The One And ONLY Velocidential Thread

[Guest The Superstar]

Cole just called Billy and Chuck the tag champs!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

When there's a hoss match, JR probably announces backstage "Let's bring out the MEN!" like Smithers did.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

so.. if Holly pins Chuck, should I recongize that as a Velocity title change?

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

so.. if Holly pins Chuck, should I recongize that as a Velocity title change?

Yes. It's under the "Shane McMahon becomes Euro champ" rules, right?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I figure Chuck won't have too many singles matches. He won the Velocity title from Holly last week (I think)

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

I just can't bring myself to pay attention to WWE programming.

 

Why?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Michael Cole: "At least I kiss women Lloyd"

 

Hey Cole, you're throwing stones in a glass house

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

BAD: Cole bashing Lloyd's interviewing skills

 

GOOD: Cole praising Funaki

[Guest buffybeast]

I would now like to take the time to reiterate the fact that ALBERT NEEDS CLOTHES!

Albert is sexy. He looks great in those little shorts. You're just jealous.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

At what point exactly did Cole turn heel on us? Or, rather, at what point did he gain personality? I only noticed it a month or two again when he ruined Molly's promo on Velocity.

 

So... Anyone actually going to watch Confidential?

[Guest Nevermortal]

That's a fucking piledriver, and by default that should've ended the goddamn contest, yet Funaki kicks out. Que?

[Guest HartFan86]

Holy FUCK what was that move in the corner?

 

What a stiff match.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I figure that Cole should turn heel. Just to see if it'd work

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

I would now like to take the time to reiterate the fact that ALBERT NEEDS CLOTHES!

Albert is sexy. He looks great in those little shorts. You're just jealous.

That signature is great. Should I make a subliminal message out of it?

 

(See both of my banners in Graphics/Testing)

[Guest godthedog]

cole quote of the night:

 

(referring to nidia) "imagine how many TONGUES she's had her MOUTH in."

[Guest HartFan86]

Oh come on, this is stupid. Gay Repeat. They could of done SOMETHING eariler this week instead of a gay repeat. Oh well.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

I bet JR fed him that line! Yeah!...

 

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Funaki rules houses.

 

Styles Clash in the corner. Swank-ass Exploder 98 and 'Tiger bomb' by Knoble.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Well... I'm watching Comedy Central. Tracy Morgan's comedy special is on. He's rambling about Utah and things.

 

It's funny because it's true!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion, you're giving me seizures with your banner, dude.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

 

...Sorry. Should I change it into a still banner, or just one with less motion?

 

Maybe just a big picture of Eric's teeth. Would that be okay?

 

EDIT: Maybe I should just remove the Neil Diamond lyrics?

 

NEVER !!!

[Guest candie45]

I would now like to take the time to reiterate the fact that ALBERT NEEDS CLOTHES!

Albert is sexy. He looks great in those little shorts. You're just jealous.

Yeah, I'm jealous of a fat hairy man? Okay..

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Maybe you should adopt my awesome banner.

[Guest HartFan86]

I didn't even bother watching Confidential....but I catched the end of it. The Fozzy look next week looks kinda cool.

 

As I always say *Cyrus Voice*....SLAMMMMMMMMBALLLLLLLLLLL.

 

Okay, I'm gunna go watc the Foley DVD now, see ya, lol.

[Guest Incandenza]

Maybe you should adopt my awesome banner.

::marks out for the presence of Guy Stokes in banner::

[Guest The Czech Republic]

You know, it's odd that the Velocidential thread that I didn't start is the worst installment and the smallest thread thusfar. I think we're past 13 weeks, it's safe to cancel Confidential IMO.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Cancel Confidential? Nah. I mean, I wouldn't just because of a really awful re-run. When there's have a strong subject, the show is great (Bischoff, WCW, HBK).

 

Even when the show is without a strong lead story, there's always at least two segments that are good.

 

Why the hell did they rerun the worst episode yet, anyway?

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Well there were a FEW good things but it's mostly fluff (Al Snow's house) revisionist history (Bret Hart killed WCW) or just utter dumbshittery (Randy Orton is hotter than Clooney and better than Thesz) They should just ask for a third hour and do Saturday Night Classics, that could work given the years of footage in the archives.(WCW '88-'01, WWF '63- )

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Well, yeah, they SHOULD, but... They never will.

 

Maybe it's ego that's stopping more WCW footage from seeing the light of day again. Maybe it's a resentment for the old ideas that's preventing the old WWF footage from being aired as well.

 

Or maybe it takes too much effort to superimpose the new logo over the old. Whatever.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

Blast. I missed Velocity, so I couldn't catch the two CW matches... Maybe Flyboy or someone else captured them and can get them to me in some way? *Hint*

 

And I'm all for a classics show. But barring that, if they ever run out of real stories for Confidental and resort to filler like they have recently, they should just air classic matches until they actually get a good story prepared.... And Gene could still have something to do by giving backstory and introducing the matches.