The Superstar's OAOAST Excessive Force~!

[Guest The Superstar]

The last two matches=BEST EVER~!

 

OAOAST Excessive Force

Brought to you by OAT TOAST!

 

During the pre-game show, Anglesault arrived at the arena, prepared for his big World Title match against Alfdogg. 100.

 

aWo (Some Guy & BML) vs GM \ GN (For The OAOAST Tag Team Titles) : In this exciting opener that kept the crowd hot throughout, the former champs, Green Mist and Generation Never, kept the advantage, isolating Some Guy. After a hot tag to Big McLarge Huge, however, the tide turned. BML went for the RudoBomb on Green Mist, but it was the perfect opportunity for a shot of Red Mist in the face of BML! As Green Mist was celebrating, he didn’t see Some Guy, who gave him a stiff Some Kick! BML rolled over into the cover for the three count! The champs retain in 9:52! Good **** rating. 85.

 

Zack Malibu was backstage, building up his match with CWM tonight. 95.

 

Sandman9000 vs EvenflowDDT, Death Match: This match was another insane bloodbath between these two. It featured dueling lightbulbs, Sandman choking Evenflow with barbed wire, baseball bats, 2x4s, and even C-4 explosives. Sandman got backdropped onto one of the explosives, and even got tangled in barbed wire, but managed to kick out! After kicking out of the Dilemma DDT, he back-suplexed Evenflow onto another C-4 explosive, but it only got two! Evenflow’s gain of momentum didn’t last long, however, as Sandman put Evenflow away, finally, with the PSYCHO DRIVAH~! At a grueling 19:32. Great match, a ****1\4 rating i think. 87.

 

Angle-plex vs Masked Mystery Eskimo (For The OAOAST USTV Title) : The aWo was looking to go 2-2 tonight. This was an awesome technical encounter. Angle-plex kicked out of three rolling Killer Whale-plexes, and got his foot on the ropes after a Blizzard Bomb! MME survived a minute in his own Frostbite Facelock, but made it to the ropes. He also survived a lengthy Ankle Lock, and kicked out of an Angle Slam! MME tried to hit AP with his own AnglePlex, but AP reversed it into the Ankle Lock for the submission to win the USTV Title in 11:59! I'm slapping a ****1\4 rating on this. 86.

 

Big Poppa Popick vs The Superstar (For The OAOAST X Title) : This was a grueling 2/3 falls match, featuring an awesome blend of brawling, high flying, and technical expertise. Superstar immediately targeted the injured arm of BPP, almost forcing him to tap out to a rolling armbar. However, Superstar clinched the first fall in 6:21 by reversing a BPP sunset flip, using the ropes for leverage! BPP came back in the second fall, winning with an awesome Overdriver in 14:32. In an extremely competitive third fall, BPP kicked out of both the Star Power II and I! Superstar got sick of this, and nailed BPP with a massive belt shot to win the match in 25:41! Good **** rating. 81.

 

Steve Austin vs Caboose : These two have been feuding since day one. This was an outstanding brawl, as these two fought all over the arena. Austin showed his toughness by kicking out of an End of the Line DDT! To his credit, Caboose kicked out of a Stone Cold Stunner and survived a lengthy Sharpshooter! However, Caboose countered a Stone Cold Stunner with a low blow, and nailed the Emerald Fusion dead on to win the match at 16:03! Almost a ***** match...but it was missing something, so it only gets a ****1\2. 92.

 

Zack Malibu vs CobainWasMurdered: The In Crowd Leader squared off against the crooked commissioner in this crazy match. This was tremendous, as both men fought for, seemingly, their lives. CWM kicked out of a School’s Out Superkick and seemingly had the match won with a Tire Iron shot, but Zack got his foot on the rope. CWM hit a Pollycutter out of nowhere, but Zack wouldn’t give up! Zack went for another School’s Out, but CWM caught the foot, spun him around, but Zack ducked a CWM clothesline and hit The Trendsetter for the pin at 18:22! A ***** rating for a superb bout! 96.

 

Alfdogg vs Anglesault (For The OAOAST World Title) : The main event was here as Anglesault looked to regain his coveted OAOAST Championship. Reject and Thunderkid accompanied AD, but were thrown out after interfering! This was an excellent end to Excessive Force, and it was a strong technical affair. Anglesault kicked out of a Five Star Alf Splash, which only pissed the champion off. However, after Sault hit a Salt Shaker, he climbed the ropes, and attempted a picture-perfect SaltSault, but AD moved out of the way! He followed it up with an Oklahoma Roll, putting his feet on the second rope: 1, 2, 3! Alfdogg retained the title in 20:56! A ***** rating for a superb bout! 96.

 

Overall: 91. Buyrate: 1.99.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

umm, im the ustv champ buddy

[Guest The Superstar]

Yeah, but this is my game, ASSCLOWN~!

 

Angle-plex OWNZ your ass!

[Guest Angle-plex]

I want The Superstar to be the OAOAST head booker.

[Guest GreenMist]

Hey, when did we lose the tag belts?!

[Guest J*ingus]

Hey, what's this still doing in this folder? Moving time.

[Guest caboose]

I beat Austin?

WhoDaMan?!?

[Guest alfdogg]

OAT TOAST?

 

Am I missing something here?

[Guest treble charged]

OMG, Oat Toast!

[Guest The Superstar]

Yeah man, my four sponsors are OAT TOAST (main), OAOAST Home Video, OAOAST Magazine, and WDI

 

And GM, you guys lost the tag belts on the first IZHD I just liked the aWo (and FACE Some Guy) better