Guest crusen86 Posted September 2, 2002 Report Posted September 2, 2002 SJL Metal Card, Thursday September 5th Due Date: Thursday, 3PM Eastern Arena: The Slaughterhouse, NY. Yeah. Send to... Uh... Let's say Thugg for now. As a note, Kamikaze has retired. Bah. OPENING PROMO - NEW CHAMPION! The Intelligence Agent from Canada gets to say a few words. SINGLES MATCH Tim Dillon vs. Cutthroat - It's Tim Dillon. It's Cutthroat. It's a match. - Match Description: Standard. - Word Limit: 3000 - Send To Edwin MacPhisto SINGLES MATCH Judge Mental vs. Blank - Judge Mental has made a decent enough impact for somebody who hasn't had an official match since joining. Can he get off to a flier by defeating Blank? - Match Description: Standard. - Word Limit: 3000 - Send To SuicideKing HARDCORE MATCH Leon Sharpe vs. Jack The Ripper - Sharpe will be desperate to get a win to sell shirts over the returning Jack The Ripper here. - Match Description: Standard. - Word Limit: 3000 - Send To Tod deKindes EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH Fugue © vs. Matt Myers - Since the fools decided to no show last week, there's a rematch. Oh, Spike's not in it because he didn't have an excuse. So yeah. - Match Description: Standard. - Word Limit: 4500 - Send To 5_moves_of_doom or whatever it is MAIN EVENT NO DQ/INTERFERENCE MATCH Mak Francis vs. Thor - Mak has to be pissed - he just lost his title to CIA. So now, the two losers, who have been in each other's faces for a while now, collide in a no DQ match. It would be fair to say that the winner will have a big chance at a World title shot in the immediate future. What a fucking weak description. - Match Description: No DQs. Which translates to weapons allowed. HOWEVER, nobody else in the arena can get involved. - Word Limit: 6000 - Send To Longodgger_Pete
Guest HVilleThugg Posted September 2, 2002 Report Posted September 2, 2002 That's right....send it all to me bitches!!! Or die trying. Da "booking machine" H
Guest DiabloIIFreak1010 Posted September 2, 2002 Report Posted September 2, 2002 Oh. Hell. Yeah. Thanks so much, Crusen. No more no-showin' for Mr. Myers...
Guest Tod deKindes Posted September 2, 2002 Report Posted September 2, 2002 I'll have a busy week, so Sharpe and Jack, send me your shits ASAP. Tod "Estensione? Que es "estensione", por favor?" deKindes That is the only time I'll use this.
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Posted September 2, 2002 Report Posted September 2, 2002 Just like Tod, I will ALSO have a bust week...get those fucking matches in quick, Matt and Fugue. Don't rush them like hell, but I MIGHT do something Thursday night, so try to get them in around Thursday morning, or if you can, maybe even Wednesday night. Thank thy.
Guest Longdogger_Pete Posted September 2, 2002 Report Posted September 2, 2002 Mak and Thor might also try sending to Longdogger_Pete. Because, if they try sending their matches to Longodgger_Pete, we'll have a double no-show for the main event.
Guest Insane Clown Dan Posted September 2, 2002 Report Posted September 2, 2002 Hello people. Like, uh... I was gone last week on some gay-ass Labor Day and week before then vacation. But *now* I can write again. Have mercy and book me next show. Please? And congrats to CIA for regaining the title, and for Jack coming back to hold down Cutthroat Been away from a computer for too long... so... dizzy....
Guest Powerplay Posted September 2, 2002 Report Posted September 2, 2002 Kaze retired?! Damnit, I wanted to possibly fued with him. So sad.
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted September 2, 2002 Report Posted September 2, 2002 Whoa, I'm unbooked. Which gives me my first two school days off... killer. Thanks Cruse-meister. - Mike Van Siclen.
Guest Insane Clown Dan Posted September 3, 2002 Report Posted September 3, 2002 Who is making the next JL card? I don't know who to PM for sure and I gotta ask something.
Guest hhh6294 Posted September 3, 2002 Report Posted September 3, 2002 Ya might try that Thugg masta H over there, Flexxx
Guest ScorpionDanceofDeath Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 Kaze didn't retire! I can't believe Crusen believed that PM sent to him by Maria.. I'm gonna have to talk to Johnny Smith about her. I only asked for the week off.
Guest Powerplay Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 HELL YES! He DIDN'T retire! WHOO! *Does dance of joy*
Guest TheBostonStrangler Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 Just a FYI: Strangler is now officially back from his vacation, so I'll be able to return to marking and other various duties. Put me down for the next card.
Guest -Cutthroat- Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 I'm going to get my ass kicked by Timmy, that's for sure....
Guest hhh6294 Posted September 4, 2002 Report Posted September 4, 2002 What's new? you always get your ass kicked by someone... I thought you'd be used to it by now...
Guest Listen2Reason Posted September 5, 2002 Report Posted September 5, 2002 Is it just me...or are there lots of wrestlers currently in the SJL whose gimmicks are that they're, well, nuts? ...;;
Guest Tod deKindes Posted September 5, 2002 Report Posted September 5, 2002 Timmy from South Park could kick your ass.
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