The One And Only Moron You Ran Into Today Thread

[Guest MrRant]

I figure since everyone see's at least one moron a day that we should start a thread about it.

 

Moron I ran into today:

 

Today I work I was talking to a customer whose Internet was out because someone cut one of our fiber optic cables and that it would be down for a few hours and that I would credit him for today for the inconvience.

 

His response:

 

How do fibers being cut affect my cable internet since its coming to me over cable and not fiber?!?

 

Just wanted to slap the bastard.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Hmm, interesting topic... I was at Golden Corral (sp?) today for dinner and one of the managers was throwing a fit to an understaffed crew about stupid sh*t. I filled out a comment card blasting him...

 

Oh, I forgot about this one. The better half and I went grocery shopping right after dinner and there was this stupid soccer mom with two brats taking 5 to decide what checkout lane to go into. Well, we just went in the lane to her left and she threw a fit. I laughed at her the whole time I was at the check out line. While helping out bagging the good, my better half thought I was going to put the bread at the bottom of the shopping cart, and I cracked "Well at least I don't cut in front of people at the counter." If looks could kill soccer mom b*tch would have nailed me right then and there...

[Guest saturnmark4life]

I pretty much hate all AWK haters anyway, but most of their arguments are along the lines of 'he looks like an idiot' 'all his songs sound the same' i mean FUCKING HELL DON'T YOU GET IT? oh and after seeing him live one of the people i was camping with observed my tee with the three letters 'A. W. K.' across it and said 'AWK? that dosen't stand for andrew wk does it?' which not only made me hate them but had added stupidity. My friend's dad alledgedly once asked if the sun and the moon were the same thing, but i'm still checking my sources on that one.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

I work with morons. We have people from our field calling in on stupid topics. Sometimes you have to get in the right frame of mind to even deal with them. I had one salesperson call in and ask how do I get text from on document to the next without having to re-type it or how do I delete a column from a table. Or it can be as simple as having my boss not be able to login to something because she thinks she password is fucked up when it was her email address she typed in. When she signed up she put down her email address @blank.com.net

[Guest mesepher]

during my freshman year of high school, I played basketball under my dad's wishes... so anyways.

We are in the locker room and my friend has the Rocky IV soundtrack in his locker... Enter Francis.

Francis: "Hey Hornick, what's this? Rocky? Rocky Miavia? Is that some sort of new Ress-lar?"

 

 

just yesterday, a kid at college here thought Pink Floyd was a country band.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Earlier today I ran into a girl who works at a foreign embassy. She told me she was flying to "Chee-ka-goh" later in the evening. Somehow I kept a straight face and wished her a safe flight.

[Guest NazMistry]

I didn't leave my house today.

But I saw this guy in the mirror, what a fucking moron. He was an absoloute piece of shit. He wouldn't stop staring at me. When I asked him what he was doing he just asked me the exact same thing. I puched him and cut up my hand pretty bad. Didn't see him again after that.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

...

 

You people can be really scary sometimes. In a sad sort of way.

[Guest NazMistry]

...

 

You people can be really scary sometimes. In a sad sort of way.

It was joke.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Hands up, everyone who believes that.

[Guest LooseCannon]

::tentatively begins to raise hand, glances over in Marney's direction who is menacingly shaking her head no, quickly returns hand to his side::

[Guest Cancer Marney]

<lowers her gun again and glances around the room>

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

(*stays hidden behind the couch*)

[Guest mesepher]

raises hand.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

BANG! <mesepher is now missing one arm. Next>

[Guest DJ Jeff]

I saw a few morons at the mall today. Damn, Calgary is full of morons.....

 

 

And cool people also. B)

[Guest mesepher]

nope... still have two arms. sorry, take your role playing elsewhere.

 

thanks.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Morons:

 

My English class. Bunch of egotistical, know nothing jerks that just love to mock me.

 

Yeah, and I would just LOVE to kill them. Huh.

 

...

 

I still wanna go to Calgary. How's that?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(raises hand because he believes Naz)

 

Fo honesty,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

nope... still have two arms. sorry, take your role playing elsewhere.

 

thanks.

Dork.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

 

You changed it!

 

But.. but.. FO SHEEZ!!!

 

Eh.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I've been changing it up for fun once every few posts to see if people notice. I'd better cut down on it though, Fo Sheez needs to remain the standard, not these others.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest mesepher]

nope... still have two arms. sorry, take your role playing elsewhere.

 

thanks.

Dork.

well, I actually prefer "geek" but close enough

[Guest mesepher]

computer wigged out and then proceeded to freeze... sorry about that.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

^ double post!

 

<smacks herself> Wrong thread again.

[Guest Intimacy Goblin]

Getting back on the subject a bit, I had an experience with a moron today. My psychology class doubles as a French class later in the dayn and they had left some French shit on the board. The substitute proceeded to blast the French culture with both barrels. He said "Name one piece of real estate outside of Europe the French still have a say so in". A junior raised his hand and replied, completely seriously, "Portugal?"

 

I cried.

[Guest swan]

I haven't been to a fast food restaurant, Wal-Mart, or public school(at least here) today so no morons yet.

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Because Run in to AT LEAST One A Day

--The subtitle of this thread.

 

 

Was that a joke, MrRant?