No explanation needed.

[Guest Breetai]

I've caught mono. I sent an email to my brother, a doctor, asking for more info on it. This is what he sent back. Pay attention to HIS WORDS which I've italicised. This is the saddest thing I've ever read.

 

 

Pursuant to our last post...

 

It's called "kissing disease" so tell me, where the fuck did YOU get it? Who

have you been kissing who's unwell lately?

 

Here you see the benefit of not having girlfriends till late. There are

advantages, you rapacious, promiscuous dick on legs, to being a 31 year old

virgin. :-P

[Guest J*ingus]

::Jingus blinks, not believing what he just read::

 

And he's HAPPY about it?!

 

Plus, there are about a thousand different ways to catch mono, why single out kissing?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

31? Eesh. SOMEONE'S eqivocating.

 

He wouldn't happen to be a member of the Jesus Brigade, would he?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge