50 Gazillion Reasons Why TCR Rules

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I need my ego stroked like a...uh...cat, so here's a spinoff of Loose Cannon's thread, to celebrate me passing 650 posts.

 

1. You guys name yourselves after wrestlers, I'm a whole damn Central European country.

[Guest Flyboy]

2. He has a she-male in his sig banner.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

2) You have Harvard Chris in your sig.

[Guest Flyboy]

3. You have Guy Stokes in your sig, also.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

4. I have Velocidential in my sig.

 

And apparently I've gotten noticed more for three or so hours in which Amelie Mauresmo was in my sig pic than for anything else I've done over the last three months! I was a big part of the Brock's Heads On Other Bodies thread!

[Guest Flyboy]

5. You contacted me on AIM out of nowhere.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

5. He wants people to read Random Observations.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

6) Has read Random Observations

[Guest Flyboy]

7. He reads my Heat recaps. (Right?! )

[Guest The Czech Republic]

You bet I do.

8. I enjoy tennis.

[Guest Flyboy]

9. He wants a perm like Chris Nowinski.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

10. He was angered by my Eric Bischoff/Neil Diamond banner and he didn't know why.

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

11. he's so great that we've already thought of 11 reasons why he rules.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

12. He's fanastic to the point where we are all stunned... Hence, there's only 12 so far.

[Guest LooseCannon]

13. He knows a good thread idea when he sees one.

14. He keeps his fingernails clean.

15. He sells heroin to grade school children.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

16. He knocked up your daughter.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest LooseCannon]

17. He performs cut-rate back alley abortions while drinking Jim Beam.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

18. He invented Tshirthell.com.

 

19. He responded to Random Observations.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

20) He can actually say Kotzenjunge with no problems.

[Guest Incandenza]

21. He's a fellow Guy Stokes mark.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

22. He drove the Hummer.

 

23. He also lifted the briefcase.

[Guest LooseCannon]

24. He rang the fucking bell when VKM told him to at SS '97.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

25. He was one of the proudest WCW Television champions.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

26. He was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

27. He knows 1,005 moves.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

28. He refuses to use the ARM-bar, but freely busts out the arm-BAR.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

29. When it comes to the side-reverse-overhanded armbar, no one is better.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

30. His ego is so big at this point, it has its own gravitational pull.

 

31. He knows all.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

32. He is the ONLY person that is actually better than Kanyon.

 

33. He's not afraid to cry.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

34. He's got big hands.