Guest nWoScorpion Report post Posted September 1, 2002 WCW Uncensored 1995 -I'm going to try NOT to rib this show to death, but I don't think I can hold out. How is there multiple sunrises...IN THE SAME MATCH!?!? -The Main Event: (Before the PPV) Commentary: Eric Bischoff & Bobby "the Brain Heenan. -MIKE TYSON GETS OUT IN 6 DAYS!!! -Hulk Hogan unveils his "Ultimate Warrior" who isn't the Ultimate Warrior. (Kayfabe broke!) Instead it's the Renegade! Excited? I'm not. -Tony Schiavone with Col. Robert Parker & Arn Anderson. -Dustin Rhodes & The Blacktop Smash are loaded into the truck. -Stars & Stripes (Patriot & Marcus A. Bagwell) Vs. Bunkhouse Buck & Dick Slater This is Mike Tenay's PPV Debut, I think. Heenan wants Rhodes to fall out of the truck. Patriot starts with Slater. Lockup. Atomic Drop by Patriot. Del Wilks so ruled. Slater headlock and armbar reversed by Patriot. Vader comes out and he has Jimmy Hart's coat. Heenan thinks he's still in it. Vader rants about not being the world champion. How did Hogan kill his heat? Vader kicked out of the legdrop at 1 at superbrawl V, lost by DQ, and here well, you'll know later. Dropkicks by both S&S. This match is hopeless. I can't stand watching hillbillies wrestle. End is Marcus Bagwell getting the pin on Slater with a Fisherman suplex at 9:33. Who no-showed here? They had to give these 4 men 10 minutes, especially when the untalented heels control 9/10 of it? DUD #1. -Tony S. with the Nasty Boys and their garbage can of goodies. -All of a sudden he's in the same locker room with Randy Savage. Why does he always wear Red & Yellow? KISSASS! -Stupid commercial of some Hardcore stuff. -WCW UNCENSORED 1995 Tupelo, Missisippi. -Hosts: Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan, and Mike Tenay probably. -Opening Match: King of The Road Match: "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes Vs. Blacktop Bully: Rhodes immediately goes for the Horn. Yes, the object is to be the first to blow a horn. 55 mph my ass. More like 20. Bully with a low blow. Dustin eats steel, but not really. Dustin gets sent into the cage. Heenan says it must smell like Dusty Rhodes' Living Room. Gettin Dark. Dustin with a shot to the gut with a piece of wood. It's gettin even darker. Shitty Piledriver by Dustin. Bully gets sent into the steel. Hay to Repo Man. Wow, it's light out. Bully with some rope choking out DR. Really Dark now. Rhodes throws water on Bully. It's light again. REALLY Dark. Yes, the highlights of this match is the sun. Not Dustin, the son. Very light now. Back suplex by Rhodes. Heenan would crank it to 130 mph. SUNRISE! SUNSET! SUNRISE! SUNSET! SUNRISE! SUNSET. Heenan makes jokes about Dustin stumbelling, saying thats how Dusty walks normally. Dark again. Light again. Dark Again. Mississippi Condos...a trailor park. That's where Elvis lived with his thousands of brother-in-laws. SUNRISE! SUNSET! Hey Dustin's got his shirt back on. A troff! Thats where the Rhodes eat dinner out of. Church bus stops the truck. SUNRISE! Cable went out an a LONG edit job cause it's dark again. Smash cries after getting posted, or steeled. Another blatant cable edit. This is off PPV TOO! Did they blade yet? Dark again. Light again. Bully Blows the horn to put out of our misery at 13:12. -**** TERRIBLE!!!! SHITTY! I'D RATHER BE RAPED BY A 600 POUND WOMAN GODZILLA. OK, Maybe not. -Recaps of how the Duggan & Meng feud started. Meng has been wrestling for 11 years, you dont expect me to buy he's new. -Martial Arts Match: Special Referee: K. Sonny Onoo "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan Vs. Haku (w/ Robert Parker) I guess he's still mad that Duggan stole his crown. NOTHING can be worse than the last match. Crowd is dead. Duggan is decked in street fighting clothes. Duggan for president, figures, it's Mississippi. U-S-A. Duggan won't bow. He tells him to get off his back. Duggan won't bow still. U-S-A. Mississippi ain't part of U.S.A. More get off my backs. Duggan mocks the ref and yells get off my back. Duggan is King....of STALLING! He won't bow to Meng now. 2+ minutes of stall. Kick by Meng when he bows. No bell? Kickout at Aei. Duggan with some punches no sold. Chop to the throat and some side kicks by Meku. Duggan uses his boot but its no sold. BORING!!! Nerve hold by Hang. Elbows. 