I ams BAc!

[Guest X Killer Gona Maybe hit em up]

I finily came bak yall! wher my dawgs ta?

 

i hopes ya al aint stil racissst!

[Guest MrRant]

Who in the blue hell are you?

[Guest X Killer Gona Maybe hit em up]

Who in the blue hell are you?

diont youse member me? iwass at teh ezboard, dat bitch Downhome picked on me.

 

danm racyist

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Who in the blue hell are you?

Xkiller is God, Bah Gawd!

[Guest LooseCannon]

omg! First Guy Stokes, then Punk Princess, and now we got someone pretending to be xkiller, my all time favorite troll.

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Genius OWNZ you. Sho' nuff.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Yo yo yo! G! Waaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuupppppppppp!!! You chillen like a villian on penicillian while kicking Bob Dylan?

 

Yooooooooo!!!

 

Odelay! Arriba la raza! Ya know the nWo be locos vatos forever! We be bowdy bowdy and rowdy rowdy!

 

Word to your mother!

[Guest papacita]

I liked GHAST~!

[Guest alfdogg]

Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie

[ ] Lamer

[ ] Flamer

[ ] Pervert

[ ] Geek

[ ] Spammer

[ ] Racist

[ ] Jackass

[ ] Troller

[ ] Fundamentalist

[ ] Satanist

[ ] "Expert"

[ ] Wannabe

[ ] Dumbass

[x] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood

[ ] Other:

 

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You imported another debate into this post

[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand

[ ] You posted a 'Top 10' post.

[ ] You posted a 'Religion' post

[ ] You started a PENIS thread

[ ] You started a long, stupid thread

[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread

[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it

[ ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting

[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message

[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait

[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll

[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll

[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement

[X] You make no sense

[ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything

[ ] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful

[ ] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.

[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.

[ ] Your awful grammar made the post unreadable

[ ] You made a baseless assertion

[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON

[ ] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS

[x] You say your 'L33t liek Jeffk.', Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it.

[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway

 

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing

[ ] Stop masturbating for a week

[ ] Read every group you posted to for a week without posting

[ ] Give up your AOL account

[ ] Bust up your keyboard with a hammer and eat it

[ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication

[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)

[ ] Actually post something relevant

[ ] Print your home phone number in your ads

[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

 

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me

[ ] Get a clue

[ ] Get a life

[ ] Go away

[ ] Grow up

[ ] Never post again

[x] I pity your dog

[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help

[ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons

[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...

[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else

[ ] Go back to school and actually learn something

[ ] Learn how to post or get off the site

[ ] All of the above

[Guest MrRant]

Can I get a copy of that alf?

[Guest X Killer Gona Maybe hit em up]

Yo yo yo! G! Waaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuupppppppppp!!! You chillen like a villian on penicillian while kicking Bob Dylan?

 

Yooooooooo!!!

 

Odelay! Arriba la raza! Ya know the nWo be locos vatos forever! We be bowdy bowdy and rowdy rowdy!

 

Word to your mother!

wat ups dogg?!? you andz me be homiez!

[Guest The Man in Blak]

RIP OFF~!

[Guest alfdogg]

IS NOT!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Yo yo yo! G! Waaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuupppppppppp!!! You chillen like a villian on penicillian while kicking Bob Dylan?

 

Yooooooooo!!!

 

Odelay! Arriba la raza! Ya know the nWo be locos vatos forever! We be bowdy bowdy and rowdy rowdy!

 

Word to your mother!

wat ups dogg?!? you andz me be homiez!

Uh.... yeah...

 

How about you go into this Black Panther bar and challenge them to a fight, I'll be waiting in the car

[Guest X Killer Gona Maybe hit em up]

Yo yo yo! G! Waaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuupppppppppp!!! You chillen like a villian on penicillian while kicking Bob Dylan?

 

Yooooooooo!!!

 

Odelay! Arriba la raza! Ya know the nWo be locos vatos forever! We be bowdy bowdy and rowdy rowdy!

 

Word to your mother!

wat ups dogg?!? you andz me be homiez!

Uh.... yeah...

 

How about you go into this Black Panther bar and challenge them to a fight, I'll be waiting in the car

whys i challanege my homiez!

 

you a fakr! i'm going to cum to ur home and beat youse up!

[Guest areacode212]

The original xkiller was probably the best troll we ever had.

[Guest LooseCannon]

xkiller never called anyone his homie. The real xkiller was a lot better. this imitation is pathetic.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I'm gonna punch twice like Vanilla Ice

I'm gonna mow, you down like Snow

I'm gonna make it a blast, like Everlast

I'm gonna go insane, like House of Pain

You gonna swim, like Eminem, to get away, biiiiiioootcch!

 

You not gonna be able to go to the crappers, for you have pissed off white rappers!

 

Biiiiiiiotch!

[Guest J*ingus]

The original, yeah. But this dork's history.

[Guest LooseCannon]

The original xkiller was probably the best troll we ever had.

That's what I'm saying. I don't know why tightwads had to ban him.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I like this guy. I enjoy rapping his name alone!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Jingus..

 

fuck around with his posting title first.

[Guest Kinetic]

Wow. That didn't last long.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Mommy, can I feed the troll?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

NO! I want to make fun of Xkiller! I used to ahve so much fun with that guy!

[Guest papacita]

Well, he's gone.

 

 

Candyland anyone?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Goddammit. I liked him. Let us have a little FUN!!!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest hhhruls]

fuk u xkiler and fuk u to JINGES im the onli on that can spl wrong xkiler is tring to imatat me.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Woohoo! Another one!!

 

Talk about Test shitting!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I wonder who he was