Funniest South Park segments

[Guest O.J. Hart]

Mine are the one with the mongolians and the wall and the end of Cartmanland when Cartman screams at a kid with the one big word..."GODDAMNITGETTHEFUCKOUTOFMYWAY!!!!" and that made me laugh my ass off for the next 2 hours and i laughed at it the next 60 times I saw it.

 

What's your favorite South Park segments.

[Guest the pinjockey]

Three of my favorites:

 

Everyone at the bus stop wearing gas masks.

 

Cartman in front of congress

"It was the heat of the moment clap clap clap"

 

and finally

"I made you eat your parents"

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

God, there's so many I can't even begin to answer this question. If I may take a recent episode, the Mongolian one, it had to be when they were at the bus stop and Kyle called Cartman fat, and Cartman called him a Jew and Kyle's mom flipped out...

[Guest Mr. Pink]

Mongolian Episode:

 

"Your name is Staaaan....Staaaaaaaan....."

 

"Yeah, Stan Marsh..."

 

"He's remembering!"

[Guest hardyz1]

Could you tell me where the Pube Festival is?

[Guest Si82]

I really liked the first Sexual Harrassment Panda segment. In fact that whole episode is great.

[Guest MaxPower27]

The Mongolians with Shitty Wok guy was fucking hilarious.

 

"Damn you Mongorians! This is last time you break down my shitty wall! How come every time Chinese built a wall, you got to come and knock it down"

 

Also, the episode that they're trapped on a bus, and remembering plast instances was a good episode all around. "Now that's what I call a sticky situation!"

 

But, Sexual Harassmant Panda, and Pube fest are the two better episodes that have been put out in a while. All good. Pubefest was made by Cartman's speech at the end, about how he killed that kid's parents, and put them in the chili. I felt guilty for laughing, but it was still funny.

[Guest DerangedHermit]

In SP: BLU:

 

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?

Mr. Garrison: What did you say?

Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...

[picks up a megaphone]

Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?

 

Chef: Didn't you ever hear about the Emancipation Proclamation?

General: I don't listen to hip-hop!

 

The whole curse-word replacement song...

 

In the show:

 

The WHOLE Pube-fest episode. Probably my favorite episode.

Both Big Gay Al episodes, Pink Eye, Sexual Harrassment Panda, Chinpokomon, and the Planearium episode.

 

In the episode with the rich blacks:

T is for time to leave!

And Garrison at the end of that episode.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

"In the episode with the rich blacks:

T is for time to leave!

And Garrison at the end of that episode."

 

Oh God, the Garrison bit completely took my by surprise. I was laughing for 10 minutes afterward. Don't forget when Will Smith (?) called Snoop Dogg in the studio. That was gold, too...

[Guest chirs3]

I just saw the Pube episode Saturday night, and OH MY GOD, that was hilarious. Cartman's ending speech had me rolling.

 

Also, God's appearing as a rat/weasel/snaky/green headed thing.

 

Garrison: THAT'S God?!

God: Of course, my child. What did you expect me to look like?

Garrison: ... ... ... well not like that!

[Guest Mik at Cornell]

The episode where Kenny dies, and Cartman is on the phone trying to say the dead fetuses.

 

C'mon just like these fetuses, I wasn't born yesterday. You're breakin my balls here.

[Guest Rock Candy]

Man...the episode where Cartman and Stan are jerking dogs off had me falling on the floor because I was laughing so hard. "Come on, Sparky! Red Rocket, Red Rocket!!"

 

Same episode: the toddlers reciting sexual positions to Mr. Garrison. "Dirty Sanchez!"

 

-Ben

[Guest MaxPower27]

Don't forget:

 

"Hot Carl" (one of the kidnergarteners)

"Yeah, that's right, you can give her a Hot Carl" (Mr. Garrison)

 

 

Chinpokomon was a good eps. as well. My favorite eps. of all time, though, is definetely the boxing match between Satan and Jesus. The whole eps. was funny.

[Guest EricMM]

I really liked the segments of Cartmen playing "Lambs" in his basement.

 

So twisted.

 

if my kid were playing Silence of the lambs, I wouldn't know what to do....

 

Now it puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again