Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 1, 2002 For my 2000th post, I offer this: Why Japan Will Rule the World. Also, here is where you tell me what you think of me, and because I don't really care about what anyone thinks(unless it's about you-know-who), go ahead and insult me to your heart's delight if you wish. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge EDIT: Respond to Random Observations. TCR's crap about Ballston needs t be drowned out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 1, 2002 I mark for you, Puke Boy. You introduced me to YATTA~!, and let me follow you around like a small dog. Kudos. EDIT: Plus.. Conan O'Brien references rule the skool! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest barelythere Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Paaaatrick, happy birthday to yooooooou. Right. Happy birthday. You know what I mean. 2000th post. What to say about you, hmm... well I'm lazy so I'll sum it up: You're the best! Muuah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I forgot you still had the State stuff in your signature and subtitle. Shows how long its been since you posted here. If SHE did, where is everyone else???? Damn SupaTaft's thread stealing my thunder... Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest massivHEDtrauma Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Congrats, my man. You rule the collective ass of this board, in my opinion. And Random Observations is the bomb, yo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Congrats, dawg. B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Kotz, you're down with YATTA~? oh yeah, you're pretty cool. Try to get drunk before you do observations like Dean does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 2, 2002 It isn't easy when I'm only 18 and there is ZERO booze here. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Congrats, Kotzen.. Now you're close to 6000. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 2, 2002 You da man, Kotz, and Random Observations rulez da skool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I was a bit slow to take to you Mr. Kotz, but now indeed I must recognize~! that you r0x0rs~!. Fo sheez. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I can't believe you got to 2000 before I did. In any case, you're a quality poster with the sort of biting wit and seizure-inducing avatar that really gets people noticed around here. You were also one of the first people to openly acknowledge my message board genius and for that, I am eternally grateful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 2, 2002 May I be your official lost dog, Kotzen? I think I should. You have educated me much, and plus I advertise your post-RAW chat in my sig... I can make it even worse in a few minutes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Er, lost dog? If you could clarify what that means, then I'll think about it. If you're talking like Stevie Richards to Raven... Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Yeah, that's actually what I meant. Let me be your Stevie. You can be my Raven; this forum will be our ECW... I need to stop what I'm doing sometimes. ... ... .. Fo sheez. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Er, no? Sorry, I'm not for having a pet. I already have a dog, I don't need one on here too. Besides, I doubt you've been housebroken. I do appreciate the advertising, even though I was going to make an announcement tomorrow night about it. Just tell people how great I am and stuff. That'd be nice. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I will type your name with honour, sir. Kotzen. Oh yes. Kotzenjunge. And should anything happen to this.. dog... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Er, I'll say things about their mothers, I dunno. This is actually rather frightening. I'm happy to have a fan, but eesh. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I'm scary, what can I say?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Not scary, just odd. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Um... Kotz rules... and stuff. Yeah. ::Jingus starts to run low on Creativity Serum for the night:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 2, 2002 (refrains from making serum joke at Jingus's expense) Man, that was a good one too. If you weren't a mod, I'd do it. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Go ahead, it's not like the respect I get from my colleagues can drop to even LOWER levels. And if I don't like it, I'll just change your user name, password, title, and edit every post you've ever made into one long bukkake narrative session. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Oh, it was just some twisted homosexual joke, along the lines of... "If you're short on serum, just come over here and work some out of me. It only works if you swallow!" Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Some jokes are better left to the imagination. Not that I have room to talk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Hmmm... okay, the "only works if" part got a chuckle, you pass. For now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Post 2100!!! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Damn, we're on fire tonight in Person Above Me, ain't weez? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I did that Person Above Me thread a little bit, but it started to feel like I was whoring, so I stopped. Got my last few on the WWE board so I felt legit. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
