SJL Metal Card, Thursday September 5th

[Guest crusen86]

SJL Metal Card, Thursday September 5th

Due Date: Thursday, 3PM Eastern

Arena: The Slaughterhouse, NY. Yeah.

 

Send to... Uh... Let's say Thugg for now.

 

As a note, Kamikaze has retired. Bah.

 

OPENING PROMO

- NEW CHAMPION! The Intelligence Agent from Canada gets to say a few words.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tim Dillon vs. Cutthroat

- It's Tim Dillon. It's Cutthroat. It's a match.

- Match Description: Standard.

- Word Limit: 3000

- Send To Edwin MacPhisto

 

SINGLES MATCH

Judge Mental vs. Blank

- Judge Mental has made a decent enough impact for somebody who hasn't had an official match since joining. Can he get off to a flier by defeating Blank?

- Match Description: Standard.

- Word Limit: 3000

- Send To SuicideKing

 

HARDCORE MATCH

Leon Sharpe vs. Jack The Ripper

- Sharpe will be desperate to get a win to sell shirts over the returning Jack The Ripper here.

- Match Description: Standard.

- Word Limit: 3000

- Send To Tod deKindes

 

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH

Fugue © vs. Matt Myers

- Since the fools decided to no show last week, there's a rematch. Oh, Spike's not in it because he didn't have an excuse. So yeah.

- Match Description: Standard.

- Word Limit: 4500

- Send To 5_moves_of_doom or whatever it is

 

MAIN EVENT

NO DQ/INTERFERENCE MATCH

Mak Francis vs. Thor

- Mak has to be pissed - he just lost his title to CIA. So now, the two losers, who have been in each other's faces for a while now, collide in a no DQ match. It would be fair to say that the winner will have a big chance at a World title shot in the immediate future. What a fucking weak description.

- Match Description: No DQs. Which translates to weapons allowed. HOWEVER, nobody else in the arena can get involved.

- Word Limit: 6000

- Send To Longodgger_Pete

[Guest HVilleThugg]

That's right....send it all to me bitches!!! Or die trying.

 

Da "booking machine" H

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

Oh. Hell. Yeah.

 

Thanks so much, Crusen. No more no-showin' for Mr. Myers...

[Guest Tod deKindes]

I'll have a busy week, so Sharpe and Jack, send me your shits ASAP.

 

Tod "Estensione? Que es "estensione", por favor?" deKindes

 

That is the only time I'll use this.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Just like Tod, I will ALSO have a bust week...get those fucking matches in quick, Matt and Fugue. Don't rush them like hell, but I MIGHT do something Thursday night, so try to get them in around Thursday morning, or if you can, maybe even Wednesday night. Thank thy.

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Mak and Thor might also try sending to Longdogger_Pete. Because, if they try sending their matches to Longodgger_Pete, we'll have a double no-show for the main event.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Heh...Longodder.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Hello people. Like, uh... I was gone last week on some gay-ass Labor Day and week before then vacation. But *now* I can write again. Have mercy and book me next show. Please?

 

And congrats to CIA for regaining the title, and for Jack coming back to hold down Cutthroat

 

Been away from a computer for too long... so... dizzy....

[Guest Powerplay]

Kaze retired?! Damnit, I wanted to possibly fued with him. So sad.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Whoa, I'm unbooked. Which gives me my first two school days off... killer. Thanks Cruse-meister.

 

- Mike Van Siclen.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Who is making the next JL card? I don't know who to PM for sure and I gotta ask something.

[Guest hhh6294]

Ya might try that Thugg masta H over there, Flexxx

[Guest ScorpionDanceofDeath]

Kaze didn't retire! I can't believe Crusen believed that PM sent to him by Maria.. I'm gonna have to talk to Johnny Smith about her.

 

I only asked for the week off.

[Guest Powerplay]

HELL YES! He DIDN'T retire! WHOO! *Does dance of joy*

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

Just a FYI: Strangler is now officially back from his vacation, so I'll be able to return to marking and other various duties. Put me down for the next card.

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

I'm going to get my ass kicked by Timmy, that's for sure....

[Guest hhh6294]

What's new? you always get your ass kicked by someone... I thought you'd be used to it by now...

[Guest Listen2Reason]

Is it just me...or are there lots of wrestlers currently in the SJL whose gimmicks are that they're, well, nuts?

 

...;;

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Timmy from South Park could kick your ass.