SmartMarks Roundtable O'Chat

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hey, I just wanted to get the heat off of who it really was, since I knew who it was for his entire tenure. I figured it could keep going if I managed to make people think I was him, but never confess to it.

 

I am going to miss Metal Ed, as I think we all will. I'll miss him mostly because I gave Kinetic the little parts of Ed that made him a total 80s reject, ie. Trans Am and posting certain bands in the What are you Listening to Thread.

 

How would we do a State reunion tour? I still remember who was who, but some of those people don't even post here(General Chat) anymore.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

We could pull a WWE and forget anybody ever died, for one.

[Guest J*ingus]

We could just say that all of the important government people had their own clone duplicates on ice down in Cuba in case anything like that ever happened.

 

And pretty much all the Staters are still here, who left?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Ehh, they aren't really gone, they just don't post much here. And some of the people who were in the group didn't post at all. They wouldn't be included in any reunion tour-type thing. BarelyThere, SodomusChrist, and Intimacy Goblin barely post here anymore either.

 

I could get the First Lady back for this if needed. The Viceroy of Education also. The Nessun Dorma will need a new Commandant, because Intimacy Goblin and I are not on speaking terms as per his wishes.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

<grumbles semi-coherently about not being able to sleep, smokes a bit more, eyes Kotz maliciously for some unfathomable reason and wanders back to bed, flicking the cigarette over her shoulder>

 

Yes, this was a total non-sequitur. We now return you to our regular programming.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Erm, okaaaaay... I have no idea what I did.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest J*ingus]

"some unfathomable reason". Don't ask, just smile, nod, and be ready to run.

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

Damnit. People fucking suck...damn damn damn damn.

[Guest Marshall]

 

Where did these come from?

[Guest J*ingus]

DJ Jeff asked for a bunch of 'em to be added, so areacode212 stuck 'em in.

[Guest Incandenza]

Celebrity of the State incadenza survived the demise of our party, due to my location in Hollywood (and unknown-to-the-public affiliation with the State). However, Incandenza has been mired in a bizarre sex scandal that's been in all the tabloids recently (No Holds Barred picked it up earlier today), so any potential reunion tour will have to wait until the heat dies down.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I just noticed that the AIM button on people's posts has the faces FROWNING. Why the hell is this?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

yahoo messenger's logo has happy faces..

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I don't even see that on anyone's posts. I've got the purple-themed board skin with the quick reply, so it might not show up on here.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Im talking about the actual yahoo messenger logo you see down in the task bar.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh. I don't even have that. I have no real use for it.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Incandenza]

I just saw my Snap, Crackle, Pop finisher get props down in the SWF board. Cereal Man has all the potential to be huge in the world of e-wrestling, baby, I can sense it.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Psht, nowhere near as cool as the Silver Spoon that I use. The Silver Spoon OWNS Snap, Crackle, AND Pop.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest N3CRON]

LOL! N3CR0N has returned! Minus the 0, so how have you fucks been since my recent banning?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Er. You mean how have we been since you were banned again, right?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest N3CRON]

Why was tha N3C banned anyway, dude? People here said they liked my shit. And I provided great entertainment to tha board.

[Guest Marshall]

"tha"

 

Okay then.

[Guest N3CRON]

LOL, you're funny, man.

[Guest Marshall]

Duh! I know that.

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

Damn, I think I drove my ex nuts, she went psycho.

[Guest N3CRON]

LOL. What did you do, man?

[Guest Kinetic]

For the benefit of all the Metal Ed purists who are reluctant to accept his continued existence after I reported his death last night, here's an explanation:

 

Metal Ed was working in the junkyard yesterday--the graveyard shift as usual--when an industrial-sized toaster fell on his head. The weight of the toaster is estimated at being in the 150 pound area and by all accounts, Ed's skull should have been crushed. He was rushed to the hospital, where doctors pronounced him dead. That's when I was forced to post the sad news of his demise. His condition was later upgraded to "alive," however, and he was released from the hospital early this morning. The junkyard has given him the next two days off.

 

Metal Ed: "Reports of my death have been...uh...wrong or something."

 

And that's that. So, yeah, I'm going to coast on the success of this character as long as conceivably possible. Thank you for your time.

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

me+phone+chick I really,really like= you get the idea right(I'm kidding)? Long story short..being serious. I think she flipped out due to some creepy fact I changed..ot something.

[Guest Marshall]

Who likes my new title??? I do!

[Guest Cancer Marney]

I'm trembling uncontrollably for some reason and it's driving me nuts.