Favorite Lawler Quotes

[Guest OlympicHeroY2J]

"Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, "You have the right to remain silent." "

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Lawler was in a swimming pool at the SummerSlam Bikini Beach Blast-Off

 

Jerry Lawler: If this pool were filled with beer, you know Jake "The Snake" Roberts would be in it.

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Vince McMahon: This comming weekend be we will be celebrating the 219th birthday of...

 

Jerry: Helen Hart?

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Jerry: I heard that Stu & Helen Hart use to be nudists, until they got kicked out of the Garden of Eden.

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Jerry: Helen's so old that she has an autographed copy of the Bible !

 

 

Yes, this is a far cry from....

 

King - Hey Molly.....cherry pie !

JR - By gawd King. Victoria just got hurt in the ring.

King - Molly, you ever see a cherry bomb ?

JR - King, the officials are running down to help Victoria up !

King - Hey Molly. George Washington once chopped down the cherry tree here !

JR - Gawd all mighty ! Victoria just kicked Trish in the face !

King - Wow JR. Amazing. Molly, you um.....ever have an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top ?!

 

Now let's see how many funny/pathetic/strange quotes we can remember from Lawler.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

JR: I'm a happily married man!

 

Lawler: Yeah, but your wife isn't.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MaxPower27]

The best Lawler quote is when he stops talking, and is just silent. Those are the best. He's almost as bad as Mark Madden now.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I liked Madden.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

I hated Madden...and I like him better than Lawler.

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

"Helen Hart wearing some beautiful antique jewelry. She got it when it was new."

[Guest undisputedjericho]

Monday Night Raw "Buh Buh Ray thinks that E=mc Hammer!"

 

Owen vs. Shamrock "He hit the dumbbell with a dumbbell!"

 

Y'know, when you're on the spot you forget em all, but at random times you can remember ten of em...

[Guest DerangedHermit]

The only good line from the puppies era:

 

"You know why puppies have wet noses? 'CAUSE I LICK 'EM!!!!!"

[Guest jester]

"My name's Jerry Lawler and I'm a big anus and I'm quitting so that a real commentator can take my job."

 

I might have imagined that one.

[Guest SmarkySmark]

"My name's Jerry Lawler and I'm a big anus and I'm quitting so that a real commentator can take my job."

 

He must have said that before he quit and Heyman took over commentating

[Guest papacita]

Lawler was gold whenever he made fun of McMahon.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

It was even better when he could get Vince to mock himself.

 

Lawler mentions VKM's toupee... VKM: "Yeah, you should see when one of them gets stuck in the toilet."

 

Something like that.

[Guest papacita]

Lawler: Vince, if you were a little smarter, you'd see how dumb you really are.

 

Vince: Thank you.

 

I miss those days.

 

I remember back in the day, Lawler kept making fun of Vince for dancing during Flash Funk's entrance, and then this one night, they actually put the camera on him. That one had me on the floor laughing.