboy. You hear me? DAMN IT ALL TO HELL !!! Eh. I'm not reading a damn bit of it. This stuff, oh, it can only be taken in small amounts. Like, say, this one... I wouldn't read any more than this one in a sitting. Oh hell. EDIT: Jobber of the Week... Oh damn it!!! Damn your soul!!!
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 Here. I won't give you the gruesome details before the finish of this one, as it was bad enough. Let me just give you the last paragraph: Brock rolled his shoulders and flexed his pec muscles down at the bitch below him before climbing off the table and sliding his trunks back on. Rock rolled over to look away from the man that just raped him, curling up to try and ease the pain. Brock grinned before slapping the Rock's ass hard enough to send him falling from the table to the floor below. "Thanks bitch." Brock spat at him before walking out, leaving him laying on the floor, naked and hurt.
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 I'm gonna go.. die now. That reminds of a couple my friend told me about. One involved Matt & Jeff (shocking~!), and Jeff ended up going crazy when he wasn't allowed to sleep with his brother anymore. The other was Kane/Jericho. They kept beating the hell out of each other, and then having sex. I have never felt so freakin' dirty in my life.
Guest Nevermortal Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 Here. I won't give you the gruesome details before the finish of this one, as it was bad enough. Let me just give you the last paragraph: Brock rolled his shoulders and flexed his pec muscles down at the bitch below him before climbing off the table and sliding his trunks back on. Rock rolled over to look away from the man that just raped him, curling up to try and ease the pain. Brock grinned before slapping the Rock's ass hard enough to send him falling from the table to the floor below. "Thanks bitch." Brock spat at him before walking out, leaving him laying on the floor, naked and hurt. That makes me want to crawl into the foetal position and cry for mother...
Guest RicFlairGlory Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 " "What should we do next?" asked Steph. "I dunno" Chris answered, "I dont wanna do anything that you don't wanna do, ok." " Boy, can you tell a 14 year old wrote this or WHAT?
Guest RicFlairGlory Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 " "I want your ass!", Chris replied. Then, Stephanie just smiled and got on all fours. It was so tight! Chris couldn't get it in. Then, like Obe Wan Kenobi talking to Luke Skywalker, Chris saw a vision of The Rock and Rock told him "Hey, Jabronie, use the jelly! God dammmit! Get your dick, shine it up, and stick it straight up her candy ass!!" " OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD NO!!!!
Guest Flyboy Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 " "I want your ass!", Chris replied. Then, Stephanie just smiled and got on all fours. It was so tight! Chris couldn't get it in. Then, like Obe Wan Kenobi talking to Luke Skywalker, Chris saw a vision of The Rock and Rock told him "Hey, Jabronie, use the jelly! God dammmit! Get your dick, shine it up, and stick it straight up her candy ass!!" " OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD NO!!!! ....
Guest Nevermortal Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 SOMEBODY GET ME THE STEEL WOOL
Guest El Psycho Diablo Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 Now I'm almost scared to ask..
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 "A Different Kind Of Networking" Why must these people be so wrong? Arrrgh, these will replace the whale in my nightmares. "That's it, baby," Rob crooned. "Shoot for me. Come on...that's right...like that!" Rob Van Dam: Natural porn star~!
Guest Flyboy Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 I once read one where RVD was awarded all of the divas of the Alliance since he won the Hardcore Title... oh boy.
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 At least he was heterosexual in that one.
Guest El Psycho Diablo Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 Yet more proof to my philosophy that 98 percent of humanity can be safely ignored.
Guest RicFlairGlory Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 Yet more proof to my philosophy that 98 percent of humanity can be safely ignored. Just as Torrie was almost done, she paid too much attention to the show instead of her spoon and cereal went down her shirt. The milk made it seem like she had...well you know on her. *ponders* You're right!
Guest RicFlairGlory Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 Torrie's dad wasn't as old as suggested. He was in his late 30's and early 40's. Okay, so she's what, 26? So he had her when he was... 14? ::shakes head:: He'd have to be for the insane mind-numbing story that would be to follow...
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 Well, if Christian got pregnant with Jeff Hardy's freakin' kid that became a thong-wearing lesbian... DAMN, you know?
Guest EricMM Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 " "I want your ass!", Chris replied. Then, Stephanie just smiled and got on all fours. It was so tight! Chris couldn't get it in. Then, like Obe Wan Kenobi talking to Luke Skywalker, Chris saw a vision of The Rock and Rock told him "Hey, Jabronie, use the jelly! God dammmit! Get your dick, shine it up, and stick it straight up her candy ass!!" " OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD NO!!!! That is possibly the best/worst thing I have ever read in my entire life
Guest Flyboy Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 I wonder if anyone in the WWE stumble over these... I would love to be a fly on the wall when they read one.
Guest El Psycho Diablo Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 "Bah Gawd..that _______ really IS a hoss!"