3rd misses. Duggan with some rights. Boot tio the face and some forearms. 10 punches of Doom actually goes to 10. Duggan with some more rights. 3 point stance clothesline....no sold. Parker gets leveled. Meng with a crescent kick for a Japanese 3 at 90+. No actually start bell. -***. Well..........it was beter then the last match. LOL. -Stunning Steve Austin is on the superstar line. -Recap of Johnny B. Good Vs. Arn Anderson when AA won the TV title. Arn won the rematch with some cheating. Return match #2, Arn used the time limit to retain. On Main Event last month, Arn wins with the help of Blacktop. Badd knocked out Arn a few weeks later with some boxing gloves in his match with Alex Wright. -Mike Tenay with Johnny. Video of Arn Anderson. -Non-Title: Boxer Vs. Wrester Match: Johnny B. Badd Vs. "The Enforcer" Double A, Arn Anderson (Television Champion) Round 1: God, can't we get ONE DECENT MATCH!? Badd gets a good shot in and another jab. Arn gets caught with a series of jobs and Arn falls outside. We know it's a work now. Body shots by JBB. Arn down for 5. Johnny has controlled the whole rund. Arn with a knee and a punch, but Badd goes back to work. Arn hasn't gotten any offense just about, minus the 2 shots. Round 1 ends. Round 2: They dare compare this to Antonio Inoki Vs. Muhammed Ali. Tennessee Lee, I forgot, is Rob Parker. Arn going for a takedown and gets a few shots in. Badd with a series of punches knocks him down for a 8 count. Arn is leaving his whole body open. Elbow by Arn misses and gets knocked with a roundhouse for 8. At least Badd isnt THROWING HAYMAKERS all round like T/Piper. Stiff shot to the body. no 3 rule knockdown cause hes down again. Knee to the gut but Bad qucikly goes back to the body punches. End of round. Arn attacks with a DDT to Badd after the bell. Arn is out too. Round 3: Arn attacks before the bell, NO DQs remember. Badd goes to the outside. Body Slam by Arn and a knee drop. Arn chokes him in the ropes. Arn takes Badd to school. Series of kneedrops and shoulderthrusts. Badd irish whipped into the stool and walks into a spinebuster. Badd's corner man attacks Arn. IT'S UNCENSORED! Chinbreaker by Arn. Badd is tossed out as the bell sounds. Round 4: Badd's glove is cut off. Shot to the gut. Bulldog to the corner. The corner man puts the bucket on Arn's head and Badd CLOCKS HIM with a right punch. Arn is dazed as hell and Badd NAILS him with the taped fist. 10 count KO at 9:26, 4th Round KO. Well, it was entertaining. **, I'll go, making it match of the night so far. -Video package of Randy Savage. No disqualification: -"Macho Man" Randy Savage vs. Avalanche: No DQs tonight. That becomes important later. OOOOH YEAH!! Avalanche has NO muscle tone except for his fatness and he thinks he's Hogan. Why would the ground SHAKE for an Avalanche? Heenan, you're thinking of Earthquake. Savage attacks. Jabs galore. Headlock. Shoulderblock does nothing. Another doesn't. Slap to the face by Savage. Avalanche shoulderblock. Savage ducks a charge and av. goes over. Savage with a flying body press to the floor from the top rope. Avalanche eats post. Now he eats Steel. He's not the Shark, Savage. Bodyslam goes nowhere and Avalanche falls on top for 2. FAT elbow. Legdrop gets 2. Belly to Belly by Quake. DROPKICK by Avalanche. Jimmy is MIT. Missing in Tupelo. Body Slam. Elbow misses. Savage thrown to the floor. Savage is the one getting posted now. Savage fights back and ropes Avalanche. Axhandle off the top rope for 1(!) Clothesline and another and a sunset flip reversed and is squashed. "I can hear the end go out of Savage's body...both ends." I wonder when my Supertape series' is coming. Slam by Avalanche. The Tremors for some reason but Savage moves. Savage fights back. Eye rake. Avalanche catches him and splashes him in the corner. Powerslam by The Fatman. Splash off the 2nd rope misses. Double axhandle to the floor. a Woman jumps the rail and attacks Savage. She is TOUGH. Gotta be a man. Chop! Chop! You better know who. Strut! He reveals himself as RIC FLAIR. Oh My God. Vertical Splash by Avalanche. Hogan & Sting make the save. Flair in a dress...