THE GREATEST SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT EVER

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I am cleaning out some of the older champions so I can update this..

 

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The Scott Keith comments for my RAW of Doom!

 

Regal \ Nowinski vs Bubba \ Spike : Flying shoulder tackle by Spike sends Nowinski to the mat. Chris Nowinski comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Flying shoulder tackle by Nowinski sends Spike to the mat. Tag between Chris Nowinski and William Regal. Stun Gun from William Regal! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? Gut buster, Spike hits hard. Spike counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Bodyslam by Spike. Tag to Bubba Ray Dudley. Bubba Ray Dudley hits some punches. Back elbow connects, Regal staggers backward. William Regal pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Regal drives a thrust kick into the chest of Bubba. Tag to Chris Nowinski. Spear! Bubba is down and hurt. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Flying shoulder tackle by Nowinski sends Bubba to the mat. Bubba Ray Dudley can barely stand. Belly To Belly Suplex!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Nowinski \ Regal rush forward to attack! Bubba \ Spike get caught by surprise and brutally beaten down to the canvas. Almost a *** rating, but there were some bits that dragged, so **3\4 instead.

 

Stephanie McMahon has come out to the ring. She starts verbally abusing the crowd...until Stacy Keibler comes out from the back! She walks down and climbs into the ring...and we have a catfight! Stacy gets the advantage with a stiff forearm...and then rips off the top that Steph was wearing! As Stephanie McMahon runs away down the aisle in just her bra, Stacy Keibler stays in the ring, holding the top aloft as a prize.

 

Kevin Nash is backstage, when Jazz comes walking past. X-Pac also walks in. He sees Jazz talking to Kevin Nash, and walks over and pulls her away! Jazz doesn't look happy as she gets pulled away. Could X-Pac be jealous?

 

Paul Heyman is backstage with Brock Lesnar. Paul Heyman was out there to hype a match for Lesnar against The Undertaker

 

Bradshaw vs Tommy Dreamer (For The WWE Hardcore Title) : Dreamer hits a right hand. Fallaway slam by Tommy Dreamer. Cover for a two count. Bradshaw counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Bradshaw strikes Tommy Dreamer. Tommy Dreamer takes a right hand to the temple from Bradshaw. Bradshaw hits Dreamer with a plastic dinosaur. Dreamer powers out of a headlock. Spear by Tommy Dreamer. Tommy Dreamer moves in for the kill. Powerbomb! 1....2....3. Lance Storm has a chair. Bradshaw turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. Dreamer is next to take a hard shot. Storm has demolished everyone! Worth a ** rating, but no more than that.

 

Kevin Nash vs X-Pac : Flying elbow from X-Pac. Super kick by X-Pac. Hooks the leg for a two count. Nash reverses a waistlock. Incredibly weak headbutt on Pac by Nash. Punch by Nash, missing Pac by a good six inches. There's a two count on the pin. Kevin Nash drops Pac with a clothesline. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Kevin Nash punches away at X-Pac. Pac counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. There's a two count on the pin. Nash walks into a face crusher variation. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Pac hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Nash blocks a kick from X-Pac. Kevin Nash punches away at X-Pac. Sloppy tornado punch from Kevin Nash, Pac barely got hit. Rhyno just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Rhyno drops Nash and Pac with punches, causing the referee to call for the bell. I think this match has been ruled a no contest. The crowd are baffled by the actions of Rhyno, and who he has attacked. Rhyno has grabbed a chair. Nash walks over...and gets floored with a hard shot. Pac also takes a hard shot. Rhyno has laid everybody out! Rating: 1\2 star.

 

Rob Van Dam vs Dean Malenko (For The WWE Intercontinental Title) : Driven DDT by Dean Malenko. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Super frankensteiner on RVD, who hit hard. There's a two count on the pin. RVD backdrops Dean Malenko out of a piledriver attempt. Standing leg lariat by Rob Van Dam on Malenko. RVD uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Cover for a two count. Diamond Dust from Rob Van Dam, Malenko is out. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Rob Van Dam hits a rolling kick on Malenko. RVD drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Lightning kick by Malenko on RVD. There's a two count on the pin. Power drive elbow by Dean Malenko. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Flying elbow from Dean Malenko. Malenko hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Malenko drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Flying elbow from Rob Van Dam. Back heel kick off the second rope, Malenko goes down. Rob Van Dam floors Dean Malenko...and climbs the turnbuckles. Five Star Frog Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout.

 

Shawn Michaels has come down to the ring for an interview. As he is talking, Crash Holly slides in from behind...and levels him with a chair shot! That was brutal. HBK gets pulled into the corner...and rammed groin first into the steel ring post! Crash has left Shawn Michaels down and in pain!

 

Brooklyn Brawler vs Triple H : Big clothesline on Brawler. Spinebuster by Triple H. Cover for a two count. Brooklyn Brawler avoids a Triple H avalanche. Brooklyn Brawler strikes Triple H. Big forearm by Brawler, which was thrown so badly that Misawa is probably doubled-up with laughter somewhere. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brawler DDTs Triple H. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. HHH takes a weak clothesline. HHH blocks a kick from Brooklyn Brawler. Spear by Triple H. There's a two count on the pin. Lifting DDT by Triple H, looked good. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Rude Awakening on Brooklyn Brawler by HHH. Brawler takes a headbutt from Triple H. Brawler kicks Triple H in the gut to reverse the momentum. Incredibly weak powerslam on HHH by Brawler. Brooklyn Brawler drops HHH with a clothesline. Triple H can barely stand. Brawler Bomb! 1....2....3. Triple H leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Brooklyn Brawler comes running as well, and HHH gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood.

 

Billy and Chucky vs Hogan \ Edge vs Christian \ Storm (For The WWE Tag Team Titles) : Billy slams Hulk Hogan down. Hogan takes a headbutt from Billy Gunn. Tag to Chuck Palumbo. Big backdrop on Hogan, executed well. Spear by Chuck Palumbo. Tag to Billy Gunn. Billy and Chucky whip Hogan into the corner. Billy Gunn whips Chuck Palumbo in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Tag between Hulk Hogan and Edge. Running knee lift from Edge. Hooks the leg for a two count. Billy tags out to Christian. Christian scores with a back heel kick on Edge. Tag to Chuck Palumbo. Christian crushes Palumbo with a running senton. Christian tags out to Lance Storm. Springboard dropkick from Lance Storm. Nicely done. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Tag between Chuck Palumbo and Edge. Edge hits a stump piledriver on Lance Storm. Cover for a two count. Storm tags out to Christian. Back heel kick off the second rope, Edge goes flying. Edge can barely stand. Unprettier!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.

 

Brock Lesnar vs The Undertaker (For The WWE Undisputed World Title) : Brock Lesnar fires off some right and left hands. Brock Lesnar with a spinning neckbreaker on Undertaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. The Undertaker comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Big clothesline on Lesnar. Lesnar gets slammed. The Undertaker with a spinning neckbreaker on Lesnar. Lesnar backdrops The Undertaker out of a piledriver attempt. Massive backbreaker, Undertaker got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. The Undertaker can barely stand. Here it comes - Triple Powerbomb. 1....2...3, it's finished. Brock Lesnar slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Undertaker turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas. I'll give it a **1\2 rating.

 

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and the rating is...

 

2.79

 

I am a brutal man!

[Guest The Superstar]

Kevin Nash is backstage, when Jazz comes walking past. X-Pac also walks in. He sees Jazz talking to Kevin Nash, and walks over and pulls her away! Jazz doesn't look happy as she gets pulled away. Could X-Pac be jealous?