Guest evenflowDDT Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 Oh my God... I've never laughed so hard in relation to wrestling... and that's just these SUMMARIES! Wrestlecrap's got NOTHING on mark fan fic... !!!!! Raven/Benoit S&M-ish story!!!!!! Lodi whimpered softly, turning his head away. "Why are you doing this? You got your revenge already. You won the match. Isn't that enough?" Chris stared down at him pensively, turning to sit next to Lodi on the bed, really thinking about this question. "no. It's not enough." "For God's sake, what more do you want?" Benoit chewed the inside of his lip, his eyes becoming even darker as he stated in a velvet wisper that nonetheless filled the silence like a yell. "I want him. Here. In my bed." Lodi wished to God he could see Chris's face to tell if he was really serious. "Wh-what?" he was utterly dumbfounded. Chris leaned forward and plucked the blindfold from his eyes and gazed deep into them, letting his intenseness come to the surface. "I want Raven...and you're going to help me get what I want."
Guest Flyboy Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 Who said Benoit didn't have chrisma?
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 Who wants some fiction between Shamrock and Blackman? I knew you did! "Steve get over here and sit on my face." Ken said impatiently to Steve who was quickly walking over and positioning himself onto Ken's face. Soon Steve felt the strange feeling of Ken licking his asshole, Steve had never had this done to him before but it felt so good he couldn't do anything but moan with pleasure. Ken was having the time of his life he has always loved butts licking them sticking them he thought to himself sometimes that he should be Mr.Ass he loved tasting guys and would always keep an eye out for any body that would be interested. EDIT: And some BONUS (but slightly censored) Shane/Vince! 'Shane, don't do this. I might be horny, but this is illegal.' Vince sounded worried, but content at the same time. 'I don't care, and by the sound of your voice, neither do you.' Shane looked at his father. But only for a moment as his tongue started probing his father's (CENSORED). Vince was now helpless. He needed this. But still, he shouldn't let Shane do this. 'I know you only want to help me, but you don't have to do this to me.' Vince said looking straight at his son. 'But I want to. I want to so bad. I love you Vince, not as a father, but as a virile man.'
Guest El Psycho Diablo Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 Bad image, bad image, bad image, bad image..*sticks eyes into fire*
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 JotW... I hate you. You can always go buy every crappy Divas DVD to reaffirm your heterosexuality and keep yourself away from this (awful) thread.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 Who said Benoit didn't have chrisma? This is probably WAY too explicit... but here's pretty much the end of that Raven/Benoit story (yes I read the whole thing... ) Chris, unable to hold back any longer, gave a strangled yell and convulsed, shooting his seed over himself and Raven's hand. His throat constricted involuntarily on Lodi, causing Lodi to suck in his breath, then exhale in a shout as he exploded into his mouth. Raven, who'd been riding ever faster and harder, suddenly jerked and spasmed as he came deep inside Chris in a hot rush, groaning loudly. All three froze for a moment, unable to move a muscle, then they all collapsed in a heap, panting and moaning from the aftermath of the intense session. Raven was the first to recover somewhat, rising up on his elbow to look at Chris with a sardonic smile. "I believe I know why they call you 'The Crippler' now." There's also a SIX PART (!!!!) story on the site by the same author called "The Learning Tree" which, judging from the titles, features many ECW wrestlers.
Guest Flyboy Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 To lighten the mood... Terri/Trish~! "You get me in a headlock, correct?" Terri smiled wickedly and decided at that moment to play along in Trish's little sex game. "Yep, just like thisþ" Trish replied and demonstrated, trapping Terri in a headlock. Her cute, angelic face was pressed perfectly against Trish's free-swinging tits. Terri wasted little time in making the next move. Proving her nickname to be accurate, the horny little she devil slid her tongue all over the side of Trish's right breast and onto her hardened nipple. Her head tilted slightly and using her large mouth, captured the entire tit and continued to lick Trish`s erect nipple. She used her crafty lips to suckle on the tit flesh that sat unscathed between her teeth, adding to the sexual stimulation. Her hands kept busy, running around Trish's hips and coming together on her flat stomach, just above the seam of her bikini bottoms. An index finger slowly trickled down the diva's stomach and peeked inside the waistband of her panties. She used that lone finger as support to hold her underwear open and slide down with her other hand.
Guest Flyboy Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 JotW... I hate you. You can always go buy every crappy Divas DVD to reaffirm your heterosexuality and keep yourself away from this (awful) thread. Or read WWE lesbian fan fictions. I'm safe with my heterosexuality. You just caught me off guard... yeah, that's it.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted September 1, 2002 Report Posted September 1, 2002 Who wants some fiction between Shamrock and Blackman? I knew you did! Ken was having the time of his life he has always loved butts licking them sticking them he thought to himself sometimes that he should be Mr.Ass. LoLZ~!@ Terri/Trish? Ewwwwww.... I don't want to read about two GIRLS having sex, that's gross!
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