(passes out from laughing.) Ok im back. Savage win by DISQUALIFICATION at 11:53 in a NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH. (blank stare) DUD. Shitty match, especially with Quake doing most of the match. -Mike Tenay is with Sista' Sherri & Harlem Heat. Booker T sucka! Whoda thunk he would be a 5x Champ? -Recap of Sting vs. Big Bubba Rogers. Gaurdian Angel turns heel as Big Bubba. -Mike Tenay with Sting. "WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" -"No Disqualification" Match: Sting Vs. Big Bubba Rogers Sting's theme here sucks. Dropkick by Sting sends Bubba to the floor after a fist fight. Sting legdrops his hat and throws it to the crowd. Back Body Drop and an eye rake. Sting's WHOO sounds like a woman scream. Slam to BBR. Elbow drop follows up. Sting never gets the respect he shoulda gotten. He shoulda had a decent world title reign, instead of 5-6 cheesy ones, especially when 1 is 1:30 long. Sting gets posted, but reversed and Bossman smacks the post. Hold Up Hold up Hold UP!! Ok, im back. Boot to the face by Sting. Huge Big Splash. Slap to the face. Sting blew his knee on a leapfrog, I think, not sure if legit. Never mind, it's alright. Bubba with an elbow to the leg. Modified Grapevine. If you didn't know, back in 1990, Sting blew his knee out and was injured for about 5 months before coming back to win the world title form "The Nature Boy". Bubba works on the leg some more. Slugfest and elbow by Sting. Kicks to the knee takes down Sting. Legringer. Hard uppercut to the face and a 2nd rope splash. He slides under the bottom rope and nails a hard right. Headbunt and chops. Piledriver reversed. Sting is a good injury seller. Bubba back to that leg hold. Hard right to the jaw. If anyone has the PPV where Sting won his first WCW/NWA World title for sale, tell me. Slam. Sting clotheslines off the top rope and a scoop slam. Sleeper Hold! Jawbreaker to break. Backsuplex by Sting and a snapmare. Splash off the top rope for 2. Bossman misses a charge and a scoop slam goes south and Big Bubba gets the 3 count at 13:40 out of nowhere. Decent match. **1/2 sounds alright. Match of the day. -Schill for Slamboree 1995. The Legends Reunion. -Recap of the Nasty Boys/Harlem Heat fued. -Video of Harlem Heat. -Tornado Tag Team Match: (Non-Title) Nasty Boys Vs. Harlem Heat (w/ Sista' Sherri) The Harlem Heat theme still so rules. This crowd is deader then my grandparents. Sherri comes out with both belts....without Booker & Stevie. 2/6 matches were not DUDS. God this PPV stinks. Nasty Boys can't wake em up. They attack the Nasties from the crowd. Heenan reminds us it's uncensored again. Sags goes over the top. Double chokes to Knobbs. Sloppy brawling. Heat just kick the crap out of Nasty Boys. Booker T with a Harlem Axe Kick to Knobbs. Booker sends Sags into the ringpost. Spike Piledriver done sloppy. Boot by Stevie Ray to Sags. This PPV is giving me a headache. Booker gets sent into the barricade and Knobbs with a clothesline on SR. Slam on the floor by Sags. Double punch to SR. Sherri taken in. Pitstop!!!Eyepoke by Sags on Stevie and he dumps the garbage can on him. Booker over the top. They heads towards the concession stand. Sags whips him into the soda. Sags into the lemonade. Sags hits Stevie with funnel cakes. Sherri chokes Sags and he eats Cotton Candy. Wire choke. Knobbs hits him with a tray and slides on his ass. Sags hits Booker with lemonade. Popcorn falls over and funnel cakes t Booker and Sherri. Mustard to Stevie. Heenan: Excuse me do you have any grape pupoun?" Wait til the get to the mayo and Ketchup and onions and