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Guest 100PercentAss
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Why would I want to cheer for me? Really! I mean think about it...I am the weakest man in the world. I've crapped some of the biggest things to ever exist, whereas I won a cracker jack prize by thrusting my crotch into other men's assholes! It doesn't make sense! On top of that, I is a far better entertainer in bed naked. My dick is bald, and has no charisma. I impregnated Mae Young & had sex with a transvestite! At least bestiality's exciting!

 

Plus, I heard a rumor that my balls were fixed.

Guest El Psycho Diablo
Posted

It's amazing the absolute stupidity of some people..

 

*loads shotgun*

Guest J*ingus
Posted

Hey other mods, don't ban him yet, I'm gonna play with him first. [/catbert]

 

Heh, heh, heh. ABUSE OF POWER~! rules.

Guest Ozymandias
Posted

Jingus you are now my new favorite moderator of all time. Be proud.

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Please don't ban him. Let him post just so Jingus can mess with him.

Guest J*ingus
Posted
Please don't ban him. Let him post just so Jingus can mess with him.

Crap, I wish I'd thoughta that, I changed his password so he couldn't go back and edit it again.

Guest Just call me Dan
Posted

Man, who's next. It's not even fun anymore coming in this folder. It's like the 1980's when some bad guy would come in, and Hogan would beat him. Just like all the old Batman or Ninja Turltes episodes where they'd just end up winning anyway. this is too formulatic. Why the hell do these people waste their time? There is no winning, as it should be and it is getting boring.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

Negative posts? How do you do that, that rules!

 

Plus, what did this guy originally have to say? I'm curious as to whether he's more delusional than I am.

Guest Incandenza
Posted
Why would I want to cheer for me? Really! I mean think about it...I am the weakest man in the world. I've crapped some of the biggest things to ever exist, whereas I won a cracker jack prize by thrusting my crotch into other men's assholes! It doesn't make sense! On top of that, I is a far better entertainer in bed naked. My dick is bald, and has no charisma. I impregnated Mae Young & had sex with a transvestite! At least bestiality's exciting!

 

Plus, I heard a rumor that my balls were fixed.

Delicious.

Guest J*ingus
Posted
Negative posts? How do you do that, that rules!

 

Plus, what did this guy originally have to say? I'm curious as to whether he's more delusional than I am.

There's all kinds of crap that supermen like myself can do to peons like all of you, BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA.

 

As to what he said, just replace every reference to himself with either "Angle" or "Henry" however they seem to fit with his argument, and it's close enough.

 

And no, he wasn't delusional, he was yet another gimmicked secret identity poster. ::glares at the dastardly doer of the dirty deed::

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

Would there be a way to make it negative posts, but where the number still goes "up" (although it'd technically be down in that case) with every post? Ya know, like just put a hyphen in front maybe? That'd be freakin' awesome.

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

Jingus, you put tears in my eyes. THAT'S how a mod is supposed to fuck with a troller.

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