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Guest papacita
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I could make the Kool-Aid.  Extra sugar. ^_^

Nectar of the Gods, man! Nectar of the Gods!

And here I was thinking it was Tang.

BLASPHEMY~!

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I like Hershey's. Those damn Ovaltine kids piss me the fuck off.

Guest papacita
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Yeah, I hate those kids too. Them and the little girl from the Welch's Grape Juice commecial (I can't stand her).

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All the damn kids from the Songs 4 Worship commercials irritate me too.

Guest MaxPower27
Posted

Mix the Ovaltine, Nesquik, Hershey's, Tang & Kool-Aid together! Wooo!! Flavor-ific!!!!

Guest CoreyLazarus416
Posted

Man, I wish my ex's were this crazy. Instead, I get a dumb slut in SpEd classes, a dumb slut that's probably pregnant and in jail now, a druggie/alcoholic that's been kicked out of her house more times than I've jerked off in a month, and a beastly mallgoth that only dates guys shorter and less frightening than her.

Guest papacita
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My ex apparently got married without telling me...

 

If anyone needs me, I'll be playing in traffic. :(

Guest Mr. Pink
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all damn kids irritate me.

*grabs some kids from a playground and puts them in front of Agent of Oblivion*

 

 

HA!!

 

 

*shoots AoO and runs off with the diamonds*

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Man, I wish my ex's were this crazy. Instead, I get a dumb slut in SpEd classes, a dumb slut that's probably pregnant and in jail now, a druggie/alcoholic that's been kicked out of her house more times than I've jerked off in a month, and a beastly mallgoth that only dates guys shorter and less frightening than her.

None of my ex's are remarkable either. They all either decided I was too weird or too ugly, a couple I dumped, never for the same reasons. I caught one doing crack, and that was that.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted
all damn kids irritate me.

*grabs some kids from a playground and puts them in front of Agent of Oblivion*

 

 

HA!!

 

 

*shoots AoO and runs off with the diamonds*

Unless they are removed pronto, their blood will be on your hands as well as mine. I cannot be killed with bullets, and I'm too poor to have diamonds. Those were probably roaches.

Guest SmarkySmark
Posted

I've had psycho ex girlfriends. One said she loved me the day after we started dating. She wanted to get married. I broke up with her and she kept sending me emails that were 5 pages long, when printed, begging me to take her back. Whenever I would date someone else she would threaten them. Of course this girl went on to sleep with a guy she didn't even know just to spite her mother. Yeah she had issues.

 

I always manage to date the psychos. One girl told me she wanted to break up with me to become a nun.

Guest dreamer420
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Mine broke my heart for the third time last night and this morning I don't think I have ever felt worse.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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(makes the sudden record stop noise)

 

Eep. Sorry, Bo.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest mesepher
Posted

my latest ex girlfriend was way too into the whole "I love you" thing as well... one week after we were dating, actually

 

now that we are broken up and finished, she will talk to me once in awhile on the computer and then her friends take over... which includes death threats and some guy saying "I am hotter than you." She's a total drama queen too... yuck. She was so jealous because she claimed that her family liked me more than her... :rolleyes:

 

The only girl to truly break my heart is a girl that I had none for about two years... and then saw her a year later. We were both attracted to each other and still liked each other... so I asked her out. The next day I met her girlfriend.... now THAT was horrible.

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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my latest ex girlfriend was way too into the whole "I love you" thing as well... one week after we were dating, actually

Exactly what happened to me. Only it was 2 days after we started dating. I didn't mind cause she showed me her tits and we made out all the time. But she was just plain annoying. After 3 weeks of constant phone calls (about 3 a day, I kept telling her I was tired) and letters from "friends" (which were clearly in her writing) complaining about our relationship I broke it off. She then got her friends to bitch me out at every opportunity afterwards and write notes to me calling me the biggest asshole alive, until I dropped out of school (she wasn't the cause) and moved to the East Bay. It didn't help that I had her in my art class, which was my fave class.

 

Crazy bitch.

Guest Mr. Pink
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Unless they are removed pronto, their blood will be on your hands as well as mine. I cannot be killed with bullets, and I'm too poor to have diamonds. Those were probably roaches.

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You're fucked up, dude

Guest mesepher
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actually, I really like Agent... haha. but I'm weird too. soo...

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
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woah, this thread got bump-a-roonied.

 

sorry about your girl Dreamer. If it makes you feel any better, I think OJ Hart's gonna give us grisly details about slobbering on some 12 year old later. <_<

Guest Cancer Marney
Posted

Kinda makes me feel better that if the statutory rape people ever find this board, OJ will be arrested long before me.

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
Posted

OJ actually seems to be decreasing in ages.

 

He doesn't exactly cover his tracks either... <_<

Guest Intimacy Goblin
Posted

My dear Patrick,

 

I will not stoop to your maturity level by slingning useless insults, no matter how well-worded. I'm simply going to tell you the state of things right now in this moment of time. You've pissed me off beyond all comprehension. I barely tolerated your opinions about your ex and my current girlfriend thus far because you for the most part kept them to yourself or, when you had to spread them, spread them under the table. But you have crossed the line. You've openly spread your biased opinion on a board where I am bound to run into it and associated my name and my assumed trust with it. Your line about me ignoring the "L-bomb" comment; obviously I was the only one of us who saw how big of a screaming joke that was. If you couldn't tell she wasn't being serious, I pity your perception. And the line where I tell you things that I can't talk about with her; you failed to hear my response, which was something along the lines of "but we worked around our differences and don't bring up matters of personal ideology anymore". Don't assume you have an understanding of my personal affairs, because I don't tell you jack shit about my personal affairs. I don't trust anyone with my personal life. so DO NOT make your issues with your ex-girlfriend a thread, because you do not talk shit about your close-enough-to-best friend's girlfriend in a way that he can find out. DO NOT mention her here again. DO NOT tell others how my personal life is. DO NOT do anything previously mentioned again, because if you do, I will not let possible legal repercussions have any affect on the actions I'm going to take with you. This shit stops here. And don't contact me in any way for about a month.

 

I'm done.

Guest Cancer Marney
Posted

Whoops-a-daisy.

 

DO NOT make your issues with your ex-girlfriend a thread
Bit late in the day for that, h'm?

 

By the way, is it just me or is saying "I love you" to someone you're dating a pretty obscure way of making a joke?

Guest Kinetic
Posted

It was bound to happen eventually.

 

On the "I love you" as a joke thing: I'd say joking about it would make it easier to segue into saying it for real later on. It might remove a lot of the emotional heft of the statement, but I personally would not have any problem with that.

Guest Incandenza
Posted

Yeah, I had completely forgotten that the girl in question's current beau posts here. Kotz, however, shouldn't have.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Shit, I don't care. I don't expect the person she's going out with to go against her in this.

 

I am proud of my powers of prognostication though. I did sound like a tremendous villain, despite me never starting any fights or anything. And if not caring is considered an instigator for people, then I give up on the species as a whole.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: I was also well aware that he posts here when I did all of this.

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