Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted September 3, 2002 I was watching TV today while at my parent's house today when this new scientific study was annouced that if a child's parents do not wear their seatbelts while driving, the child is more likely to have sex than if his/her parents do wear their seatbelts. Now 2 questions come to mind when I heard this....of course after I stopped laughing and was able to think clearly. 1. Do the scientists have nothing better to do than try to study this? 2. What do these 2 things have in common in the first place? Comparing seatbelts to sex is like comparing apples to oranges. Has anyone else heard about this study? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted September 3, 2002 That was a good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 3, 2002 Lack of seatbelt = Example of risky and irresponsible behaviour. Sex(as a teenager) = Example of risky and irresponsible behaviour. At least that's what they thought the connection was, probably. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted September 3, 2002 I bet they're more likely to drink milk straight from the carton, too. Anybody want a scientific study to see exactly how much money I could get diverted away from fucking worthless studies like this and into my own checking account? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted September 3, 2002 Is this another way to blame the parents for the child's inability to get laid? If so, I'm down wit it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted September 3, 2002 A few months ago there was a study on how to genetically modify beans and other foods so that they cause less flatulence. ... And in May, a professor made the world-shattering discovery that time is actually money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted September 3, 2002 I was watching TV today while at my parent's house today when this new scientific study was annouced that if a child's parents do not wear their seatbelts while driving, the child is more likely to have sex than if his/her parents do wear their seatbelts. This explains so much! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DerangedHermit Report post Posted September 3, 2002 Yeah! Because if you don't wear seatbelts, you girls can have accidents with the clutch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted September 3, 2002 Our tax dollars at work... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted September 3, 2002 Ummmm.... right.... I think some scientists purposely do stupid studies like this because they crave attention. I mean you couldn't possibly learn anything important from them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SmarkySmark Report post Posted September 3, 2002 Yeah! Because if you don't wear seatbelts, you girls can have accidents with the clutch! do you mean the stick shift? the clutch is a pedal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted September 3, 2002 It is very hard to have sex in a car while both people are wearing seatbelts. The guy can wear his if the girl is on top in the front seat, but otherwise it's nearly impossible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SodomusChrist Report post Posted September 4, 2002 It is very hard to have sex in a car while both people are wearing seatbelts. The guy can wear his if the girl is on top in the front seat, but otherwise it's nearly impossible. Thank you for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted September 4, 2002 I bet the guy who did this study had parents who always wore thier seat belt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Actually... I always wear my seat belt... and I haven't gotten any for about t- uh, I mean, a real long time. Maybe there is something to this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted September 4, 2002 It is very hard to have sex in a car while both people are wearing seatbelts. The guy can wear his if the girl is on top in the front seat, but otherwise it's nearly impossible. Thank you for that. No problem, just some sound advice from your friendly neighborhood Some Guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