relish. This is how the Nasties eat dinner. Knobbs sent into the funnel cakes. Stevie falls on his ass. Booker with a 2 on Knobbs. Sherri gets tossed. Basket shot by Sags to Stevie. Booker throws Knobbs into a garbage can. The funnel cake stand collapses. This is someone's house in Tupelo. Elbow by Knobbs on Booker. Sags pins Stevie Ray off camera at 8:45. Garbage can to Booker. Stupid Match, Stupid Ending, maybe fun for a 5 year old, but not in my books. Anyway. Knobbs with a powerslam on Booker on the wood gets the 3 count which was a 2, cause Booker kicked out. Anyway, pittiful, -*. Damn, how can this get anyworse. Oh Wait......nevermind. -Vader interview. Atleast he ditched the dumb elephant head a few years back. Remember that? LOL, that shit scared me.....when i was like 5 or 6. Flair still has eye shadow on. -Recap of Vader/Hogan/Flair. Hogan attacked Vader with a strap on Saturday Night three weeks prior. 2 weeks before, he was beating down Patriot when Hogan attacked again. -WCW-World Championship: Indian Strap Match: Hulk Hogan © (w/ Renegade & no Jimmy Hart) Vs. Vader (w/ Ric Flair & no more Harley Race) Vader weighs in at 456 1/2 pounds from Boulder, Colorado. I do this cause it's Michael Buffer. Hulk Hogan weighs in at 271 3/4 pounds from Venice Beach, CA. American Made is SUCH a Real American rip off, except it sucks hard dick with some stink on it. Renegade comes out and is just a Warrior impersonater. Hogan goes to work with the strap. Hogan rips off his mask. Hogan with choking of the strap. Flair trys to get in the ring, but is scared off. Hogan with some strap punches and a SERIES of strap slaps. Flair gets a few. Renegade no-sells Flair to death. Hogan knocks down Vader and Renegade tosses him back in. Tony rubs in that it's uncensored, which Heenan has done through each match, and it pisses him off. Vader with a slam. Vaderbomb (which was a splash) and some choking. Jimmy Hart is back!!!!!!! And he is tattered like a Hobo, or like the people in Tupelo. Jimmy takes a chair away from Vader and hogan levels him with it 3 times. Arunning one knocks him down. Strap shot! Tony rubs in more that it's UNCENSORED! Hogan forces Vader to run into the post, and again and again. Chairshot knocks down Vader. Hogan whips him some more. Hogan gets sent into the rail, turning the tide. Vader with some mega stiff punches. Chokeslam! Heenan says the world will be talking about Uncensored....on how shitty it was. Big Splash. Suplex. Hogan with more whippin big boot & leg drop. 3 buckles touched by Hogan before Vader breaks it. The Black Scorpion!!!!! Flair with a wooden chair (not as BS) to Hogan. Flair also attacked The Renegade with it. I didn't know Ole Anderson was booking again. Sloppy Moonsault misses Hogan. Hogan hulks up a Flair charishot. He whips him like hell. Big Boot!!!He's tying the strap to flair. 1 buckle, 2 buckles, 3 buckles! 4! ITS OVER!!!?!!!!??!!!18:21 is the time and Vader pounds on Hogan. Double clothesline by Hogan. Renegade in. Black Scorpion is back! Arn Anderson comes out tied up in a black suit. He (other Scorpion) attacks VADER & Flair!!! It's Savage! Dumb finish to a dumb finish of a match. But, its UNCENSORED!!! I call it a 1/4*. Yep, that bad, they even had to bring back the Black Scorpion (after he vanished after the run from June 1994-October 1994). -TERRIBLE PAY PER VIEW! Nothing great, or even close to great, and only 2 decent matches. STRONG RECOMMENDATION to shoot the owner of a video store if he has this! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted September 1, 2002 Good review. I think you should have noted that Dustin got fired because of the blading here, thus leading directly to the Goldust character. Also, didn't Sherri pop out at one point? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nWoScorpion Report post Posted September 1, 2002 Not on camera. The bladings were edited too i think since they did a lot of wide shots more at the end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
