A new WWE DVD on the way...

[Guest Downhome]

I'm not going to say anything, but rather, just show you the box art. It explains everything...

 

 

...is that cool as hell or what!? :D

 

Sincerely,

...Downhome...

[Guest J*ingus]

::looks for cyanide pills, finally convinced that doomsday draws nigh::

[Guest MrRant]

::Hands Jingus his bottle and decides to just walk of the cliffs like the Japanese during WWII::

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Damn, when the hell is this going to be released?

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Sits and cries for a good half hour because he knows he's stupid enough to buy it...

[Guest Downhome]

I thought you guys might like this, lol. It is going to be released on October 1, 2002 so get ready!

[Guest goodhelmet]

OH FUCK! The worst concept for a WWE DVD and the fucker had to be released on my birthday!!! They couldn't release a Benoit DVD that every mark is creaming for. NO! They have to release a DVD full of shitty metal riffs and "Sexual Chocolate". Worst Idea Ever!

[Guest MrRant]

OH FUCK! The worst concept for a WWE DVD and the fucker had to be released on my birthday!!! They couldn't release a Benoit DVD that every mark is creaming for. NO! They have to release a DVD full of shitty metal riffs and "Sexual Chocolate". Worst Idea Ever!

Its a plot to make you go insane. Didn't you get the memo?

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

*lurks on IRC, waiting*

[Guest Kinetic]

Who in the blue hell would buy that? Especially when you can get them on any wrestling video game that's been released in the last couple of years. And those have the added attraction of actually being, you know, games that you can play and stuff. I may have been suckered into buying the "WWF's Funniest Moments" DVD but not this time. Not this time.

[Guest MrRant]

Who in the blue hell would buy that? Especially when you can get them on any wrestling video game that's been released in the last couple of years. And those have the added attraction of actually being, you know, games that you can play and stuff. I may have been suckered into buying the "WWF's Funniest Moments" DVD but not this time. Not this time.

<Jedi handwaving>

 

You will be suckered when you see it for the low.. low price of 17.99.

 

</Jedi handwaving>

 

I'm gonna stand infront of my TV with HHH's TitanTron in back of me and pose and spit water and pretent I am the Game. Then I'm gonna lite some candles and turn off the lights and pretend I'm Jericho. I will cap the evening off with standing infront of the TV and pointing to myself. *pointy* Mr *pointy* Rant *Pointy*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I will admit that I WILL be buying this.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest The Man in Blak]

I'll probably buy it just so, if for nothing else, I can have the Dude Love entrance video playing every time I enter my dorm.

 

...

 

Actually, scratch that. This really sucks.

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

(might buy....)

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Oh, HHH has his in regular format and as a special DVD feature he gets a second video of just clips of him pinning Jericho.

[Guest Rob Van Dam]

It's only 30 minutes long and features about nine different wrestlers

[Guest benoitrules2000]

30 FUCKING MINUTES ON DVD!!!

That is the fucking lamest thing ever!!!

WHERE'S MY BENOIT DVD FUCKERS!!!

[Guest JMTapes]

Who cares? I never got what the big deal was about TitanTrons. "Uhhh, I've got so many TitanTrons on my cmputer from Kazaa..yeah, uh. SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

[Guest Retro Rob]

Back in the day, (96/97) the WWF released something very similar to this on Coliseum Video.

[Guest Si82]

Back in the day, (96/97) the WWF released something very similar to this on Coliseum Video.

Yeah they did. Here's a pic:

 

 

Apparantly, it was just clips of the wrestlers coming down to the ring in matches with the commentary taken out.

 

As for this new release it looks like a real piece of crap. It has 10 videos (Triple H, Undertaker, The Rock, Mr. McMahon, Kane, Chris Jericho, Edge, Kurt Angle, The Hurricane & Billy + Chuck) and only one (The Hurricane) will be any good. And check out these special features: - Shuffle: Play the videos randomly & Jukebox: Program your own custom playlist. Wow, they really pushed the boat out here.

 

Christ, they have the entire WCW libary and they release this piece of shit! I WANT WCW PPV'S ON DVD DAMMIT!!!

[Guest Mattdotcom]

You damned fans need to quit demanding this stuff...

 

I was thinking though, I'd love to have "You Look So Good to Me" on a loop...

[Guest Marshall]

I can't imagine marks would mark for this. What about an E&C/Beniot/Jericho DVD? I'd rather buy a Best of Gilberg dvd than this.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

30 minutes??????? Fuck THAT(unless it's insanely cheap)!!

 

I saw the old Hogan "Real American" music video on his DVD, and it beats all of those blindfolded with its hands behind its back and its legs bound.

 

(marks for the campy 80s stuff)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest bob_barron]

Why not put the DVD everyone is clamoring for.

 

The one that will sell out faster then any other DVD.

 

The DVD that will put the Hogan DVD to shame.

 

Of course I'm talking about a William Regal DVD!!!!

[Guest Kingpk]

They should stop doing these cheapo crap DVDs and start on the Wrestlemanias.

 

I mean, they only have to do I through XIV since XV-X-8 are already on DVD, right?

 

You don't think those things wouldn't sell like mad?

[Guest Karnage]

Only 30 minutes?! I thought the WWF's Funniest Moments DVD was short...

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I would buy it if it had Hurricane's video on there if only because his looks like it would be funny, but since it will probably feature ones I have already seen(Jericho, HHH, etc.), I doubt I am going to buy it.

[Guest redbaron51]

30 FUCKING MINUTES ON DVD!!!

That is the fucking lamest thing ever!!!

WHERE'S MY BENOIT DVD FUCKERS!!!

Benoit needs to be WWE Champion in order to have a DVD.

 

By this logic, I don't think we will be getting a Benoit DVD anytime soon

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

30 minutes? $17.99? 9 entrance videos?

 

That comes out to an average of 3 minutes per video... Of course HHH's video will probably take up 1/2 the time on the DVD...

 

With crap like this no wonder WWE barely made a profit last quarter...

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Extended versions!!!!! wh00!!!!!

 

OK, kidding. The only thing I'd want from that is B&C, but I can probably just download "You Look So Good to Me" off KaZaA...